How To Thaw The Turkey For The Big Meal

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  1. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 9 years ago

    Earth to Jeromeo! This forum is not for posting your articles.

  2. Jeromeo profile image59
    Jeromeoposted 9 years ago

    Couldn't be humans live on earth.

    1. waynet profile image71
      waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      bwahahahaahahahahahaaaa...your crazy man!!!

  3. Davinagirl3 profile image60
    Davinagirl3posted 9 years ago

    Bona Petit?  I love it.

  4. Jeromeo profile image59
    Jeromeoposted 9 years ago

    Thing is you would think these people have something better to do than criticize the honest efforts of other people. 

    These are the same type of folks that persecuted Michale Jackson. I've got an email address and a contact jeromeo link in my profile and I do not mind constructive criticism butbas far as this snipping in concerned.  One comment "get a life"

    Now all these post will be transferred but all you snipers may want to brush up on your social skills.

    1. Davinagirl3 profile image60
      Davinagirl3posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You have a right to post whatever you want.  We are just picking on you.  Please don't take it the wrong way.  I didn't mean to sound snipey.  I was just teasing.  I am sorry if I offended you.

    2. waynet profile image71
      waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Oh dear...apologies I thought you was just being crazy by saying couldn't we humans live on earth....just keep your content as a hubpage and it'll be okay, once again sorry...but you gotta see it from my point of view....hahahahahaha!

    3. Pearldiver profile image82
      Pearldiverposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Interesting reference to Michael Jackson!! But you do yourself no favors by making a similarity with yourself!

      Every Single persecution of Michael Jackson came about as a result of many signed affidavitts from his pet monkey Bubbles!!

      big_smile

  5. blondepoet profile image66
    blondepoetposted 9 years ago

    I like to thaw my meat on my lover's chest.

    1. Davinagirl3 profile image60
      Davinagirl3posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I like to thaw my lover's meat!

      1. blondepoet profile image66
        blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Haha ohhhh indeed. Great response. xoxoxo

        1. waynet profile image71
          waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          mine has an icicle on it the size of a spear....needs to be thawed....12 minutes in a microwave....oh okay then!

          1. blondepoet profile image66
            blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            I am sure yours would take less than 12min Waynet with DavinaGirl and myself around to assist. smile

            1. waynet profile image71
              waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Sure just get my hair combed and glasses on!

              http://hubpages.com/u/1460393_f520.jpg

              1. blondepoet profile image66
                blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Hahah what a man?

      2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Why is it frozen in the first place?  Has it been somewhere very cold?

        1. Pearldiver profile image82
          Pearldiverposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          It's Only becoz you have 69 Fans that you could make such a comment!! big_smile

        2. blondepoet profile image66
          blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          ROFL Ron.

          1. Davinagirl3 profile image60
            Davinagirl3posted 9 years agoin reply to this

            It's a cold world out there, Ronnie Boy.  Everybody needs a little warming up every now and again.

  6. Pearldiver profile image82
    Pearldiverposted 9 years ago

    Meating is Good! big_smile

  7. Ryan Hupfer profile image64
    Ryan Hupferposted 9 years ago

    Oh goodness, not really sure where this is headed -- this tread is officially locked. I'm not even really sure what to think about the content that was first started this thread, but I know that it shouldn't be in here.

    How confusing. hmm

  8. kmackey32 profile image69
    kmackey32posted 9 years ago

    Hey there buddy all I wanna know is why did you send me that email. I never even made a comment here.. Thanks

  9. Ambition profile image52
    Ambitionposted 9 years ago

    actually you commented on one of his another threads.

    1. kmackey32 profile image69
      kmackey32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Oh really.

      1. kmackey32 profile image69
        kmackey32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        saying what?

        1. Ambition profile image52
          Ambitionposted 9 years agoin reply to this
          1. kmackey32 profile image69
            kmackey32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Oh well I wasn't trying to be mean about it. I just couldn't understand how he doesn't know being here so long that things like that belong in a hub er something. Oh well

            1. Ambition profile image52
              Ambitionposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              i think its not him but your X husband (jenny....)

  10. kmackey32 profile image69
    kmackey32posted 9 years ago

    lol your not rite. My ex wouldn't be smart enough to even rite a poem. Seriously jenny prolly was. Did you see how fast he left?

    1. Ambition profile image52
      Ambitionposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      we fit a cracker into his ass and as a result he has to go somewhere else to find a shelter smile

      i don't think he can write poem LOL

  11. kmackey32 profile image69
    kmackey32posted 9 years ago

    OMFG thats funny!!!

  12. Julie-Ann Amos profile image79
    Julie-Ann Amosposted 9 years ago

    Ryan's moderating this forum so threads like this WILL be removed and placed somewhere more apropriate (I know where I'd put it...)

    So please guys instead of dialogue just hit "report" and let Ryan do his thing!

 
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