Hubbers - How do you wash your bits?

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  1. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 11 years ago

    I always liked to wash mine by dangling them in a bucket of soapy water. I find it's easiest to do it straight away, right after using them. Makes the grass come off a lot easier.

    http://crackaddict.com/~flynn/howtos/washhowto_files/image018.jpg

    Nothing like dried grass stuck to them.
    http://www.thevetshed.com.au/images/products/eggbutt-snaffle.jpg

    1. Lady_E profile image75
      Lady_Eposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Lol.  Frogdropping, I read your question and thought "what!!!?" and then when the picture loaded - I burst out in laughter.
      Your playing with people's imaginations here. When you say "bits", people will tend to think of...... Whatchamacullit. (Fiery's word)

    2. Paraglider profile image89
      Paragliderposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      So where did you snaffle that picture from, eh?  wink

  2. profile image49
    badcompany99posted 11 years ago

    Tooo much info please, jeeez I am about to eat smile

  3. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 11 years ago

    Ohhh Lady E lol I'm rumbled ... but yes, can I be blamed if folks have their minds in the gutter ...

    So ... how do you wash yours? big_smile

    1. Lady_E profile image75
      Lady_Eposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Well, from your picture - I don't wash my car manually. I take it to the Car Wash smile

  4. profile image0
    Leta Sposted 11 years ago

    "Bits?"  Must be a Brit thing... lol

    1. frogdropping profile image85
      frogdroppingposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Lita - it's part of a horses bridle. Honest ...

      1. Lady_E profile image75
        Lady_Eposted 11 years agoin reply to this

        Badcompany didn't seem to think so either...

    2. Lady_E profile image75
      Lady_Eposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Lita.  That's why I got caught out. "Bits" is a slang.

  5. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 11 years ago

    Lady E - how evasive you are ... not your car tongue

    Para - ummm - not telling big_smile

  6. profile image0
    Janettaposted 11 years ago

    Froggy--well, I was just turning the house on myself out back but the neighbors started to talk so I'm currently looking for new avenues of 'bit washing'

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    fierycjposted 11 years ago

    This is by far the most hilarious thread EVER!

  8. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 11 years ago

    Janetta - you could try leaving your bits overnight in plain cold water. Though they will need a thorough scrubbing the day after.

    Fiery ... you think smile

    1. profile image0
      fierycjposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, Janetta says she's looking for new avenues of bit washing. That killed me. Its like saying, I'm looking for new avenues to maximize my income, or something really serious like that.

    2. profile image0
      Janettaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Uh, Froggy--I wouldn't want them to get stolen, or worse--mildew!

  9. waynet profile image71
    waynetposted 11 years ago

    I use paint stripper as it gets rid of the lipstick and flecks of nail varnish...

  10. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 11 years ago

    Not good wayne. That just causes corrosion. Of your bits.

    1. waynet profile image71
      waynetposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      aha that's why it tingles...must stop using it!

  11. blondepoet profile image60
    blondepoetposted 11 years ago

    In a hot shower of course or a bubble bath. Which bits are we talking about here?

  12. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 11 years ago

    Now blonde - you need to ask? There's only one kind. They go in the mouth.

    smile

















    Of a horse.

  13. blondepoet profile image60
    blondepoetposted 11 years ago

    Omg, ohhhhhhhhh, I am not putting my delicate bits in the mouth of a horse, oh good gracious me, you don't know where that horse has been. Neighhhh....neighhhhhh.

  14. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 11 years ago

    lol only thee could make that even worse than it already was ...

    *laughing*

    1. blondepoet profile image60
      blondepoetposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      http://www.funnysnaps.com/lusitino.jpg
      DON'T EVEN DARE LOOK AT ME MISTER ED!!!!!

  15. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 11 years ago

    *speechless* neutral

    1. blondepoet profile image60
      blondepoetposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahah FD yes under thy circumstances, I cannot blame thee.!!!! smile smile smile I am off to take cover from Mr Ed, see you soon.

  16. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 11 years ago

    blonde - thank God it's only cover that you're taking. 

    That's not Mr Ed BTW- Looks like a shettie to me. Mean little buggers they can be ...

  17. Eric Graudins profile image59
    Eric Graudinsposted 11 years ago

    Well, my bits wouldn't fit into a bucket.

    Some of them are about 4 feet across, and have rotating teeth that rip and tear into whatever is being drilled.

    I wash them with a high pressure hose, and sometimes have to remove stubborn particles with a wire brush.

    Here are a couple of my favourites.

    http://static-p4.fotolia.com/jpg/00/10/28/13/400_F_10281307_K93TCqYX2BJUmmZhTLUcl7Kc66u0iEJs.jpg

    http://www.busterhammer.com/design070/img/images/product-pic08.gif

    1. bgamall profile image79
      bgamallposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      You are a stud Eric smile

  18. BadHubbit profile image61
    BadHubbitposted 11 years ago

    http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing013.gif

    *sings* I'm in pieces, bits and pieces!

    http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-whacky050.gif

  19. RooBee profile image91
    RooBeeposted 11 years ago

    http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/LOL/1/File0004202.JPG

    Its always nice to see someone who cares enough to keep their bits clean & well-polished!

    1. Misha profile image67
      Mishaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Roobee, you have blue eyes, right?

  20. shibashake profile image86
    shibashakeposted 11 years ago

    Uh-oh I smell mischief and mayhem.

    Who let out the frog?! Last time I checked, she was locked up and guarded by zombies.

  21. AsherKade profile image61
    AsherKadeposted 11 years ago

    IC
    I was trying to figure out what a bit was too....

  22. RooBee profile image91
    RooBeeposted 11 years ago

    Yup. I can often see them reflected back at me in the mirror-like sheen of my freshly-polished bits. big_smile

  23. bgamall profile image79
    bgamallposted 11 years ago

    Lol, Froggie, some would think you were a wankshaft, but you aren't. smile

    However, in the English slang dictionary bits are, well, you know.

    You sometimes think in speaking with the English that you miss things, that they say things that have no meaning to Americans and they know it.

 
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