Creepiest keyword that brought them in

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   kerbevposted 10 years ago

   What's the creepiest keyword you've seen bringing people to your hubs.
   
   I just had "cancer patients with tramp stamps nude" and it creeped me out.

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      paradigmsearchposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Good One!

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      paradigmsearchposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Interesting. Analytics refuses to tell me anything about my search terms. What's up with that? Am I looking in the wrong menu options? Where did you find it?

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      lisavollrathposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Jeez. You win. That's really creepy!

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      Swisstoonsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Sounds like you dumped all your Scrabble tiles into a hat, drew them out one at a time...and typed the result.  That's as good a strategy as anything I have!  I am off to dig my dusty old game out of the attic.  While I'm up there, I may as well grab the Oiuja Board.  Hahaha

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      MelRootsNWritesposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      This one definitely tops anything on my search list:  tubby young girls naked

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   LindaSmith1posted 10 years ago

   No creepy ones but one funny one: crying in boot camp

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   Shorebirdieposted 10 years ago

   How do you find out which keywords they're using?  I see traffic sources, but not keywords.

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      Shorebirdieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Oh wait GA, I forgot.

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   Lionrhodposted 10 years ago

   I just found "I want to kill my father and my uncles and my aunt."  OMIGOSH none of my pages are anything like that. Purely freaked me out!
   
   This led them to my page about (I'm assuming) the Death Card in Tarot. Which is about as removed from their search as we are from planet OGLE-2005-BLG-390Lb. (Allegedly the most distant planet in our Universe.)

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   lisavollrathposted 10 years ago

   OK, the best one I found today was:
   can a felon be a massage therapist in texas
   
   I live in Texas. Remind me not to get a massage.
   
   Runner up:
   i have itchy bumps on my legs

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      Lionrhodposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      EEeek!
      
      I also found "my dirty family"
      
      And Laura Ingalls was punished (with quotes around the "was punished" part. I'm torn between wondering if that was some creepy BDSM dream or some psycho looking for an excuse to beat their children. "If it was good for Laura, it's good for you!"

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   Solarasposted 10 years ago

   "what is an alcoholic nose" which is bizarre since I write about dog things, and there were 3 of them!
   
   It must be that the dogs with best sense of smell brought these people in  on that search term - weird. I never looked that in depth before.

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   paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

   OK, all better.
   
   I was looking under "behavior" sub "site search" sub "search terms".
   
   "Acquisition" was where to go... Alas, all of mine are boring.

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   MelRootsNWritesposted 10 years ago

   These are way creepier than mine.  The best I could come up with was "spy my mom".

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   Erin Mellorposted 10 years ago

   I had a range of variations of "itchy, weepy spots on bum". I opted not to use that Intel to build a page to meet the needs of those searchers.

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    shay-marieposted 10 years ago

    "milhouse porn" as in "milhouse" from The Simpsons... On a related note, I think I need to stop using the term "anal retentive" in my articles. Runner up: "sexy grover costume"
    
    I also get a ton of weird (and sometimes terrifying) dog poop/vomit related search terms. This is my personal favorite: "puppy stool is very rubbery and hard to break"

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       kerbevposted 10 years agoin reply to this

       I don't get it.  Grover is always sexy.

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          shay-marieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          I know. It's like, why mess with perfection?

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       Solarasposted 10 years agoin reply to this

       LOL - never heard of that before!

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    Kierstin Gunsbergposted 10 years ago

    How do you find this stuff out? I'm super curious after shay-marie's reply! Hehe

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       shay-marieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

       I use regular Google analytics to see keyword search terms for Hubpages. Google Webmaster Tools is better as it shows more keyword data, but we can't use it for Hubpages as far as I know.

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          Maffew Jamesposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          You can use Webmaster Tools with your Hubpages domain. I've had mine set up since I joined.

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             shay-marieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

             What method did you use to verify site ownership? I couldn't figure it out.

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                Maffew Jamesposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                Because you have Google Analytics set up, you can verify it with that.

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    NanLTposted 10 years ago

    This would seem to be the weirdest search phrase lately. "ben 10 alien force sex"
    
    I'm just shaking my head here.

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    NanLTposted 10 years ago

    Okay weird, but not as creepy as the last one - how to make my dog poop

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       Solarasposted 10 years agoin reply to this

       Even weirder...I know the answer to that question.  Maybe I should make a hub about it.

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    ChristinSposted 10 years ago

    I don't have any creepy ones or any odd ones really except for this one that baffled me "Why is hedgehog losing fur".  Ok then...

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    Pianotekposted 10 years ago

    Where can you go to see the keywords?  And can you add keywords?

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    Country-Sunshineposted 10 years ago

    The only unusual one I have is "addicted to frozen milk".  It goes to my hub on ice cream, so it is not as weird when the context is known.

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    Linda Pogueposted 10 years ago

    I use Google Analytics with Hubpages. On your Google Analytics page, click Admin at the top of the page. Below ACCOUNT, click the down arrow, then click Create a New Account. Follow the directions to create the new account. To learn more, read http://hubpages.com/learningcenter/sett … analytics.

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       Pianotekposted 10 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks Linda, :-)

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    Chauncey St Clairposted 10 years ago

    Many of you definitely beat me.  The creepy one I got was gold digger.  lol.

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    Arachneaposted 10 years ago

    Hmmm. Go figure. "keep getting flies on my tv"

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    Alastar Packerposted 10 years ago

    whohaosedimthenude

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    Arachneaposted 10 years ago

    "i don't wear shoes" was on there today. not sure where that relates.

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