The Best Lines You've Ever Received (Guys And Gals)

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  1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
    Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years ago

    Lets be honest here.

    One of the best I got was; "If you buy breakfast, I'll go home with you.

    Next!

    1. profile image0
      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That's cute. smile

      Mine..." I always wanted a beautiful girl."

      1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
        Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        And someone got one.

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          sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Well he seems to thinks so but really, I got what I want. smile

    2. lawretta profile image73
      lawrettaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      baby u turn my brain around!!

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        fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        And you fell for that? Seriously?

      2. Harvey Stelman profile image60
        Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Did it work? He may have looked strange that way.

    3. Neil Sperling profile image76
      Neil Sperlingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      She said "Let's do it" .... and we did! We both got on the next ski lift chair together! .... trouble is "where can a couple go once they have been to the top together? It was all down hill from there!"

    4. anjalichugh profile image75
      anjalichughposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Someone said to me once, "If you say yes, I'll wash your feet and treat you like a Goddess for the rest of my life." Now that was too much.

      1. kmackey32 profile image70
        kmackey32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Oh my. haha what did you say?

        1. anjalichugh profile image75
          anjalichughposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I was speechless. I couldn't handle it perhaps....so I said 'No'. smile

          1. kmackey32 profile image70
            kmackey32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Maybe. I find it when a man chases me i hate it. I like to be the one chaseing. weird

            1. anjalichugh profile image75
              anjalichughposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Welcome aboard! lol lol

            2. Harvey Stelman profile image60
              Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Ladies love to chase, a man just has to figure out what she wants to chase. When I sang on stage it was obvious.

  2. onthewriteside profile image60
    onthewritesideposted 9 years ago

    The best line I ever heard was from a guy (and I'm a straight male):  "Too bad you don't look like Harvey Stelman, I would have to bend you over and Bubba-tize your azz!"

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Funny guy. The truth is I sold liguor many years ago. I had more gay accounts than any salesman. If you treat people like you want to be trated, they respond well.

      I did get hit on often. Once I had to break a bottle to keep a drunk owner away. He was trying to get physical and he was 5" taller and 50 lbs. heavier. The bottle calmed things down, and we resumed being friendly after that.

      Now tell us about your GAY experiences?

    2. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I made a mistake earlier, I should have said thank you. I was the ugliest person until the end of high school. I had more pimple on my face per square inch than anyone. When people joked about me, I had two answers.
      1- You're down wind of me becareful, one of these might break.
      2- Say that again and I'll get next to you andsqueeze my face.

  3. lrohner profile image82
    lrohnerposted 9 years ago

    I couldn't come up with a best line if you paid me. They all were bad!

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    fierycjposted 9 years ago

    She know I'm into horror stuff, so she said, "I'll be your witch...you'll be my wizard" that stuff killed me.

  5. Eaglekiwi profile image80
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    'can I have your number'

    I seem to have lost mine  lol

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Cute, did it work?

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image80
        Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        yea for a couple of dates smile

  6. Dame Scribe profile image61
    Dame Scribeposted 9 years ago

    'You would be torture to a man's soul.' hmm after stopping in front and staring about 2 mins tongue kinda scary

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Uh, yeah.

  7. Patty Inglish, MS profile image93
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 9 years ago

    Lines, my nether regions! The only "line" I ever received was a request for money - which I did not have.

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That's sad, I'll bet you may have forgotten.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    i love you

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That must have scared you.

  9. Shadesbreath profile image84
    Shadesbreathposted 9 years ago

    The line I seem to end up falling back on most is:  "Please?"

    The one I hear most is, "No," or, occasionally, "Eww, gross."

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Actually the best line is, hi.

  10. waynet profile image71
    waynetposted 9 years ago

    Sit on my knee my dear and see what comes up....the slap hurt like hell...but fear not waynet fans, I was okay.

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I can understand the reply.

