What would happen if they hired cats?

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JRoberts11posted 4 years ago
If HubPages hired all cats to replace the human workers. Would that sort of move improve ratings? The site would undoubtedly suffer in productive things. Cat nip adds would run all over the place, and things would be in a bit of disorder.
However, Cats are fun and loveable. The logic goes that people would be able to easily love the cats that were in charge. Only serious consideration please.
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  NateB11posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I know a cat that's looking for a job right now, so, yeah, I like the idea. He's Siamese though. Hard for Siamese Cats to get a job in this field. Maybe this is his chance. He'll be very happy, I can tell you that. Yes, I'm groggy right now, just woke up.
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  MysticMoonlightposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Hmm, I'm going to have to frown upon it. I just don't think I could take all of the napping, sudden and random acts of bathing oneself in public, clawing, shedding, snobbery, demanding, Devil-may-care attitudes busting loose all at once up in here! But then again and on second thought, we could control them all...slip them a bit of nip and a bowl of milk...when the cat's away....
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  TrollyMcTrollerposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I just cant stop thinking of the potential popularity. Its more news than china landing on the moon. Cats, run HubPages. Just imagine that on the headlines.
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Muttfaceposted 4 years ago
Why did you get banned?
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  FatFreddysCatposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Why are you asking someone who's banned why they got banned? It's not like they'll be able to answer you.
  
  Just sayin'.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  A cat and a dog.
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  FatFreddysCatposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  a cat and a dog walk into a bar...
  
  ... I need a punch line. I got nothin'.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  the dog says, "what's a nice cat like you doing in a place like this?"
  the cat says, "Meow." (Cat's can't talk.)
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  Muttfaceposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Hee hee. "Meow." That's a good one. Got any more? It is Friday after all...
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I racked my brain for that one.
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  Marcy Goodfleischposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  How about if the cat responds: "You're barking up the wrong tree" ???
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Believe it or not, I thought of that one.
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  Muttfaceposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Thought someone had witnessed an incident would step and explain.
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  TrollyMcTrollerposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I got banned because HP has no sense of humor. I also got banned because Mark Ewbie cries a lot. I am sending him tissues for X mas.
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FatFreddysCatposted 4 years ago
Not bad.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  There is a bong and a pimple in the sand pit.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Google, aisle 4.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  According to google, a bong and a pimple stands for ... a bong... and a pimple.
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Lisa HWposted 4 years ago
Banned OP or not, I'm replying here....

I'm not sure that hiring all cats as staff would do much for the site, but I sure think that requiring that all Hubs be on the subject of cats - with lots and lots of pictures added to those Hubs - might mean a tremendous increase in traffic to the site. I don't understand why HP hasn't gone with the whole "all-cats-all-the-time" school-of-Hubbing yet. Cat pictures get lots of traffic. Imagine what cat pictures with at least a thousand words could do!
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  So you're saying you like cats?
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  Lisa HWposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Well, I do like cats (and also dogs), but I'm really saying that it sure seems that a lot on people who use the Internet really LOVE cats.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  You are not whistling Dixie.
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  Lisa HWposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Of course, if we really want to become Hub-millionaires we need to include cat videos (preferably funny ones, although adorable ones might do too) with our cat-Hubs. Oh... and the must-have poll on, say, "Do you have a cat?" and "Have you ever had a cat?".
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  Muttfaceposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Must find myself a cat. This sounds lucrative.
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  Zabbellaposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Goodness...I have two kitties...if only I had known...ah the possibilities!
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I don't have a cat. Once, as a junior in high school, I was forced to dissect a cat. I fought it tooth and nail... (or hammer and... something Will said... Can't remember.) Anyway, they actually brought my mom in and told her I was going to have to do it or get a zero in the class. I was so upset, I just forced myself into "go-mode." I skinned it, and instead of cutting out it's organs, I just pulled them out.... I don't like dead things and I felt like some kind of monster ripping out the parts of something that was once living. Horrid. And I didn't really like cats before that incident. Whenever I see a cat, I think, "I know what you look like on the inside."
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  DzyMsLizzyposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Ugh, I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I never had a cat as a kid, though I always wanted one. I love animals, and would refuse to do that, period. I'd take the damned zero!
  I now have 7 cats, and I love them all immensely. I cannot imagine having to disrespect their mortal remains in that fashion after they pass. I had trouble enough when the vet autopsied one who died of a mystery illness--I couldn't bear to take her out of the box the vet put her in, even though I wanted to put her to rest in her nice, favorite little bed...I didn't want to see that incision line on her belly...ended up just putting the box on the bed. :-(
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  You are so sweet. I will give you my principal's name and you can go tell him what a horrible person he was... and my biology teacher, whom I called Mr. Biology... he was the instigator. You can give them both what for.
  
