Here's a test of bravery.
Whether it's burden or blessing, what top 3 things are on your mind more than anything else and are you able to share with the rest of the group?
Tomorrow is Saturday
I would like my mind to go blank
My fingers are numb, so I can't feel the keys of the keyboard = misspelling too much
Well this forum seems to be idle. Guess there's not much interesting to talk about? Geez!
Oops, wrong thread...
Boredom.
Wasting time at Hubpages forums.
More boredom!
1. School starts again soon. I have so many things to do to get ready.
2. The kidnapping victim Hannah Anderson had to have had something to do with the whole thing, but I really hope she didn't.
3. I really need a haircut right now....
Hahah you asked, and I delivered. Those were the first three things I thought of, in that order.
Haha, that it is. Ask me this again in ten years when marriage, kids, work and life have finally got the best of me.
Sex
Beer
Rock N Roll
...yes, I realize I'm shallow. So don't bother pointing it out.
Weeding in the yard
Farmers market this afternoon
Graphic design work
Why is my son jumping on my head?
I'm so hot, my eyelids are sweating.
Oh please, please, please let me not have any horrible !{@*%^£g children to teach this year.
1 What happened ten seconds before the big bang
2 Why do they have to Walk to the 'Transporter' on Star Trek
3 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
Missing my "own" home.
Nervous for my daughter on her first day in a new school.
Considering dreads or a high and tight for the rest of the year.
Not terrible transparent
Money-grubbing
Death if I don't do more money-grubbing
Money-grubbing
If HP perked up a bit, I could ease off on the money-grubbing and get back to drinking myself to death before I become senile.
I wonder why killing brain cells can be so enjoyable.
It's not the brain cells that are the problem, it is the intolerable realities they delight in detailing.
One reason, I move around a lot, is that everywhere seems wonderful when you first arrive. Then you learn the truth.
You mean physical location? You move around England a lot? Different flats/houses? Do you say houses? Or do you call them something quirky... like... boxies?
Oh... here we go... I found it.
Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire.
"It would be difficult to find an expression that is more expressive of its time and place than 'up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire'. That time and place being cosy middle class English Home Countries homes around the 1930s and 1940s. The phrase was a coy way of encouraging children to get ready for bed. They would no doubt also have been exhorted to 'pop into their jim jams' and be enticed with the promise of being tucked up and read a bedtime story. Sleepy Time Tales was a typical book of bedtime tales and, at that time and place, the depiction of a golliwog on the cover wouldn't have raised any eyebrows.
The scene is set extremely well by the lyrics of Vera Lyne's eponymously titled recording, 1936:
Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire
Heading for the land of dreams
When I look back to those happy childhood days
Like yesterday it seems
It was grand my mother held my hand
Daddy was the old gee gee
The old wooden hill was the old wooden stairs
and Bedfordshire of course where I knelt to say my prayers
Climbing up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire
They were happy happy days for me.
'Bedfordshire' was just a convenient elongation of 'bed'. 'Wooden hill' had been used as code for 'stairs' for some time. Here's a couple of examples from newspapers of the late 19th century:
The New Zealand Star, in a story titled Farmer Tubb's Revenge, which was probably imported from the old country, August 1881:
I'll just take a turn round the garden and then toddle up the wooden hill.
East London Press, October 1885:
"Soon as the evening shades prevail," multitudes of little feet climb the wooden hill that leads to the counterpane country.
[Note: for those unfamiliar with the word, counterpanes are bedspreads.]
The first example that I can find of the addition of Bedfordshire comes in George Sturt's reminiscences A small boy in the sixties, 1927:
Going to bed was "Going up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire".
Sturt died soon after this book was published so of course his 'sixties' were the 1860s.
The phrase sounds now unutterably twee and you aren't likely to hear it outside of archive clips of Joyce Grenfell and her contemporaries."
I say sir, you all put far too much effort into the simplest of tasks.
Night
I'm afraid you have tea-leafed an entire page off someone, there Beth. Which is frowned upon in these forums.
Ten out of Ten for 'Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire', though. Here are some nice school girls from the fifties about to shimmy up their own wooden hill.
I don't know why I kept this picture all these years.
I put it in quotes.
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/up-t … shire.html
And the picture is a bit creepy btw... possibly slightly less creepy than the fact that you saved it, but I forgive you cause you make me laugh.
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