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   RedElfposted 16 years ago

   Dick, who could speak, said:

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2. 73

   Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

   I have been wandering aimlessly

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3. 91

   RedElfposted 16 years ago

   "Lost and alone, deserted, forlorn..."

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4. 73

   Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

   in search of enlightenment and

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5. 91

   RedElfposted 16 years ago

   good spellers...know of any?"

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6. 73

   Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

   and copywriters to promote my

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7. 91

   RedElfposted 16 years ago

   tell-all novel, "A Tail of

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8. 73

   Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

   of a Jackass named Dick".

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9. 91

   RedElfposted 16 years ago

   who secretly loved farmer's wife

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10. 73

    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    and the trusty steed, Turpin

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11. 91

    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    Turpin wanted none of this

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12. 91

    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    He only had eyes for farmer

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13. 73

    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    and Tim Horton's double latte

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14. 72

    alekhouseposted 16 years ago

    so running to his car

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15. 72

    alekhouseposted 16 years ago

    he headed to Tim Hortons

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16. 0

    \Brenda Scullyposted 16 years ago

    ordered a large double latte

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17. 91

    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    But barista refused service saying:

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18. 73

    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    "No shirt, no service!" So,

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    manlypoetrymanposted 16 years ago

    he bought a new shirt

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    moposanposted 16 years ago

    but suddenly vicious Aliens invaded

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21. 69

    Beth100posted 16 years ago

    declaring Tim Horton's a shrine

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22. 76

    cashmereposted 16 years ago

    what sense does it make

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23. 69

    Beth100posted 16 years ago

    lattes, donuts and double doubles

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24. 58

    moposanposted 16 years ago

    -  offended Wayne Gretzky cried out

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25. 72

    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    my arteries are clogged ,help

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26. 91

    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    fortunately, aliens revered Gretzky and

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27. 59

    dingdongposted 16 years ago

    who is there for rescuing

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28. 91

    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    created new sandwich by diving

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29. 72

    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    into a crunchy iceburg lettuce

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30. 91

    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    named in Great One's honor

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31. 72

    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    tomorrow all produce celebrate victory

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32. 91

    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    celery everywhere cheer and shout

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33. 72

    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    tomatoes blush red all over

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34. 91

    RedElfposted 16 years ago

    carrot sticks stiff with approval

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    gixxer7fizzleposted 16 years ago

    green peppers glistening in green

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36. 73

    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    beside a puddle of ranch

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37. 73

    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    dressing, waiting for farmer's wife

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38. 73

    Enelle Lambposted 16 years ago

    who had just purchased shares

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    Tamarii2posted 15 years ago

    that dropped off the  chart

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40. 0

    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Although they were still good

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    advisor4qbposted 15 years ago

    which could be seen easily

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42. 0

    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    i pondered to myself intently

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43. 0

    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    just what I should do

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44. 0

    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    to eat live rats or

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45. 0

    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    to take a gun and

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46. 0

    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    blow my brains out good

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47. 0

    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    then sees a wandering dog

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    Dolores Monetposted 15 years ago

    so I shot him instead

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49. 0

    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    then stuck a stick up

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50. 0

    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    his bum and cooked him

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