  I'm sorry about you cat.
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Muttfaceposted 4 years ago
The OP looked like such a cute little monkey, wonder what he did to get banned.
I completely agree with you about the cat hubs. We could get Will to dress up as a grumpy cat, take pictures and videos of him. He'd be the star of the internet!
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I hated the OP's pic. The minute I saw it yesterday, I knew it was a troll. They love those freaky pics that make your stomach churn and eyes burn simultaneously.
  
  If there's one thing I've learned about Will... dignity is meaningless to him. I think he would love it if you dressed him up as a grumpy cat. He's already wearing half that costume.
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  Muttfaceposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Oh! I just discovered the identity of the monkey. It was our old friend Epsonoko.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah, I figured... it usually takes ppl 2 days to target me and it only took the monkey about 1 minute. How did you figure that out?
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  Muttfaceposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I had a nosey on the Poisonous Clique page.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I was able to decipher most of that, but what is a poisonous clique page?
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  TrollyMcTrollerposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  so beth, quick question. Is it trolling to create an entire forum thread devoted to a person? I am just asking I am not saying that is what you did now about 4 times.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I don't think so.
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  TrollyMcTrollerposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I was just asking. Is it so strange that I just keep coming back all the time. I did say I would never vanish for ever. To be fair.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Do whatcha gotta do.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  3 strikes
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  NateB11posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Now I see why HP has that rule about no sock puppets on the forum. It can get weird.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  It's weird enough without them.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Why do you always attract the oddballs, Beth?
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  lol. It's a gift. It happens every time. Im a troll magnet.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Ugh. Troll magnet. That is a horrible image!
  
  I think the kind of bobble hat with troll wiper blades is what you need. I will see what I can do.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I don't know why I can't help playing with them. It's just like my affinity for balls... If I even touch a ball, I have to throw it with the kids, if I hold one at work, I have to bounce it. I actually got in trouble, as a 44 year old woman, for playing with a ball at work. It was humiliating, but I can't help it. Same with trolls. I am just inclined to play with them and I have met some evil ones... from the pit of hell... ooh, I'll send you one guys twitter page. He was a fearsome troll. He's English, you might actually enjoy him. He's quite pompous.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I am great with pompous.
  
  Also hauteur, bombast and gravitas.
  
  But of course, you have deadpan, which is hard to beat.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  You mean Americans or me personally?
  
  You are good with pompous... I feel it would be sort of a Darth Vader/Obi Wan kind of thing if you ever spoke to him. There would be flashes of light and capes and great accents for sure... You'd probably consider laying down your life for Mark Skywalker to carry the flame in your place, but then you'd realize he was very busy piloting a bubbleship and couldn't be bothered so you'd just have to finish the fight yourself. Should you ever speak to him, you have to let me know. I wouldn't miss it for anything.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Mark got banned defending your honor, so I am afraid you are not allowed to make jokes about him (ever again probably).
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I dont understand. I don't remember him saying anything unkind to anyone.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  You will need to revisit the thread of imfamy.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I just did and though he was very stern, he didn't say anything too harsh. He didn't call names or cuss or give out threats. I can't believe he would have been banned for that. He only put a bully in their place. If anything he was being a gentleman. How long was he banned for?
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  He bubbled it.
  
  It is only a few days but he needs to do something about his present level of fury before coming back.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  oh dear.
  I thought you didn't go near the bubble.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I am well known for poking round the bubble.
  
  Users report 'a cold feeling' or the 'echo of fiendish, mocking laughter' when I have scanned their mini-bog posts.
  
