Old Mans Ass Superglued To A Public Loo.

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    badcompany99posted 9 years ago

    Jeeeez I have a weak bladder and I wud go to the bogs in the local shopping centre. Excuse my Lingo but us Irish call it the bogs ya know. Anyways I found this news article about some pranksters lacing the toilet seat with superglue.

    http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article … =149331024

    If it had happened to me I would have told em all to bog off, like cud ya be arsed with the attention smile

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      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You know, I have one question about these incidences.  How in the world did someone get super glue on the seats and get someone to sit on it before the "fast acting" super glue dried? 

      Seriously, I have used super glue and that stuff practically dries before you get out of the tube.  And, people are still sitting on the toilet seats in public bogs?

    2. Eaglekiwi profile image78
      Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol gawd ouch red raw that stuff is vicious !

  2. livewithrichard profile image86
    livewithrichardposted 9 years ago

    That's just wrong yikes  You thing that man will ever show his face again in that shopping center. 

    I'd bet if it happened here in the states, the lawyers would have met him at the hospital signing a lawsuit before his, uh.. procedure. smile

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    badcompany99posted 9 years ago

    I know sandra and I have used it to fix stuff and it's crap, besides it wud take a few tubes for my ass smile

  4. DrPPoorluk profile image59
    DrPPoorlukposted 9 years ago

    I've seen it done before with double sticky tape. Funny as hell if it gets the right person.

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      Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I think it would do a couple around here a wealth of good!  wink  hahaha.

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    CabinGirlposted 9 years ago

    Weird it happened in Australia, guess it could only happen down under smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 9 years ago

    ow ow ow ow...wow lmao that'll ruin anyone's day haha

  7. DrPPoorluk profile image59
    DrPPoorlukposted 9 years ago

    Would it make it OK to relieve yourself any where you want if you've wound up with a toilet seat super glued to your hindquarters? That sounds more accommodating than having it ripped or peeled off. I hate that.

  8. Plants and Oils profile image84
    Plants and Oilsposted 9 years ago

    Sounds crap, who wants to stick around in the loo?

  9. Anti-Valentine profile image95
    Anti-Valentineposted 9 years ago

    I laughed like hell when I heard about this yesterday.



    I call it the "john", or the "chong".

    1. DrPPoorluk profile image59
      DrPPoorlukposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Having experienced "bogs" before, I kinda like that one

      1. Anti-Valentine profile image95
        Anti-Valentineposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Not "bogwashing", hopefully? lol

  10. Zsuzsy Bee profile image88
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

    Why is it that humiliating things like that always get us to laugh? (only if it happens to others though)
    Poor old geezer, that is just toooo funny http://www.freewebby.com/happy-smilies/24.gif

  11. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 9 years ago

    Poor old geezer??????????? He was a Stuck Up Ass! smile

    1. Zsuzsy Bee profile image88
      Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      http://www.freewebby.com/happy-smilies/24.gif

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    CabinGirlposted 9 years ago

    Omg I can just get a mental image of his wrinkly ass being marched out in full view of the other shoppers, a real bummer. Ok that was a crap joke smile

 
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