Indeed I am...But worry not, for I am glorious! I've taken this time away to get in touch with my inner-self, and have rediscovered myself. Rediscovered the passion of being me. I shall return, and shall return with the greatest gusto man has ever experienced. My return shall be far more than glorious, it shall be mind-blowingly spellbinding. I haven't slept in days. My mind is racing, there is no stopping it now. It's on a mission of it's own, and cannot be stopped until that mission has been fully carried out. My body is merely riding with the driver at this point. Keystrokes are pouring out of my fingertips. Letters are flying on the screen arranging themselves to form words. Words are forming sentences. Sentences are expressing thoughts, ideas, expressions. Madness and bedlam have run rampant. I fear that this train won't be able to withstand these breakneck speeds. How long can the pistons continue to glow red as they are thrown violently up and down before welding themselves to the cylinder walls? When will the remaining oil burn it's self off the molten bearings and seize the crankshaft that is spinning with reckless abandon? It's all out of my hands at this point. Catastrophic failure is sure to violently throw this train off the tracks at any point. I await that moment with great angst, but will be deeply saddened by the absence of hysteria.
by A Troubled Man5 years ago
Should those who regard these forums as a place to preach, evangelize and view as a mission field be banned for doing so, especially when they also state adamantly they do not care whether or not anyone dislikes it?
by M. T. Dremer4 years ago
Why are guns so violently defended?I know why gun manufacturers defend guns (it's their business) but why do gun owners defend it more vehemently than any other topic? People that are completely silent on other hot...
by Real Life Stories5 years ago
Jesus was said to have acted violently against salesmen in church. Should we follow suit?Matt 21:12 states that Jesus overthrew tables & drove salesmen & money changers out of temple. He was taking...
by danielleantosz6 years ago
Breast feeding in public bans?What do you think about breast feeding bans? I think mothers should cover themselves, but not be banned or forced to go to restrooms (gross-would you want to eat sitting on a public...
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