  Do you never visit?
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  No never... except just now. In the post he called me "his friend." Awwww, how sweet is that? And here I thought he only thought of me as a stalker. Well I spose that's why I wrote a hub about him and not you yet... but I Will, perhAps. (Did you see what I did there?).
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  You fell over a word?
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Im a word person.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  The French would love you in translation. Les mots est tous.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  You shouldn't have done that. I just went all glassy eyed and lost my hearing in one ear. Ppl are going to talk again. Im going outside.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Time for my Thai massage anyway. A savage woman trampling me again. But oh how I need it....
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Actually, this cat is slightly under the weather today. It wants to curl up and watch a very, very slow-paced documentary on the Victorian way of plowing a field.
  
  Yes, that sleepy, lol.
  
  I want it to involve a horse called Horace.
  
  They might have something on YouTube.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  lol... that's just so sad.
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  Muttfaceposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Horace the grumpy, but dignified cat. Likes to plough fields and enjoys period drama.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  haha, I just read that.
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Muttfaceposted 4 years ago
It is a hub written by Randy Goodwin. Because he is banned from the forums he has a mini forum going on in the comments section. That's where E likes to hang out.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Oooooh.... *that's what Will is always talking about. I wondered! Huh.
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Muttfaceposted 4 years ago
They force you to dissect household pests in high school?
Jeeze, that's a bit extreme.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I KNOW! I thought so too. (I know you meant pets. lol)
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  Muttfaceposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Ha ha ha!
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Muttfaceposted 4 years ago
I ran over a cat last year. It was on a dangerous bend in the road, so I had to keep going. Thought there was no it could have survived anyway. To my horror, I noticed the cat's fur and guts seemed to have moved to the other side of the road the next day...
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Ugh... that's a heartwarming story. Maybe you should write a hub about it. I actually did include a similar story in one of my hubs... I hit a bunny... it was so awful.
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Muttfaceposted 4 years ago
You killed a bunny? I hope it wasn't a household pest?
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Why did you say it like that? It's not like I put a knife to its throat or poisoned him daily until his organs all shut down. That would be cruel. I just hit him with my car. The truth is, I never saw him. I heard something and looked in my rear view mirror and he was spinning round and round. I was so upset I cried. He jumped under my back tires, what could I do? He was suicidal.
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Muttfaceposted 4 years ago
Poor Bambi...
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Thumper.
  
  Thumper hit my bumper.
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SmartAndFunposted 4 years ago
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  It's weird how many ppl on this thread have an animal in their name or pic.
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  SmartAndFunposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I have never owned a cat, but I sure do love mah pups! My avatar is one of them.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  How many do you have?
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  SmartAndFunposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Just two. You? Pets?
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  We had two dogs. One of them probably saved my life... I loved that dog, but someone stole her. So now we just have one. Half basset, half beagle. We got him from an adoptive shelter or whatever they call them.
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  SmartAndFunposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Ugh. Dog nappers. Pretty darn low. Scum, in fact.
  
  I'm sorry.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Aw, thanks. She was a pretty dog.
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  quicksandposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  MajestiCat! -
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Zabbellaposted 4 years ago
I now have two kitties, and one dog.
If they hired cats:
1) there would be less meetings
2) there would be many, many breaks
3) clearly an exercise room is in order
4) discussions would be needing a referee
5) the average working day would BEGIN at 4am-9am then resume after nap time
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FatFreddysCatposted 4 years ago
If they hired an all cat staff, I would feel sorry for whoever had to change all those litter boxes.
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  Muttfaceposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I once lived in a house with an idiot. She had a family of cats in the house too, all untrained. I think she wanted to sell them or something. But anyway, these cats used the whole house as a litter tray.
  I used to walk into them at night going to the bathroom. We used to find stinking turds in the shower, hidden behind the sofa (in various stages of decomposition) and on the handles of the door (don't ask, it's a long story). She never once picked up any of them. The house had a special scent.
  I moved out when she brought back 4 puppies and 2 adult dogs.
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  MysticMoonlightposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Oh dear me. OH. DEAR. ME! That's terrible. You were smart to split. I love animals but not THAT much! Blah!
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  Muttfaceposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah, an alcoholic couple lived in a caravan on the lawn so they were always screaming at each other at night. The house was on the police drive-by list because the disturbances were so common. It wasn't in a rough part of town or anything, it's just that all the people who lived there were horribly dysfunctional.
  The woman who had the cats still didn't even know my name after 2 months of living there and speaking to her on a daily basis. I heard she got fed up with the dogs and started trying to give them away to children without consulting their parents. She probably abandoned them in the end.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  She couldn't remember Muttface?
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  Zabbellaposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I was thinking the same thing!!!
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Muttfaceposted 4 years ago
Where did they get the moggie anyway? Presumably if everyone had to wrench the innards out of the cat to pass biology, that means a fair few cats have contributed to science in your home town!
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Im sure they were all found already dead, soaked in formaldehyde. Nothing skeevy going on there.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I find it hard to believe that any school would expect you to dissect a cat! I studied Life Sciences at college and the worst thing I had to do was vivisect a cockroach.
  
