I'd like feedback on my Hub: Ministry of the Semen of God.

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  1. spermatozoalucife profile image60
    spermatozoalucifeposted 2 years ago

    Hi Hubbers,

    I'd like some help with passing the Quality Assessment Process. Will you please give feedback on my Hub Ministry of the Semen of God. (must be signed in to view). What can I do to improve? Thanks! Seem like a kind of Censorship.

    1. Sherry Hewins profile image96
      Sherry Hewinsposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Well, if you broke it up into paragraphs it would be a little easier to read. I had some trouble following it.

    2. theraggededge profile image98
      theraggededgeposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Are you obsessed with sperm and semen?

      1. spermatozoalucife profile image60
        spermatozoalucifeposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        Was it not the sperm or semen that delivered you from your mother womb? Unless one is born again He or She cannot enter the kingdom of  God.

  2. SmartAndFun profile image96
    SmartAndFunposted 2 years ago

    Interesting illustrations. Is that Abraham Lincoln watching sperm swim around in outer space?

    Calculus-Geometry needs to weigh in on this one. LOL.

    1. spermatozoalucife profile image60
      spermatozoalucifeposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Yes it  is Abraham Lincoln,  the Semen of God has enter the womb of the daughter of Abraham and the Spirit of Abraham is aware of it .  Jesus  said the Kingdom of Heaven is within you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.

    2. profile image0
      calculus-geometryposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      You rang?

  3. spermatozoalucife profile image60
    spermatozoalucifeposted 2 years ago

    Thank You very much Sherry for your Feed Back, I'll give it a try.

  4. Will Apse profile image91
    Will Apseposted 2 years ago

    It's just copy and paste biblical text with 'semen' replacing 'son'.

    I suppose it's a good test of how desperate HP is for new pages.

  5. SmartAndFun profile image96
    SmartAndFunposted 2 years ago

    The article is just bizarre, in addition to being multiples walls of text. You have a long way to go to get it published again, IMHO.

    1. Will Apse profile image91
      Will Apseposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      I can't imagine publication is the objective.

      1. SmartAndFun profile image96
        SmartAndFunposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        Apparently it was published two years ago, based on the comments. Does seem like a troll though. My teenage kids and I had a good laugh over the illustrations.

        1. spermatozoalucife profile image60
          spermatozoalucifeposted 2 years agoin reply to this

          U and your teenage kids had a good laugh. Have U not read in the New Testament that the kingdom of God is within. Can you not see the logic in my illustrations. Jesus also said "Unless a man is born again he cannot enter the kingdom of God." When your father shot his Semen into your mother, you where the Christ and U got members of her body to help U  build U. LOL

    2. spermatozoalucife profile image60
      spermatozoalucifeposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      IMHO, translation please. Without the Semen U wouldn't  even be here. Are we not made in the image of God? Doesn't God have a Penis?

      1. psycheskinner profile image82
        psycheskinnerposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        Your responses seem to be semen obsessed nonsequiturs.  So basically the whole thing is either a joke, or indeed bizarre.  So the translation you  need is just the reverse of the one we would need.

      2. Will Apse profile image91
        Will Apseposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        If I was a neurophysiologist I would definitely want your brain for my collection.

        http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/13216648.jpg

      3. theraggededge profile image98
        theraggededgeposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        Um... no. God's not an actual person, you know.

        1. spermatozoalucife profile image60
          spermatozoalucifeposted 2 years agoin reply to this

          Do you actually know that God's not an actual person? The Bible states that God made man in his image. What Bible have you been reading?

  6. Will Apse profile image91
    Will Apseposted 2 years ago

    I reckon there should be a category in the Hubbies for 'Most Creative Use of a Religious Theme'. This, and the guy trying to sell insurance for the rapture would be at the top of my list.

    1. spermatozoalucife profile image60
      spermatozoalucifeposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Jesus said unless a man is born again he cannot enter the kingdom of God.
      Without the Semen U yourself would not have been born .  We where made in the image of God , is God not sexual?

  7. Solaras profile image96
    Solarasposted 2 years ago

    If you search for the hub's images copyright holder. A. Boyd Jr. You will learn that 'Uncle Sam Wants You to Funk with Him." Again psalms personalized for salvation of America.  The Middle East has been replaced by the MIdwest or something.

    1. spermatozoalucife profile image60
      spermatozoalucifeposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      ?

  8. Rupert Taylor profile image97
    Rupert Taylorposted 2 years ago

    "Without the Semen U yourself would not have been born." Try telling that to my Dad.

    "We where made in the image of God." What? Like Invisible?

    1. spermatozoalucife profile image60
      spermatozoalucifeposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Your Dad Shot Semen into your Mom, which created U. Your Grandfather  shot semen into your Grandfather and produced your Dad. And U where not excepted by your Mom body members, U had to fight your way in and out, they didn't believe U as they did not believe in Christ Jesus. Her body members saw you as enemy an invader , her body members try to take U out. U had to get disciples of your Mom body to believe in you and help you build your body.

  9. NateB11 profile image92
    NateB11posted 2 years ago

    Thanks for posting that video to your Google Plus page, now I know where that Hip Hop sample came from - always wondered. It came from the man that Hip Hop thoroughly sampled for years. I should have figured.

  10. stuff4kids profile image96
    stuff4kidsposted 2 years ago

    *yawn*

  11. PaulGoodman67 profile image97
    PaulGoodman67posted 2 years ago

    Either New Age nonsense or an attempted parody of New Age nonsense.  wink

    It's kind of dense and lifeless, however intended.  Did nobody explain to you at school how to structure a piece using paragraphs, varying sentence length?  I guess not.   

    There's a lot of work needed, and even then, I think the niche that you are aiming for may be be much smaller than you think! smile

 
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