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  1. RooBee profile image83
    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    secretly hateful toward lemons and

  2. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Bucks Fizz before he came..

  3. livewithrichard profile image73
    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    knocking on the door late...

  4. RooBee profile image83
    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    one evening, drunk as all

  5. livewithrichard profile image73
    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    sailors get while on shore

  6. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    demanded his wages and wench!

  7. livewithrichard profile image73
    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    But instead, he received a

  8. profile image0
    J-Maeposted 14 years ago

    big fat check from Obama.

  9. livewithrichard profile image73
    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    Off to Vegas, he went

  10. shibashake profile image82
    shibashakeposted 14 years ago

    with his trusty steed Turpin

  11. profile image0
    J-Maeposted 14 years ago

    in honor of Dick.

    1. livewithrichard profile image73
      livewithrichardposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Play by your rules...lol 5 words

      and his sister Jane's homecoming

      1. profile image0
        J-Maeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        who wore a red dress

  12. weblog profile image57
    weblogposted 14 years ago

    which was pretty to see

  13. Trsmd profile image59
    Trsmdposted 14 years ago

    and she saw in mirror

  14. weblog profile image57
    weblogposted 14 years ago

    and then started admiring self

  15. livewithrichard profile image73
    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    When the mirror broke she

  16. oxymoron profile image57
    oxymoronposted 14 years ago

    too broke into tears and

  17. cashmere profile image78
    cashmereposted 14 years ago

    wondered if she was ugly

  18. profile image0
    J-Maeposted 14 years ago

    but realized she had a

  19. profile image53
    Jacodyposted 14 years ago

    unicorn named charlie the unicorn

  20. webismine profile image57
    webismineposted 14 years ago

    what happened next was weird

  21. profile image53
    Jacodyposted 14 years ago

    the unicorn broke into tears, then

  22. profile image0
    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    After gently stroking Charlie's wing,

  23. profile image53
    Jacodyposted 14 years ago

    she recieved some bling bling

  24. RooBee profile image83
    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    from Tony, her Italian lover

  25. profile image53
    Jacodyposted 14 years ago

    and i like posting here,

  26. profile image53
    Jacodyposted 14 years ago

    but lets get back here

  27. AEvans profile image71
    AEvansposted 14 years ago

    waves beating against the rocks,

  28. cindyvine profile image68
    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    and messed spaghetti sauce everywhere

  29. profile image0
    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    except in Franken, the young lad's hair

  30. profile image0
    J-Maeposted 14 years ago

    was 8 feet long. Charlie

  31. profile image53
    Jacodyposted 14 years ago

    had a long golden thong smile

  32. profile image0
    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    filled with marvelous, magical powers

    1. RooBee profile image83
      RooBeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      among other quite marvelous things

  33. RooBee profile image83
    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    I call shenanigans! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry019.gif

  34. Uninvited Writer profile image79
    Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

    Edit that link out of your reply! smile

    Reported to Blogger...

    1. RooBee profile image83
      RooBeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks! Didn't see this until too late to edit. Guess my noob was showing there smile as it probably wasn't the best idea to make a copy of his  link for him. Der.

  35. profile image0
    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    He could make women begin

  36. profile image53
    Jacodyposted 14 years ago

    to moan because he always

  37. hubber-2009 profile image55
    hubber-2009posted 14 years ago

    like to be praised always

  38. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    tenderly touched aroused huge sighs

  39. profile image0
    J-Maeposted 14 years ago

    , then suddenly the Farmer appeared

  40. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    threw off his hat smiling

  41. profile image0
    J-Maeposted 14 years ago

    and said I am home!

  42. cashmere profile image78
    cashmereposted 14 years ago

    As the gentle breeze began

    1. RooBee profile image83
      RooBeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      to carry in the smell

  43. profile image0
    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    of a hard day's work

  44. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    fusty, green stench filled pants

  45. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    and large very  muddy boots

  46. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    The sun started to shine

  47. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    new hope filled the air

  48. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    He went looking for adventure

  49. profile image0
    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    in unexpected places.  He found

  50. Enelle Lamb profile image72
    Enelle Lambposted 14 years ago

    the long lost donkey, Dick.

 
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