What was your first kiss like?

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   iamqweenbeeposted 15 years ago

   Mine was HORRIBLE! He had eaten a sandwich prior and bread particles was caught in my mouth. I literally threw up! Needless to say, I never wanted to see him again.

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      BODYandSOULposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Mine was just perfect! I can say that it is the most unforgettable kiss I've ever had. Taste like ice cream!

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   blondepoetposted 15 years ago

   Oh alas so was mine, his lips came at me like a ferel little piranah.....(this was at the movies) and his lips closed on my delicate luscious lips, and honestly it felt like a Hoover Vacuum cleaner sucking off half of my face. Ohhhhh it was horrible,sloppy and he obviously had not practised prior on a orange. Spit was going everywhere so much in fact that I swear I needed an umbrella.

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      memorygraphicsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      dah!!!
      i guess it was his 1st kiss not urs

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         blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         I think so but boy it nearly put me off for life I detested kissing then..could not bring myself to do it again..til about four days later

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      Ultimate Hubberposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Where do you get perfect words and examples to describe things? Mentioning of orange made me lolololed!

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         blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Haha there are so many words in there UH, just busting to come out. There was this guy who was cast as Romeo in a theater production we did. I was Juliet. He was nervous about kissing me so I told him to pash an orange every-night to get his technique down pat, I was always told an orange was an ideal piece of fruit for pashing techniques.. I myself did not need to it came natural to me ROFL xo

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      Jodi Hoekselposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      BP...you always make me laugh! That kiss sounded dreadful!
      I don't recall a bad kiss. I am pretty good at dodging em. lol
      Yet my first kiss was magical..wow, I am catching a wiff of his scent just thinking about it! lol What a great topic for the forum!

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         blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Oh Jodi thank God you never had a Hoover. I reckon I could have turned that bloke upside down and vacuumed my carpets if I could have managed it. A great electricity saver hahaha.

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            Jodi Hoekselposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            LOL BP, sounds like he would make a fabulous house mate.. He could probably unclog a drain pipe as well!

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               blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               I reckon he would be great also in a fish tank, you know those little sucker fish they have in tanks, that go around sucking the glass hahaha.

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                  Jodi Hoekselposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  HahaHaHa....oh yes, algea eaters. He could be great at keeping his mates skin exfoilated!  Ohhhh, so soft and supple... ha ha

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                     blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     Hahaha now you got me laughing.......they say there is a use for everything hahahaha

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            memorygraphicsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            wat a piece of crap
            do we really suck while kissin
            we may blow a bit but suckin
            weird

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               blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               If you had kissed this bloke you would know the sensation.

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   Ghost32posted 15 years ago

   Embarrassing.  A first grade classmate kissed ME.  Not that even at six years old was that a problem, but she was quicker, stronger, and definitely not the Absolute Class Cutie I had the  Unshakeable Crush on for the next 12 years but never dared ask for a date.
   
   No wonder I've been married 7 times.  Took that long to recover from the trauma.

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      Mac Missionposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Hey its really interesting

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   isis_dreams2002posted 15 years ago

   let me put it this way a fish would have kissed me better

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      blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Oh no you too Isis? Yes this pirana guy was so such a high suction bloke I had to check my mouth and nose were still intact after the kissing.

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         isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         oh yes and then they act like they gave you the best kiss of your life   maybe they should practice with a pillow or the vac first so they learn how not to suck lol

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            blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            ROFL Isis you hit it on the head, yes!!!!!!, they strut away so cocky like an over sized rooster after they give it to you thinking how good they must have been. Geez surely they get the hint when you go to put your scuba mask on!!!!

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               isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

               you would think so but no they dont

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                  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  My sentiments exactly Isis. Cock a doodle doo!!!!

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                     isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     cock a doodle doo is right

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                        blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                        

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years ago

   divine just divine

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      blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      You mean you first kiss was divine Brenda?? Oh please do tell us more.

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years ago

   still thinking about it.... why did you remind me, will tell you more when I have finished savouring the moment of long ago

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      blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Oh wow Brenda this sounds like a magic experience cannot wait to hear. Oh you and Jodie are so lucky!!!

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      isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      oh brenda please dont keep us in the dark we love to hear it all lol

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         blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         I am sure she will be back soon I bet she is staring into space fantasising about it all. When the balloon pops she will be back I hope to share with us.

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            isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            hope so

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               blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Calling Brenda to base, can you read me, over and out.

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            Jodi Hoekselposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            I bet she is writing a hub about it!

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               blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Hahaha Jodie I bet she is too, her passionate thoughts have consumed her totally she has forgotten where she is....as well as forgotten us.

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   earnestshubposted 15 years ago

   Mine was on an old railway track while walking home from school. It was great! So gentle and innocent... we walked the rest of the way hand in hand smiling at each other. I was 8.

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      blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Awww how romantic Earnest.

