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The Most Excellent Topic of All times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. Pest profile image79
    Pestposted 8 years ago

    Hey how's it goin'?  I need to hit 225 fans this weekend, so this "topic " is most excellent to me!  Any ideas how I can be cool to sucker more fans in???  I am already quite awesome, handsome, suave, well versed, debonair.  I need help finding fans!  What should I do???

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      jjrubioposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      I don't know...I was about to hit 100 fans last night and then I woke up with 98. So someone deleted me...sad now I am back at 99....one more to go and I will be happy!

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      TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Buy Them :-)

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        TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this
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          TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this
          1. Pest profile image79
            Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            I dont know...the HP gods speak to me in my sleep.  Look at my profile and Hubs (plug intended) you will see that I am soooooooo serious about "stuf".  Oh and have you joined yet???? >sad

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              TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              joined what ??

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                TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                This is addictive

                1. Pest profile image79
                  Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                  I am arent i?????/

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        Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        That is where my first 186 or so came from...i have to pay out royalties now!  Bastards!

      3. goldentoad profile image59
        goldentoadposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        I forgot how much do I still owe you sandman?

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          TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          75  percent of all your hits

    3. agvulpes profile image88
      agvulpesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      G'day you forgot to mention "humble" and "sofixikated" Oh and "purfekt". I am already a fan so you can't suck up to me it would not help. cool

      1. agvulpes profile image88
        agvulpesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Pest here is another thought: have you considered offering to clean peoples toilets? That just might work. cool

    4. Cris A profile image60
      Cris Aposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      take a break. you're so full of yourself some ideas might have spilled over onto the floor. go look cool

    5. Zsuzsy Bee profile image85
      Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Just because you begged so nicely and are quite awesome, handsome, suave, well versed and debonair I will become your fan.
      regards Zsuzsy

  2. Pest profile image79
    Pestposted 8 years ago

    JJ...this is how it goes for me and forum topics...i talk to myself more than ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love me people!!!   ( I puked a little)

    186 and counting

  3. goldentoad profile image59
    goldentoadposted 8 years ago

    I have woken up with the same number four like three or for days in a row but I have had adds too,  so either the system is jacking people out or people are starting to get offended by me

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    C. C. Riterposted 8 years ago

    Do more poetry, chicks dig that, maybe.

    1. Pest profile image79
      Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      i will try C.C.  my shallow mind craves more fans at any cost!  Any womans willing to touch another woman to become a fan is alright by me...

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        TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Yea have all the great looking ladies here get Nude for you,  sort of like I don't know the New Ladies of Hub Pages , Hell I am also a photographe we could do a calendar

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          Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          A twelve month shoot or eighteen?  OMFG!  A Pest callender???  bwahahahaha!  There is your next Hub!  I have a lot of nude moments..."passed out in the alley" is my favorite.  Passed out with the beagle, passed out alone, passed out in panties...tons of 'em!

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            TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            So now the question is  what wounderious females would like to sign up and then NO not passing out we CHarge charge and Charge and split the profits with all

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              TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              Oh crap I mis understood not nude moments of you Pest, unless you look like AE, JJ Peppermint or many others I've come to see

              1. Pest profile image79
                Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                i have what are called "man boobs"  Mine are fine but not as desireable as woman boobs.

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                  C. C. Riterposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                  that's from smokin' pot, so they say

          2. JamaGenee profile image86
            JamaGeneeposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            How 'bout "passed out with Mabel"?  I might buy the calendar for that one.  cool

            1. agvulpes profile image88
              agvulpesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              Hey Pest have you ever passed out with a real "Fox"? cool

  5. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    How about putting a 'Great hub' comment on all the new hubs and then the hubber will be so excited that you liked their hub, they'll add you as a fan.

