Jeeeez I have a weak bladder and I wud go to the bogs in the local shopping centre. Excuse my Lingo but us Irish call it the bogs ya know. Anyways I found this news article about some pranksters lacing the toilet seat with superglue.
Would it make it OK to relieve yourself any where you want if you've wound up with a toilet seat super glued to your hindquarters? That sounds more accommodating than having it ripped or peeled off. I hate that.