Oh alas so was mine, his lips came at me like a ferel little piranah.....(this was at the movies) and his lips closed on my delicate luscious lips, and honestly it felt like a Hoover Vacuum cleaner sucking off half of my face. Ohhhhh it was horrible,sloppy and he obviously had not practised prior on a orange. Spit was going everywhere so much in fact that I swear I needed an umbrella.
Haha there are so many words in there UH, just busting to come out. There was this guy who was cast as Romeo in a theater production we did. I was Juliet. He was nervous about kissing me so I told him to pash an orange every-night to get his technique down pat, I was always told an orange was an ideal piece of fruit for pashing techniques.. I myself did not need to it came natural to me ROFL xo
BP...you always make me laugh! That kiss sounded dreadful! I don't recall a bad kiss. I am pretty good at dodging em. lol Yet my first kiss was magical..wow, I am catching a wiff of his scent just thinking about it! lol What a great topic for the forum!
Embarrassing. A first grade classmate kissed ME. Not that even at six years old was that a problem, but she was quicker, stronger, and definitely not the Absolute Class Cutie I had the Unshakeable Crush on for the next 12 years but never dared ask for a date.
No wonder I've been married 7 times. Took that long to recover from the trauma.
ROFL Isis you hit it on the head, yes!!!!!!, they strut away so cocky like an over sized rooster after they give it to you thinking how good they must have been. Geez surely they get the hint when you go to put your scuba mask on!!!!
when my kids were little and i used to tell them tales they would go dadada dadada not as in dad you know all the way through the tale, as there was a radio programme that used to play music in the background and tell tales...
Now if I share this memory, I need soft lights music.... the whole shabang.... and then maybe we could try to find this guy... I actually am having difficulty typing, and my neice is wondering whether to get an ambulance for me it,s my heart just giving me a bit of jip..... so I will have to tell the story slowly.... is that o.k.
hi there all sitting comfortably now I will begin..........
i lived in a small town and went to an all girls school, had no brothers, and not much association with boys, quite strict parents in comparison to other girls at school....
In art on Friday when our handsome art teacher was next door with the science teacher we would chat...
They all had boyfriends, and brothers most of them, how I longed for a brother.... not really a boy friend I mean I was only 14 and I did not want to get into trouble with my mum or dad you understand......
One boy's name came up every week his middle name was James so they all called him Jimmy..... more to follow
Now these girls used to hang around the town in the evenings, but I didn't ...... i was out with my family..... I liked swimming so they let me go to a swimming club..
It was art this particular morning.... and Jimmy came up in conversation again, one girl had finished with him, and he had gone straight on to another girl.... I kinda wished I could at least feast my eyes on this young man... I found out he was a paper boy.... I made it my business to get some jelly babies from the shop, so I could bite the heads of them, when in came the paper boys.....
That was my first introduction to males as I know it, they had been cross country running and were all a bit hot and sweaty. Some handsome young men there but one stood out..... oh did he stand out ...... I guessed it must be Jimmy he was the leader of the pack..... Beautiful smile, eyes oh those eyes, and blonde hair..... he looked my way x
Well would you believe when I went to the swimming club that night, who dived in like a pro, at the olympics but Jimmy..
He spotted me, he said "are you sexy Brenda," which was unkind cos that is what some of the girls called me because I was not allowed out with them, to get a boyfriend.... so I ignored him and just got on with the swimming.... I almost beat him at back crawl, because front crawl was his stroke...
we were upstairs drinking our drinking chocolate, me and a couple of other girls and eating our crisps.... A few of the boys including Jimmy the paper boy came up also....
Jimmy passed me a note.... meet me behind the bicycle sheds.... Well what a dilema, what could I do, those gorgeous eyes shining radiantly at me, and well I looked so scruffy and I remember that night the button had come of my jeans and I had a safety pin in it.... Now why would that go through my mind, why did it matter ,,,,,, it just did. I wanted to look my best, but sure I would take a stab at things.... I knew he was an expert in the kissing game, and really knew what he was doing.... do I tell him I have never even kissed anyone before.
well when I came out of the swimming pool that night my dad was in the car waiting for me.....
So the next day Jimmy met me outside school, and I went on his paper round with him.... We had just delivered the last paper, when he decided to deliver the kiss, I have been getting round to tell you about...
Man I knew from that moment on, I was going to need more of them ..... big time....
Oh Brenda do not fear I came back to hear the rest of your story. No wonder you were getting hot flushes last night and heart palpitations, he sounds like a total spunk!!!!! I bet he never even noticed the safety pin in your pants. Wowee!!!! Your story is hotter than a pan of mushrooms on medium heat. Oh thankyou for sharing it, I need to get on google and try and find him for you. Do you know if he has any criminal records?
Sometimes people who have had a brush in with the law are easier to find on the criminal pages. You are so sweet Brenda. !!!! xoxox
Thanks blondepoet . Oh it is okay, but I think it had more to do with the connection I had with those guys. Their other girlfriends probably think they are great kissers. I think I am not much a kisser to be honest, and the idea is more romantic than the act.
Yes SweetiePie I do agree, when you see it on TV, it always looks so smooth and perfect. (They do not show the dribble close-up)I often wonder when I see people very close together...have they brushed their teeth?
I actually liked Sex and the City because it was one of the few shows that examined the not so romantic side of these things. In one episode Charlotte was kissing a guy that basically thought her face was an ice cream cone, yuck! It would be nice to meet a romantic guy who could kiss well though. Still falling for the fairy tale lol.
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