  6. Chi-Chi Chamois profile image56
    Chi-Chi Chamoisposted 8 years ago

    Chi Chi will fan you since you're so debonair! big_smile

  7. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    Cause he's a greedy pest.  Get the vermin eliminators and eliminate him.  Pull his cute fluffy hair out.  Jeez, not even my time of the month and I'm so aggro.  What's happening to me?

  8. KCC Big Country profile image84
    KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago

    Why 225, Pest?  Just curious.   (Here I sit at 138....*sigh*)

    1. Pest profile image79
      Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      See the last post...smile

  9. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    his little fan club, idjit

    1. Pest profile image79
      Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Hahahahahahah!  LOl!

  10. KCC Big Country profile image84
    KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago

    Is it just me, or does the sandman have a certain sparkle in his eyes?  LOL

    Hmmmm  is anyone else noticing their pageviews not updating?  I've had numerous pageviews tonight from CC Riter, Laughing Mom, Cindyvine, etc. and nothing has changed.  I know there is a lag....but dang.....LOL

    Maybe something to do with the switchover?

    1. agvulpes profile image88
      agvulpesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      I have just tuned in and I see before me a wondrous new Hubpages.
      cool

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        TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Yes thank you I thought it was just my technical backwardness

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      TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      There is a sparkle I could say it's from you but I just been playing with my pic on my profile,  and to me it seems that the conversation on these forums just bounces all over the plce, not like IM or chat rooms but no rhyme or reason or am I doing something wrong ?

  11. k@ri profile image81
    k@riposted 8 years ago

    Pest,

    I would join you fan club again, but I guess, since I already am a fan I cannot join again...maybe I should become someone else, so that I can?!  Would that work?

    1. Pest profile image79
      Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Sure...I would expect this from my most loyal fans!!!  I prepared a list of avatars and names if you need them.

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    TheSandmanposted 8 years ago

    I think I may have lost contact with the Hub Base again, Houston do we have a problem or are my fingers moving to fast.....on my keyboard

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    TheSandmanposted 8 years ago

    OK So am I the only one who does not know what the subject is at this point or are we all just throwing out the dark damp recesses of the foggy corners of our minds

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      I thought that is how we always operate

      1. Pest profile image79
        Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        So very true!!!!  I am even confused...who started this dumb ass topic anyway??  Loser!

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          TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          You I believe, and I'd still like to explore the Calendar idea :-)

  14. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    Thanks for the fan mail, darling Pest, but I fear it is all in vain as I actually became your fan eons ago.  Send me a list of alter-egos and like K@ri, we can become many different people and you could have a whole harem of adoring fawning people all brushing your fur and telling you how wonderful you are. lol

  15. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    a frigging pest, that's who.  Okay, cya, better clean the fangs and get dressed and head off to Ikea....have a good one or sleep if it's night where you are!

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      TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      hey cindyvine, 4 more and life is heaven :-)

    2. Pest profile image79
      Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      C ya cindy!!!  Thanks for playing along!

  16. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    yeah, lots of female pests with their fur removed, what a glorious sight lol  Great calendar that'll be - all skinny and pink and naked

  17. KCC Big Country profile image84
    KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago

    I think HubPages needs a chatroom.

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      TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Yes Yes Yes, that way we could talk and it except for us  and ourminds it would make sense, how do we do that ?

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        C. C. Riterposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        There is never any sense here at night, you should know that by now

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      C. C. Riterposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      right, I've tho't that for some time now. but they can't handle it yet

    3. Pest profile image79
      Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Nahhhh  i have been a member at sites with both chat rooms and forums...I Never was in the chat rooms..they get too private, too chatty, and too cliquey...the forums are very public so there is less room for "gossip" ....NO CHAT ROOMS

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        TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        I disagree, we can have rules, and it would only be confined to us Hub page people

  18. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    yeah, chatroom would be good where all the random people can hang out.  Shyte, time is marching, must go, must go

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    TheSandmanposted 8 years ago

    and my typing when I get excited

  20. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    Hey Sandy, 4 more and how does that make your life heaven?  4 more chocolate biscuits?  Ok, am going, am going...