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      Jodi Hoekselposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Ahhh, that sounds so sweet!

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   isis_dreams2002posted 15 years ago

   oh brenda oh brenda come back with the juice we are thirsty

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      blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Yes Brenda come back to us. When I click my fingers you will open your eyes and bring us the juice. One two three.....

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         \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         i am back do you want back ground information or just the snog

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            isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            what ever you like we just want to hear about it

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            blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Woo hoo!!!!!!!!! See Isis my clicking of the fingers worked.. Oh Brenda do tell us all we have been waiting so patiently for your fantasies to conclude.

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               isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

               yes you are correct blondepoet

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                  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  Gawd Isis it must be so juicy as she is taking awhile to type, I bet her fingers are shaking, her pulse soaring...We need to go get her a stiff drink.

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                     isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     i can hardly take the anticipation of what brenda will write and i will have one of those stiff drinks the waiting is killing me

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                        blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                        I bet her story is better than the one of my sucker fish man. ROFL.

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                           isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

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   blondepoetposted 15 years ago

   No Isis I think she is too far gone....

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      isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      oh well we will just have to wait untill another day
      CRY CRY

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         blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         This is exactly what Brenda is fantasising about oh yes siree!!!
         

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    isis_dreams2002posted 15 years ago

    i bet it is , even better then my vac

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Can I sit down on your couch while I wait Isis and put my feel up on your poof ???

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years ago

    when my kids were little and i used to tell them tales they would go dadada dadada not as in dad you know all the way through the tale, as there was a radio programme that used to play music in the background and tell tales...
    
    Now if I share this memory, I need soft lights music.... the whole shabang.... and then maybe we could try to find this guy... I actually am having difficulty typing, and my neice is wondering whether to get an ambulance for me it,s my heart just giving me a bit of jip..... so I will have to tell the story slowly.... is that o.k.

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       isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       yes

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ohhh you take your time Brenda I have an ambulance standing by. Here I have a stiff one ready for you while you type.
       
       (Oh Isis she is so fragile). Please go ahead Brenda I have my feet on the poof so I am comfortable.

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          isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          have you got a spear poof for me to bp so i can get comfrotable to as i dont have one

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             blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Sure Isis do you mind using the green one??  Do you want another drink? Hell we are going to be smashed before Brenda gets going here hahhaha..

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                isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                green is just fine  and yes please i will have another drink we can have one each and chill out untill brenda comes back and if we are smashed then we will be haveing a wonderful time in here

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                   blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   What colour do you want to paint your toe-nails?? You like the Fushcia or the Cherry (burppppp) Another round of drinks coming up. Do you think Brenda has passed out Isis? Should I call 911?

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                      isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      i will have the cherry  and yes i need a drink and no i dont think she has passed out probably getting her drink so hang off on the 911 for another couple of min then call

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                         blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         The Cherry it is. Isis if I disappear it is only cos my friend has arrived. Gee us girls had a ball here together tonight...we should do this more often. Love ya.xoxxo

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                            isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            yes we should is cool if you have to go  love you to xxxooo

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    isis_dreams2002posted 15 years ago

    i hope you are ok

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    And the lights Brenda

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    Some eye candy too Brenda sing out if there is anything you need.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years ago

    hi there all sitting comfortably now I will begin..........
    
    i lived in a small town and went to an all girls school, had no brothers, and not much association with boys, quite strict parents in comparison to other girls at school....
    
    In art on Friday when our handsome art teacher was  next door with the science teacher we would chat...
    
    They all had boyfriends, and brothers most of them, how I longed for a brother.... not really a boy friend I mean I was only 14 and I did not want to get into trouble with my mum or dad you understand......
    
    One boy's name came up every week his middle name was James so they all called him Jimmy..... more to follow

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh I love it. A kiss and tell all...Excuse me dear Brenda if I suddenly disappear have a friend arriving. But please do keep writing as it will be music to my ears when I log back in.xoxox

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    isis_dreams2002posted 15 years ago

    iam ready i have a drink so give me more

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years ago

    Now these girls used to hang around the town in the evenings, but I didn't ...... i was out with my family..... I liked swimming so they let me go to a swimming club..
    
    It was art this particular morning.... and Jimmy came up in conversation again, one girl had finished with him, and he had gone straight on to another girl.... I kinda wished I could at least feast my eyes on this young man... I found out he was a paper boy.... I made it my business to get some jelly babies from the shop, so I could bite the heads of them, when in came the paper boys.....
    
    That was my first introduction to males as I know it, they had been cross country running and were all a bit hot and sweaty. Some handsome young men there but one stood out..... oh did he stand out ......  I guessed it must be Jimmy he was the leader of the pack..... Beautiful smile, eyes oh those eyes, and blonde hair..... he looked my way x

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       isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       you are making my heart flutter with what he looked like please continue

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years ago

    Well would you believe when I went to the swimming club that night, who dived in like a pro, at the olympics but Jimmy..
    
