The widower put on his dead wife's :Frigid as everThe widow on her late husband's:Stiff at last(I read these years ago somewhere)Any other?
Here lies the body of Lester MooreHe was shot four times with a .44No Les, no More
Lol, can't post the link here, but one of my earliest hubs was on funny and bizarre epitaphs.
An Epitaph above a grave robber's grave..If any more bones do come here, to lay..Please, don't turn them away...For they'll be, all mine, I pray!
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