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      TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      3 more fans now

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    TheSandmanposted 8 years ago

    we might create our own ??

  22. KCC Big Country profile image84
    KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago

    Why can't they handle it, GT?

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      C. C. Riterposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            I read somewhere, maybe on facebook, the question was put to them and their system just can't handle that load.

      1. Pest profile image79
        Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        ...Load...LOL!  I wouldnt chat..i rarely do at face book...that is a more personal conversation.  Is this topic here personal..no way.

  23. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    night?  10.09am here!  My day is just beginning!

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      TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Have a great day I'm an owl, so my day is / night is just beginning, also one of the advantages of working for yourself

  24. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    Ok Sandy, just joined your fan club, are you happy, can I get dressed now?

  25. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    Hey I just checked, I need 34 more fans to get to a 100.  Wow a century!  What do I get then?  A hunky man on loan for the weekend?  A trip to Phuket?  What do I get?  Hey Pest, find me dem fans, I want the hunky man prize for a weekend.

    1. agvulpes profile image88
      agvulpesposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Sorry to disappoint , none of the above. But if you are lucky you may get an eMedal! cool

    2. JamaGenee profile image86
      JamaGeneeposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Nope. 33.  I just became your fan.  cool

    3. Laila Rajaratnam profile image71
      Laila Rajaratnamposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Just became your fan!smile Hope you reach century soon!smile

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    TheSandmanposted 8 years ago

    WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM

  27. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    Think they call it spamming, Sandy

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      TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      yea I figured that just the first time I've seen it

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    C. C. Riterposted 8 years ago

    I hit the report button on it

    1. KCC Big Country profile image84
      KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      I figured someone did, because I tried to quote it like sandman did and by the time I did, it told me it was no longer there to quote.  Good job, CC!

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        TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this
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      TheSandmanposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Thank you

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    TheSandmanposted 8 years ago

    So I guess no one thanks a chat room is a good idea unless HP can handle it

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    C. C. Riterposted 8 years ago

    We can't have that shit. nice avatar KCC

    1. KCC Big Country profile image84
      KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      I've resorted to raw sex appeal to try to get the last 49 views I need to have to hit 10,000 views!

  31. Dame Scribe profile image60
    Dame Scribeposted 8 years ago

    mmm...hunky man...where..lemme see!  hmm lol lol

  32. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 8 years ago

    And because you pasted in his ad, it is still there...

  33. cindyvine profile image88
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    It won't be Pest, Dame Scribe, he earlier confessed to having Man Boobs.

  34. Pest profile image79
    Pestposted 8 years ago

    LOL!!!!  I am posting vids to you tube...C Ya!!!!  for a minute or two.

    1. JamaGenee profile image86
      JamaGeneeposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Thought the trailer park mighta flooded again.

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    jjrubioposted 8 years ago

    ( jj has entered the room...the crowd cheers!!!)

    Wassssssss Sappppening my people??? What did I miss????

  36. R. Blue profile image55
    R. Blueposted 8 years ago

    Talk about SEX...that seems to attract some people...not really sure why...and maybe post another picktyur of momma.....specially if her boobs are showin hangin down under the table or whatever.

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      jjrubioposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      LOL!!!

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    jjrubioposted 8 years ago

    Where the hell is everyone??? I made Carne Asada and I am sippin on MGD waiting for nothing????LOL

    1. R. Blue profile image55
      R. Blueposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      I was here for you....but now its late and I'm off to bed.....alone again sad

    2. Pest profile image79
      Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      JJ...Sometimes that crap happens here.

      1. goldentoad profile image59
        goldentoadposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        I am thinking about going to the bar, but I don't feel like putting my shoes on

        1. KCC Big Country profile image84
          KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          No shirt, no shoes, no service, eh?