    He spotted me, he said "are you sexy Brenda," which was unkind cos that is what some of the girls called me because I was not allowed out with them, to get a boyfriend.... so I ignored him and just got on with the swimming.... I almost beat him at back crawl, because front crawl was his stroke...
    
    we were upstairs drinking our drinking chocolate, me and a couple of other girls and eating our crisps.... A few of the boys including Jimmy the paper boy came up also....
    
    Jimmy passed me a note.... meet me behind the bicycle sheds.... Well what a dilema, what could I do, those gorgeous eyes shining radiantly at me, and well I looked so scruffy and I remember that night the button had come of my jeans and I had a safety pin in it.... Now why would that go through my mind, why did it matter ,,,,,, it just did.  I wanted to look my best, but sure I would take a stab at things.... I knew he was an expert in the kissing game, and really knew what he was doing.... do I tell him I have never even kissed anyone before.

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    isis_dreams2002posted 15 years ago

    mmmmmmmmm

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    isis_dreams2002posted 15 years ago

    i remember mine his name was paul and he had velvet lips

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    jacobkuttytaposted 15 years ago

    It was a strange experiance.  Little bit afraid. A strange struggle to return to normal life.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 15 years ago

    well when I came out of the swimming pool that night my dad was in the car waiting for me.....
    
    So the next day Jimmy met me outside school, and I went on his paper round with him.... We had just delivered the last paper, when he decided to deliver the kiss, I have been getting round to tell you about...
    
    Man I knew from that moment on, I was going to need more of them ..... big time....
    
        Hope that answers your QUESTION  XXX

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       isis_dreams2002posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       oh yes thank you brenda

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh Brenda do not fear I came back to hear the rest of your story. No wonder you were getting hot flushes last night and heart palpitations, he sounds like a total spunk!!!!! I bet he never even noticed the safety pin in your pants. Wowee!!!!
       Your story is hotter than a pan of mushrooms on medium heat. Oh thankyou for sharing it, I need to get on google and try and find him for you. Do you know if he has any criminal records?
       
       Sometimes people who have had a brush in with the law are easier to find on the criminal pages. You are so sweet Brenda. !!!! xoxox

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    compu-smartposted 15 years ago

    Thanks for bringing back soo many good memories..NOTTT!
    Sorry, too embarrassing to detail!lol

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    Ambitionposted 15 years ago

    To be frank, i like the first kiss of mine. I was very scared whether she will like it or not but we both enjoyed each other's lips so much.

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    isis_dreams2002posted 15 years ago

    thank you for telling us about it brenda but with that i will say good night i need some sleep .  and it sounds wonderful

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    iamqweenbeeposted 15 years ago

    Blondepoet,
    
    You say some of the most funniest things. ;-0
    
    Brenda,
    
    I am happy for you that your first was Divine

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       LMAO what was your first kiss like, was he more a sucker fish or a banana smoothy like Brendas????

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    Greek Oneposted 15 years ago

    it was worth every penny!

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    dragonlady1967posted 15 years ago

    My first kiss was GREAT.  One of those sweep you off your feet kind (which I thought didn't exsist except in Hollywood).

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    nikitasnow2posted 15 years ago

    simply terrible tooo          iiiiiiiahk

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    dennisemattposted 15 years ago

    bad. stupid. pointless. thats my first kiss. it was unimportant.
    the first time I kissed my husband, well, before he was my husband, I knew I would be with him for the rest of my life.

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       Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       what?  Pre-marital kissing!?!?!?

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          dennisemattposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          ha ha ha. If it makes you feel better, I got kicked out of the church....

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             Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             mmmmmmmmmmm sacradelicious!

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    SweetiePieposted 15 years ago

    It was okay, but not the best.  I have never really experienced a good kiss to be honest.

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Aww Sweetie that is really really sad. We need to hook you up!!!! I bet you will get 100 blokes now volunteering now after that. Poor Sweetie!!

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    SweetiePieposted 15 years ago

    Thanks blondepoet . Oh it is okay, but I think it had more to do with the connection I had with those guys.  Their other girlfriends probably think they are great kissers.  I think I am not much a kisser to be honest, and the idea is more romantic than the act.

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Yes SweetiePie I do agree, when you see it on TV, it always looks so smooth and perfect. (They do not show the dribble close-up)I often wonder when I see people very close together...have they brushed their teeth?

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          SweetiePieposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I actually liked Sex and the City because it was one of the few shows that examined the not so romantic side of these things.  In one episode Charlotte was kissing a guy that basically thought her face was an ice cream cone, yuck!  It would be nice to meet a romantic guy who could kiss well though. Still falling for the fairy tale lol.

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             blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Lol Sweetie Sex And The City I agree that show totally rocks!!!

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    Princessaposted 15 years ago

    too young, too awkward...

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