Seriously? I can be perverted, too but I'd rather save that for the bedroom. What I mean to say is, there isn't much --if anything--I would say "no" to when it came to pleasing my partner. But that's a more personal, private, shared perversion, ya know?
I think it's fun to joke online, too, but you won't catch me touching myself to movies of guys doing goats or anything like that.
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Look, I know you mean well, and I truly appreciate it but you take care of your medical stuff first, okay? You can't help anyone if you don't keep yourself healthy, girl.