A funny for a gorgeous Sunday afternoon!

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   Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

   Dear Tide!
   
   I am writing to say what an excellent laundry product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
   
   Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
   
   My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
   
   One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
   
   What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
   
   I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
   
   Well, gotta go, have to write my appreciation letter to the Hefty garbage bag people.

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      cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      BWAHAHAHA!!!

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   AEvansposted 14 years ago

   You are hilarious!!!! Now that definitely made me laugh and it is go to know that the DNA came out negative I must try it myself. LOLOLOLOLO

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      Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I have no idea why it strikes me so funny...I just keep laughing

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   Paradise7posted 14 years ago

   LOL...very cute, but I bet the husbands out there don't like it too much!  LOL anyway, repeatedly

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   nicompposted 14 years ago

   Use the double-thickness bags. Don't ask how I know.

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