Creepiest keyword that brought them in

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  1. kerbev profile image54
    kerbevposted 3 years ago

    What's the creepiest keyword you've seen bringing people to your hubs.

    I just had "cancer patients with tramp stamps nude" and it creeped me out.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image89
      paradigmsearchposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Good One! lol

    2. paradigmsearch profile image89
      paradigmsearchposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Interesting. Analytics refuses to tell me anything about my search terms. What's up with that? Am I looking in the wrong menu options? Where did you find it?

    3. lisavollrath profile image95
      lisavollrathposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Jeez. You win. That's really creepy!

    4. Swisstoons profile image67
      Swisstoonsposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Sounds like you dumped all your Scrabble tiles into a hat, drew them out one at a time...and typed the result.  That's as good a strategy as anything I have!  I am off to dig my dusty old game out of the attic.  While I'm up there, I may as well grab the Oiuja Board.  Hahaha

    5. MelRootsNWrites profile image89
      MelRootsNWritesposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      This one definitely tops anything on my search list:  tubby young girls naked

  2. LindaSmith1 profile image61
    LindaSmith1posted 3 years ago

    No creepy ones but one funny one: crying in boot camp

  3. Shorebirdie profile image78
    Shorebirdieposted 3 years ago

    How do you find out which keywords they're using?  I see traffic sources, but not keywords.

    1. Shorebirdie profile image78
      Shorebirdieposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Oh wait GA, I forgot.

  4. Lionrhod profile image78
    Lionrhodposted 3 years ago

    I just found "I want to kill my father and my uncles and my aunt."  OMIGOSH none of my pages are anything like that. Purely freaked me out!

    This led them to my page about (I'm assuming) the Death Card in Tarot. Which is about as removed from their search as we are from planet OGLE-2005-BLG-390Lb. (Allegedly the most distant planet in our Universe.)

  5. lisavollrath profile image95
    lisavollrathposted 3 years ago

    OK, the best one I found today was:
    can a felon be a massage therapist in texas

    I live in Texas. Remind me not to get a massage.

    Runner up:
    i have itchy bumps on my legs

    1. Lionrhod profile image78
      Lionrhodposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      EEeek!

      I also found "my dirty family"

      And Laura Ingalls was punished (with quotes around the "was punished" part. I'm torn between wondering if that was some creepy BDSM dream or some psycho looking for an excuse to beat their children. "If it was good for Laura, it's good for you!"

  6. Solaras profile image98
    Solarasposted 3 years ago

    "what is an alcoholic nose" which is bizarre since I write about dog things, and there were 3 of them!

    It must be that the dogs with best sense of smell brought these people in  on that search term - weird. I never looked that in depth before.

  7. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago

    OK, all better.

    I was looking under "behavior" sub "site search" sub "search terms".

    "Acquisition" was where to go... Alas, all of mine are boring.

  8. MelRootsNWrites profile image89
    MelRootsNWritesposted 3 years ago

    These are way creepier than mine.  The best I could come up with was "spy my mom".

  9. Erin Mellor profile image71
    Erin Mellorposted 3 years ago

    I had a range of variations of "itchy, weepy spots on bum". I opted not to use that Intel to build a page to meet the needs of those searchers.

  10. shay-marie profile image94
    shay-marieposted 3 years ago

    "milhouse porn" as in "milhouse" from The Simpsons... On a related note, I think I need to stop using the term "anal retentive" in my articles. Runner up: "sexy grover costume"

    I also get a ton of weird (and sometimes terrifying) dog poop/vomit related search terms. This is my personal favorite: "puppy stool is very rubbery and hard to break"

    1. kerbev profile image54
      kerbevposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      I don't get it.  Grover is always sexy.

      1. shay-marie profile image94
        shay-marieposted 3 years agoin reply to this

        I know. It's like, why mess with perfection?

    2. Solaras profile image98
      Solarasposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      LOL - never heard of that before!

  11. Kierstin Gunsberg profile image99
    Kierstin Gunsbergposted 3 years ago

    How do you find this stuff out? I'm super curious after shay-marie's reply! Hehe

    1. shay-marie profile image94
      shay-marieposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      I use regular Google analytics to see keyword search terms for Hubpages. Google Webmaster Tools is better as it shows more keyword data, but we can't use it for Hubpages as far as I know.

      1. Maffew James profile image95
        Maffew Jamesposted 3 years agoin reply to this

        You can use Webmaster Tools with your Hubpages domain. I've had mine set up since I joined.

        1. shay-marie profile image94
          shay-marieposted 3 years agoin reply to this

          What method did you use to verify site ownership? I couldn't figure it out.

          1. Maffew James profile image95
            Maffew Jamesposted 3 years agoin reply to this

            Because you have Google Analytics set up, you can verify it with that.

  12. NanLT profile image85
    NanLTposted 3 years ago

    This would seem to be the weirdest search phrase lately. "ben 10 alien force sex"

    I'm just shaking my head here.

  13. NanLT profile image85
    NanLTposted 3 years ago

    Okay weird, but not as creepy as the last one - how to make my dog poop

    1. Solaras profile image98
      Solarasposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Even weirder...I know the answer to that question.  Maybe I should make a hub about it.

  14. ChristinS profile image95
    ChristinSposted 3 years ago

    I don't have any creepy ones or any odd ones really except for this one that baffled me "Why is hedgehog losing fur".  Ok then...

  15. Pianotek profile image57
    Pianotekposted 3 years ago

    Where can you go to see the keywords?  And can you add keywords?

  16. Country-Sunshine profile image85
    Country-Sunshineposted 3 years ago

    The only unusual one I have is "addicted to frozen milk".  It goes to my hub on ice cream, so it is not as weird when the context is known.

  17. Linda Pogue profile image63
    Linda Pogueposted 3 years ago

    I use Google Analytics with Hubpages. On your Google Analytics page, click Admin at the top of the page. Below ACCOUNT, click the down arrow, then click Create a New Account. Follow the directions to create the new account. To learn more, read http://hubpages.com/learningcenter/sett … analytics.

    1. Pianotek profile image57
      Pianotekposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Linda, :-)

  18. Chauncey St Clair profile image60
    Chauncey St Clairposted 3 years ago

    Many of you definitely beat me.  The creepy one I got was gold digger.  lol.

  19. Arachnea profile image75
    Arachneaposted 3 years ago

    Hmmm. Go figure. "keep getting flies on my tv"

  20. Alastar Packer profile image84
    Alastar Packerposted 3 years ago

    whohaosedimthenude

  21. Arachnea profile image75
    Arachneaposted 3 years ago

    "i don't wear shoes" was on there today. not sure where that relates.

 
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