My wife spread out in the couch so I reminded her, 'I thought you said you were thinking of painting the fence?'
Her answer, 'Yeah, I'll get to it right after I'm done thinking of mawing the lawn.'
by Harvey Stelman 10 years ago
Lets be honest here.One of the best I got was; "If you buy breakfast, I'll go home with you.Next!
by Annette Thomas 9 years ago
Yee-hah!!!!! I'm headin' for the hills tomorrow to go on a cattle drive with hubber Art 4 Life. The drive is a benefit for Arkansas Children's Hospital. Don't know how I'll hold up....not used to riding but an hour at a time. Ole' Art 4 Life is used to this kinda...
by Koby 10 years ago
Don't forget me as i leave you this week. I won't be back on hub pages until friday the 17th.I'll miss you guys!!!
by Gary R. Smith 6 years ago
When is your attention most engaged?
by Andria 9 years ago
Will you manage to stay of HP?Seriously ... who among us will leave the 'net switched off for the dayI'm not promising what I'll be doing, other than attemptng to warm up with mulled wine during the day. And bucks fizz. Perhaps even some vodka for good measure. It's the season to be jolly after all...
by WordWielder 8 years ago
If you are a published poet, an aspiring poet or have never tried to write a poem but at least enjoy poetry- then WE NEED YOU! Here's your chance to both express and explore your creative juices in a rhyme, a line and a verse. This is a fun, collaborative activity where a little effort...
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