Twas the night before Christmas...

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  1. lrohner profile image80
    lrohnerposted 8 years ago

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through HP,
    The hubbers were happy and writing with glee.
    The hubs were all ranking in Google so high,
    In hopes that some buyers would soon venture by.
    The trolls were nestled all snug in their beds,
    While visions of thread-hijacking danced in their heads.
    And Maddie in her kerchief and Paul in his cap,
    Had just settled down to weed out some crap.
    When out on Google there arose such a clatter,
    They both ran to see just what was the matter.
    They rushed to their browsers and checked all their stats,
    Just to discover a few stealing rats.
    The copyright laws for our hubs did appear,
    That made them feel better and calmed all our fears.
    When what to Paul's wondering eyes did appear,
    But a big throng of hubbers all drinking a beer.
    With a little old leader who looked oh so sane,
    He knew in an instant it must be rmcrayne.
    More rapid than eagles the forum posts flew,
    As she whistled and shouted and said "Come on you!
    On Relache! On Misha! On Frogdropping too!
    Let's hurry it up, I've got things to do!
    To the top of the rankings, to the top of it all,
    Now hub away, hub away, hub away all!"

    big_smile

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image83
      Uninvited Writerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Perfect! smile

  2. rmcrayne profile image95
    rmcrayneposted 8 years ago

    What a hoot!  And I was thinking you were buried with work and Christmas prep.  Good to see you took some time for something just plain fun!  Happy Holidays!  big_smile

    1. lrohner profile image80
      lrohnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I've got a few emails I owe you responses on. Expect them next week. My daughter is up from South Carolina and my son is here from Florida. Busy, busy.

      Fa la la la la!

  3. relache profile image86
    relacheposted 8 years ago

    That's a great parody!  Good job, lrohner!

    1. lrohner profile image80
      lrohnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks, Relache! Now....wanna finish it?

  4. Daniel Carter profile image74
    Daniel Carterposted 8 years ago

    LOVE IT!!
    Kewt. Toadally.

    Merry, merry, merry.
    Thanks for the happy images and thoughts....

    1. lrohner profile image80
      lrohnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hee hee hee...or should I say...ho ho ho?

  5. fishtiger58 profile image78
    fishtiger58posted 8 years ago

    Most excellent, I loved it.

    1. lrohner profile image80
      lrohnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile

  6. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago
    1. lrohner profile image80
      lrohnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hmmm...is that a little drummer boy? smile

  7. rebekahELLE profile image86
    rebekahELLEposted 8 years ago

    great job~ hubbers will love it!




    that's you and mcrane, relache, misha and frogdropping.

    1. lrohner profile image80
      lrohnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Too cute!

    2. rmcrayne profile image95
      rmcrayneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for the ride wink

  8. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Oh, I just looooovvvveee it!!!!  big_smile

    Merry Christmas!!!!

  9. lrohner profile image80
    lrohnerposted 8 years ago

    Love your Christmas avatar, UW! smile

  10. KCC Big Country profile image87
    KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago

    That is so cute, Irohner!

    http://www.livepencil.com/mambers/imagesmem/youremail/paintbrush/santa_tr/santawrites_tr.gif

  11. Vibhavari profile image69
    Vibhavariposted 8 years ago

    I loved your poem!
    and wish you a merry christmas too!

  12. lrohner profile image80
    lrohnerposted 8 years ago

    Fa la la la and Ho ho ho ho to you, KCC and Vib!

 
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