Two silly jokes
1) A man walks into a bar ... ... and says "ouch!" (Don't blame me for this one--my husband made it up.. LOL)
2) Q. What was the nun doing on the nude beach?
A. She kicked her habit.
(Ok, I take responsibility for the second one.....)
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