    2. Drew Breezzy profile image71
      Drew Breezzyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lmao

  11. k@ri profile image89
    k@riposted 9 years ago

    He was tall, dark and extrememly handsome.  I was walking by in a bar when he pulled me to him and kissed me, not a peck either, if you know what I mean.  I can't remember what he said, but I still remember that kiss.  I was so shocked I accepted his offer for a date.  I dated him for about a year...  LOL, roll I know, I know...I should have slapped him, but he kissed soooo good!  He was scrumptious!  big_smile

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That's not a line but quite interesting.

    2. Neil Sperling profile image76
      Neil Sperlingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      How about you and I try that one out?

      1. k@ri profile image89
        k@riposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Are you tall, dark and scrumptious?  I may think about it. cool

  12. girly_girl09 profile image76
    girly_girl09posted 9 years ago

    We were talking about fitness and he said how he had lost 50 lbs a few years ago. I said that he looked really great now and he said "You haven't seen me naked....yet."

    Ahahaha. It wasn't the best as in sweetest, but it definitely got my attention. I was really shocked to hear something like that.

    Anyways, in case you were wondering, I didn't change my original opinion of him looking really great. wink Now, I just roll my eyes when I think of the guy, but we did date for a while.

    Other than that, I don't really like lines because they commonly are really offensive and are said by random, sketchy guys. So I try to ignore them. Unless the guy is incredible attractive. wink

    A recent hilarious line in my head right now from last weekend:

    "I own a red jeep. We could go hang out in it." (this is a family website, so I sort of changed what he said a bit. wink

    Me - "I'm sorry, but I don't like jeeps."

    It was great. My friends that were with me that night now have an inside joke about red jeeps.

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this
  13. frankiectlus profile image60
    frankiectlusposted 9 years ago

    I had a women send a friend over to talk to me and stated "My friend can't really talk to you right now, but she would like you to call her tomorrow.  She is on a date with someone else right now but really thinks you are cute."

    Caught me hook line and sinker.  Ofcourse I had been checking her out all night as well.  Now we have been married for 15 years.

  14. AsherKade profile image55
    AsherKadeposted 9 years ago

    sounds like a Catholic confession in this place!
    roll

    for me: "Let me hold you and I'll protect you"

  15. Research Analyst profile image82
    Research Analystposted 9 years ago

    I not sure if its the best one but it was a first.."your so captivating that if I weren't married I would take you traveling around the world."

  16. Ivorwen profile image73
    Ivorwenposted 9 years ago

    I'm still waiting for a best...

    The latest was a man in the grocery store whom I'd never seen before, grabbing his crotch and asking, "Ya want a piece of me?"

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That's nt real cool.

      1. Ivorwen profile image73
        Ivorwenposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I didn't think so either. 
        What I do appreciate is the men who make small talk long enough to check for a ring, before saying 'Good day,' and walking away... unless I forget my rings.  Then they keep talking, and tell me how wonderful my children are.  smile

  17. Enelle Lamb profile image85
    Enelle Lambposted 9 years ago

    I don't think it's the best by a long shot, but I remember this one - "You're daddy must have been a baker - cause you sure got nice buns!"

  18. kmackey32 profile image70
    kmackey32posted 9 years ago

    Are you from Tennessee cause your the only 10 i see.. lol

  19. Inspirepub profile image76
    Inspirepubposted 9 years ago

    I don't tend to get "lines", or if I do they are so forgettable that I couldn't quote any, but I did have one relationship start with:

    "I didn't bring you here to have sex with you ..."

    Jenny

  20. lawretta profile image73
    lawrettaposted 9 years ago

    No it didn't work! I am smarter than that!

  21. jenblacksheep profile image83
    jenblacksheepposted 9 years ago

    Just now I was walking down the road and this builder looked me up and down and said to his friend: "Phwoar, I bet she can hold her breath under water for long time."

  22. apeksha profile image60
    apekshaposted 9 years ago

    I got many, but my favorite is"u r outstanding"

  23. profile image0
    Adam Bposted 9 years ago

    I heard this one and laughed so hard I peed a little.

    "Hey, my cock is dead...can I burry it in your ass?"

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!

 
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