  I cut off its legs so that it could not run away. Then poked around its still beating heart. Then ripped out its intestines, turned them inside out and watched as they transported sugar from one side of the gut wall to the other.
  
  It was a fine preparation for these forums, actually, when I think about it.
  
  But cutting up cats? Was this done in a graveyard at night, by any chance?
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  MysticMoonlightposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  It's fairly common. Frogs, baby sharks, baby pigs, worms. My daughter dissects cats but in college not high school.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Just shows what wimps we Europeans are.
  
  I was shocked when I discovered the cute rat I had trained in a Skinner Box was destined to die because suddenly it knew too much.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I don't think that really happened... I think you're recalling, "Flowers for Algernon."
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  We never talk about my crush on Algernon.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  lol. Weirdo.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  lol... I don't know which was worse, the smell of formaldehyde or the extremely stiff bodies laying on our tables. Skinning a cat is what serial killers do before they're ready for the big time. I was only 16 and I'm still not over it.
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  Earl Noah Bernsbyposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  They made us do that in high school Biology, too! As an animal lover, I really didn't want to dissect a cat ... I didn't learn anything from the process, and I (too) am still not over it. The worst part is thinking about how they were all delivered in a freezer truck, en masse:
  
  Where were they getting all of these poor dead cats???
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I don't know if this is true or not, but apparently they had willed their bodies to science in the event of their demise.
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  MysticMoonlightposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  They get them from shelters after they've been put down. When they do not get adopted after so long, they put them down and donate them to schools and colleges for study. Sorry to butt in, it's rare I ever know the answer to anything so I got excited. Pardon me.
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  Muttfaceposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Hark! The mystery has been solved!
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  Earl Noah Bernsbyposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  So sad! When I lived in San Antonio, TX, the city had begun an initiative called "SNAP," the Spay-Neuter Assistance Program
  (http://goo.gl/NzK5MW) in order to reduce the number of strays from generation to generation, in the hopes that the city could mandate "no-kill" shelters in the near future. I think that's a great idea, and I wish more cities would jump on the bandwagon.
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  MysticMoonlightposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  That is a great idea. I bet those type programs are a tremendous help. Indeed, it is sad when nothing can be done other than putting them down due to overpopulation. Poor things. I take in strays fairly often. I've kept several for pets of my own and others I have given away after getting them healthy and spay/neutering them. It's not much really but I can't stand to see them sick or hungry.
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  Muttfaceposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Hmmm... If I had a beard I would stroke it in a suspicious manner.
  There must be something sinister involved in this...
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  Earl Noah Bernsbyposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Take it easy on cockroaches, Will — it won't be long before they're running the show! (Apparently, they also have long memories.)
  
  "All things, great and small" (i.e., are deserving of respect) --James Herriot
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FatFreddysCatposted 4 years ago
Thankfully the only things we had to dissect in high school were worms and crickets. I thought both of those were pretty gross anyway so I had no problems cutting into them.

The girl at the lab table behind me bolted out into the hallway and lost her lunch during the worm dissection, though, which caused quite a sensation.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  That is why girls are great.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  And that's the only reason.
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Beth37posted 4 years ago
Why is everyone talking about dead cats. It is my birthday today! I know you've all planned a surprise party for me, I just can't seem to locate any of you.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Happy Birthday Beth!
  
  You can have a scary rock now. Or a Bobble hat with a cat on it later.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  A scary rock please.
  
  If you were on FB you could have written on my wall like a proper friend.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I lost the rock. And I lost the cat.
  
  So I did a Youbie
  
  You can wear it to your daughter's school!
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Aw, did you know they had crazy hat day? Is that why you did that? You are far too kind to the likes of me. I will wear it proudly, with my finest clothes. Thank you.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  lol. Grace under pressure.
  
