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  1. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    Dick, who could speak, said:

  2. Enelle Lamb profile image73
    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    I have been wandering aimlessly

  3. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    "Lost and alone, deserted, forlorn..."

  4. Enelle Lamb profile image73
    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    in search of enlightenment and

  5. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    good spellers...know of any?"

  6. Enelle Lamb profile image73
    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    and copywriters to promote my

  7. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    tell-all novel, "A Tail of

  8. Enelle Lamb profile image73
    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    of a Jackass named Dick".

  9. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    who secretly loved farmer's wife

  10. Enelle Lamb profile image73
    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    and the trusty steed, Turpin

  11. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    Turpin wanted none of this

  12. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    He only had eyes for farmer

  13. Enelle Lamb profile image73
    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    and Tim Horton's double latte

  14. alekhouse profile image72
    alekhouseposted 16 years ago

    so running to his car

  15. alekhouse profile image72
    alekhouseposted 16 years ago

    he headed to Tim Hortons

  16. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 16 years ago

    ordered a large double latte

  17. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    But barista refused service saying:

  18. Enelle Lamb profile image73
    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    "No shirt, no service!" So,

  19. manlypoetryman profile image79
    manlypoetrymanposted 16 years ago

    he bought a new shirt

  20. moposan profile image58
    moposanposted 16 years ago

    but suddenly vicious Aliens invaded

  21. Beth100 profile image70
    Beth100posted 16 years ago

    declaring Tim Horton's a shrine

  22. cashmere profile image76
    cashmereposted 16 years ago

    what sense does it make

  23. Beth100 profile image70
    Beth100posted 16 years ago

    lattes, donuts and double doubles

  24. moposan profile image58
    moposanposted 16 years ago

    -  offended Wayne Gretzky cried out

  25. Eaglekiwi profile image72
    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    my arteries are clogged ,help

  26. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    fortunately, aliens revered Gretzky and

  27. dingdong profile image58
    dingdongposted 16 years ago

    who is there for rescuing

  28. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    created new sandwich by diving

  29. Eaglekiwi profile image72
    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    into a crunchy iceburg lettuce

  30. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    named in Great One's honor

  31. Eaglekiwi profile image72
    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    tomorrow all produce celebrate victory

  32. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    celery everywhere cheer and shout

  33. Eaglekiwi profile image72
    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    tomatoes blush red all over

  34. RedElf profile image91
    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    carrot sticks stiff with approval

  35. gixxer7fizzle profile image61
    gixxer7fizzleposted 16 years ago

    green peppers glistening in green

  36. Enelle Lamb profile image73
    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    beside a puddle of ranch

  37. Enelle Lamb profile image73
    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    dressing, waiting for farmer's wife

  38. Enelle Lamb profile image73
    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    who had just purchased shares

  39. Tamarii2 profile image56
    Tamarii2posted 15 years ago

    that dropped off the  chart

  40. profile image0
    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Although they were still good

  41. advisor4qb profile image78
    advisor4qbposted 15 years ago

    which could be seen easily

  42. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    i pondered to myself intently

  43. profile image0
    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    just what I should do

  44. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    to eat live rats or

  45. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    to take a gun and

  46. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    blow my brains out good

  47. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    then sees a wandering dog

  48. Dolores Monet profile image94
    Dolores Monetposted 15 years ago

    so I shot him instead

  49. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    then stuck a stick up

  50. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    his bum and cooked him

 
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