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Hubby's not happy--so do I go get the takeout?

  1. Laughing Mom profile image57
    Laughing Momposted 9 years ago

    Due to circumstances completely out of my control, my friends ended up with my PF Chang's takeout tonight.  They've just texted to let me know they dropped it off in my truck because they didn't want to face his wrath.  He's locked in the bedroom and I'm out here in pajamas that shouldn't be seen outside.  So, do I chance that the neighbors are all in bed asleep and make a run for it, leave it out there all night so it smells nice and nasty in there tomorrow morning, or poke the bear in there to grab something else to put on?

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I say make a run for it. Or at least grab a towel from the bathroom.

  2. cindyvine profile image83
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Remove he pj's and do a streak outside to get it.  If neighbours see you they might just have a better night's sleep!

  3. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
    G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years ago

    Go get while you can baby.....yikes)

  4. cindyvine profile image83
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Toady, I still think she should rather remove everything and streak

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I agree after seeing your response. You only live once right!

      LM- What about the kids, I thought they were supposed to do the things you don't want to do.

  5. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
    G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years ago

    naaah leave something to the imagination...I say

  6. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
    G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years ago

    it's Better HOTTER then Cold....yikes)

    1. Laughing Mom profile image57
      Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Oh my!!!!

  7. Christoph Reilly profile image75
    Christoph Reillyposted 9 years ago

    Heck woman, just stroll out there pretty as you please and get the damn food. If your neighbors see you they're probably spying on you anyway.

    Wait.  You are going to EAT the food, aren't you?

    1. Laughing Mom profile image57
      Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      What do you propose I do with it???

  8. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
    G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years ago

    cindy you joined how many Months ago anfd have how many fans????
    woweeeeeeeee

  9. Laughing Mom profile image57
    Laughing Momposted 9 years ago

    Food it is, then.  Damn the neighbors, right?  Until Wednesday when the weekly paper comes out with me on the front page. 

    Kids are asleep, GT.  Wake them and I'm stuck with them the rest of the night.

  10. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
    G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years ago

    you mean being f**kin nosey?

  11. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
    G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years ago

    Hey you gotta eat girl.....and let the news make something of it....

  12. goldentoad profile image59
    goldentoadposted 9 years ago

    Strike that thought- don't wake the kids, let them sleep. Its not worth having them staying up and buggin.

    1. Laughing Mom profile image57
      Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ain't that the truth!?!!

  13. cindyvine profile image83
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    ROFL just fetch the damn food, put it in the dog bowl and leave it outside the bedroom door for the hubby

    1. Laughing Mom profile image57
      Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe if it was Taco Bell, but we're talkin PF Chang's here!!!!!

      1. goldentoad profile image59
        goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        You're right on that PF Changs is a different story.

  14. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
    G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years ago

    hummm a cheesy lady I see???

  15. cindyvine profile image83
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Okay, what is PF Chang, please tell me not Chinese food!

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You know it baby! But fancyschmancy chinese.

    2. Laughing Mom profile image57
      Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Asian food.  Lettuce wraps with spicy orange sauce to be exact.

  16. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
    G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years ago

    and where did you PLACE the pepperoni?

    1. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
      G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years agoin reply to this
      1. goldentoad profile image59
        goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I got pepperoni here on the pizza G-Ma, its been sitting here though for the last three hours. I'll still eat it though.

        1. Laughing Mom profile image57
          Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          You better hurry up, GT.  It's losing it's crunch.

          1. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
            G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            what's the problem ??? not enuf beer left???

    2. Laughing Mom profile image57
      Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      My first thought at answering this isn't really appropriate, so I'm just going to ask what pepperoni it is you're talking about.

  17. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
    G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years ago

    somewhere funn????

  18. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
    G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years ago

    ha ha i thought you said Pizza delivery????

  19. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
    G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years ago

    spicey and hot and makes your mouth water????

    1. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
      G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Like all hot women?

      1. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
        G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        hey i figured it out....yikes) see us older people can get it

        1. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
          G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Eventually

      2. goldentoad profile image59
        goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I douse it with pepper, I like it all spicy!

        1. Laughing Mom profile image57
          Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          You douse what with pepper?  I thought she was talking about hot women.

          1. goldentoad profile image59
            goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            The pizza I douse with pepper and the women I put tabasco on them.

            1. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
              G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              ouch...better  eat it up quickly then....

              1. G-Ma Johnson profile image74
                G-Ma Johnsonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                and so now I AM eating warmed in the micro pancakes cause I   have been here too long...but is tasty ???? but not licking good

                1. Laughing Mom profile image57
                  Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  Nuked pancakes?  Doesn't that make them chewy?  How 'bout a batch of smore's cookies?

                2. goldentoad profile image59
                  goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  if you don't got tabasco for the pancakes, I like some nestlequick. Make sure the chocolate syrup gets on the pancake though.

                  1. Laughing Mom profile image57
                    Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                    Crap GT!  I like spicy, but on pancakes?!?! What happened to plain ol' maple syrup???

            2. Laughing Mom profile image57
              Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              I'm sure they appreciate that, GT.

              1. goldentoad profile image59
                goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Never asked.

  20. Laughing Mom profile image57
    Laughing Momposted 9 years ago

    The deed is done, and there were no flashing bulbs or giggling bushes.  So unless someone has nightvision goggles, I think I'm good.

 
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