  But what will you really do today?
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I will try to stay warm for the better part of the morning. I am trying to write my book b/c it is my day off. I am answering msg's on my Fb wall for my birthday. Most were solicited by me 'cause I do what I gotta do. Then I will do dishes and other household chores. Next, pick my daughter up at school, go to my son's basketball game and pick up a check they are holding for me at my former job. I was going to make a very nice dinner, but I forgot about my son's game so we may have to eat out. As you can see, the highlight of my day is getting the bday wishes on my FB wall.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  You are really pretty good at the guilt thing aren't you?
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I don't know what you're talking about. I just know when you don't show up, I feel deeply lonely. But don't let that bother you! I can always go back to drinking!
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  You can write our names on the bottom of the bottle and send us pics.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Is that a thing?
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  You write the names to remember who to blame. So no matter how drunk you get you still have someone to hate.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  That's dark. It belongs on a cat dissecting thread.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  For heaven sake,.
  
  Someone else go and put something on Beths wall!!
  
  Talk about me me me.
  
  Also, it took ages to do that hat.
  
  Have you asked about my bruised fingers?
  
  Not once!!
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  How did you bruise your fingers? From making my bobble hat?
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  Earl Noah Bernsbyposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Sorry! Happy birthday, Miss Beth!
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Please just call me Beth or I will begin to feel like Jessica Tandy. lol
  Thank you!
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  Earl Noah Bernsbyposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Lol, ok.
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  MysticMoonlightposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Well the OP was about cats, in a round about way, and then the convo went in the direction of someone saying they had to dissect a cat which led to the dead cat topics. Sorry for my part in it, back to the topic of your birthday, I guess.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Im not going to explain the difference between literal and joke on my birfday.
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  MysticMoonlightposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  No need to have to explain it to me at all. Is this you trying to be snarky or just rude? I can't tell.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Well you were doing that whole thing ppl do when they're trying to say something kind of hurtful, but they pretend instead that they've been wounded.
  
  "Sorry for my part in it, back to the topic of your birthday, I guess." You could hear the Debbie Downer music in the background. This is a thread started by a troll. It has zero meaning in the scheme of things. If we are not free to chat freely here, than I am moving to Russia (pre-cold war state, as it is probably a lovely place now.) Either way, it's my 22nd birthday and I don't want to play this game today.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  You will be twelve in an hour, lol.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Then I will finally look my age.
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  Will Apseposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I love the Dutch Auction approach to ageing. Next birthday I will be a chrysalis.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  So they go backwards? Funny. Do you just sit around googling all day to appear incredibly smart or do you really just know way too much stuff? Either way, I will hang around you until you can stand me no more and surely some of your knowledge will rub off.
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  MysticMoonlightposted 4 years agoin reply to this
  I was not trying to be hurtful in any way. I was pointing out that there was an OP about cats and then you made it about you, clearly. I do/did not know the original poster or their reputation here. What should knowing them matter as long as the topic is being discussed, at least in a relative way?
  
  I'll leave you to the Beth show.
  
  Have a great day
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  No, not trying to be hurtful at all, obviously.
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Muttfaceposted 4 years ago
I know! Incredible isn't it?!
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WriterJanisposted 4 years ago
Happy birthday Beth from my house full of cats and me.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  Aw, aren't you on top of things! I feel bad that in order for you to have known that, you had to read thru this thread.
  Well thank you just the same!
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FatFreddysCatposted 4 years ago
Considering that stats/earnings haven't been updated in nearly 24 hours now, maybe they've already hired cats... and they're all taking an extra long catnap.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  That's what modern science would have you believe... but have you checked their pulse?
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pocono foothillsposted 4 years ago
Whether or not things would be better or worse, depends on whether they would hire cool cats, alley cats, or just plain junk-yard cats (Oh, wait...that's junk-yard dogs...NEVERMIND!!!!)
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Will Apseposted 4 years ago
Leave the unkind ones alone today, Beth! And have a good birthday.

I have to go unfortunately.

I found the cat by the way. Pin it to the bobble!

I could only get platinum. Hope that is OK.
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  Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this
  It's actually very pretty... even if it is a cat.
  Have a good "night."
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