          1. AEvans profile image66
            AEvansposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            I will be morethen happy to have Carne Asada is it ready?smile

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              AEvansposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              Hello??? Where did everyone go??? I am hungry....

            2. goldentoad profile image59
              goldentoadposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              I think so, JJ's been cookin'

              1. AEvans profile image66
                AEvansposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                I didn't realize it took this long to make it, but at least I got here in time..lololol

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                  jjrubioposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                  I was off the hub for awhile..I cooked Carne, fresh tortillas, frijoles and guacamole...and I am sipping on MGD...Mi vida es GOOD!!!

                  1. AEvans profile image66
                    AEvansposted 8 years ago in reply to this

                    mmmmmm, yummmy can you I get an MGD, I believe I need one of those..lolololo There is a campout in our living room , they toasting artificial marshmallows and I could use a MGD.lololo:)

          2. goldentoad profile image59
            goldentoadposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            If it were summer I would slip on some flips flops and be off but its a little nippy at least for LA

  38. Pest profile image79
    Pestposted 8 years ago

    OMG!!! Nice pic jj...wow!!!if i could find BP now!!!!

  39. Pest profile image79
    Pestposted 8 years ago

    WOW!!!  I have a total of nine new fans because of this thread.  What an awesome idea i had!  I refuse to pay Cris or Toad for rights to their fans!

    1. AEvans profile image66
      AEvansposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Pest, That is exciting!!! No royalties we understand...smile

  40. Anna Marie Bowman profile image86
    Anna Marie Bowmanposted 8 years ago

    I would become a fan again if I could, Pest!!  I am trying to get to 300 fans, can you send some of yours my way?

  41. Pest profile image79
    Pestposted 8 years ago

    Sorry i was away!  i was creating another mess that I call a Hub!  PLUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Laila Rajaratnam profile image71
      Laila Rajaratnamposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Just became your 193rd fan!smileI'm sure that I'll love reading your mess!smile

  42. Anna Marie Bowman profile image86
    Anna Marie Bowmanposted 8 years ago

    Ha ha...Cris!!!

    1. Cris A profile image60
      Cris Aposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      let's see if Pest can ha-ha too! cool

      1. Pest profile image79
        Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        LOL!!! I am full of shit anyway!

        1. Cris A profile image60
          Cris Aposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          as i expected. anything with your name on it is a good thing for you cool i envy you now cool

  43. guidebaba profile image52
    guidebabaposted 8 years ago

    Wooping 530 !!! Wooo !

    1. Cris A profile image60
      Cris Aposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      whoa! congrats guide cool

      1. guidebaba profile image52
        guidebabaposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks Man. cool cool cool

      2. Pest profile image79
        Pestposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        i am at a 1:10 ratio now...which means that when i get to 220 Hubs i should have 2200 fans.

        1. AEvans profile image66
          AEvansposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          You are doing most excellent pest!!! You can do it !!! You are also quite intelligent what a stimulation to the mind.smile

        2. Shady Lady profile image70
          Shady Ladyposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          That's about where I am at, too!  Though, I don't have as many hubs. I need to write some more.

        3. goldentoad profile image59
          goldentoadposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          dude how did you get so smart with ratios?

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            C. C. Riterposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            did you check his math? I will have to now.

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              jjrubioposted 8 years ago in reply to this

              You guys are silly...who cares about the fans. I admit I was happy when I hit the 100 mark but I am happy with the ones I have and the friends I have on here.....if I never had a new fan again it would not bother me. I am already blessed by the wonderful friends I have now!! smile ( you are all included....GT, PEST, C.C.)

        4. Abhishek87 profile image60
          Abhishek87posted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Now that I look at it, so am I. And Now I am afraid I'll skew the ratios if I publish another hub big_smile

  44. goldentoad profile image59
    goldentoadposted 8 years ago

    Pest did your email work yet, mine is still screwed to send anything out

 
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