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Stop Using Tiolet Paper
In these uncertain times we are all in this together. Yup.
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I Feel Like Writing Something
Herein you will hear from me. I've been gone and now I'm not.
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My Laundry Views Have Exploded
It's true: people read my laundry articles. There's hope for this Little Blue Marble we call Earth.
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I Get 13 Page Views a Day, And You Can Too
Herein I reveal my writing secrets. You're welcome.
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Vote for me in the 2016 Hubbie Awards
You know you want to.
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Spammy Elements
Unless you live in an old-growth forest without WiFi, you've bumped up against limitations. Life holds us back. We all want to be all we can be, but all too often we find ourselves face-to-face with nameless faceless agents of Big Internet. Big...
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Top 10 Reasons Trump Could be the Next US President
Yes, The Donald could be your next US President. Here's how.
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5 Shocking Things You Probably Don't Know About HubPages
It's true and it's for you.
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A Liberal Called Me A Bigot
In other news, water is wet and McDonald's tastes good.
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Do You Have a Niche?
HubPages has niches. Do you?
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Vote for Bernie -- Get Free Stuff!
Nothing is your fault. The world owes you a living. Vote for Bernie!
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Bernie Sanders' Hate Campaign Could Be Exactly What America Needs
Bernie wants us to turn on each other, but to what end? What's in it for him?
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3 Things No One Wants for Christmas
It's that time of year again.
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A Liberal called me a TrollJacker.
I don't know what that is, do you?
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Bernie Thinks You're a Moron
Sadly, he's probably right.
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Electronic Mind Control: are you wearing your tin-foil hat?
Your mind is up for grabs. Switch off Wheel of Fortune and pay attention!
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Do you Sea Salt?
Get on the Sea Salt bandwagon.
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Pineal Gland - God Organ or just another squishy thing in your brain?
It's there and you know it.
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How to Drive Traffic to Your Pages
Leverage your core synergies to optimize digital competencies.
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What Kind Of Person Am I?
Google thinks they know. Do you?
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Nicomp Fan Fiction
It could happen.
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I Promise to do Better, Really.
My hubs have been stinky lately. Please accept my apologies. Dole out your forgiveness. OK?
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No Attempt At All to Get Google To Like Me
No one will get mad, no one will call me names. I think.
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Iapetus: Seed Ship of Life or Ark of the Goofy?
It's a seed ship or it's a planet or it's made from Lego bricks. We're not sure.
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A Liberal Called Me A Mentally Challenged Child
... so I grabbed a crayon and wrote this.
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All Your Spelling Are Belong To Us
Write any way you like, as long as it's Google's Way.
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Rule of a Flat Stomach
We all lust toward flat stomachs. Abs rule the day. It's a hot-button social issue.
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Is Your T Low?
Keep a close eye on your T and the T of your loved ones. If you don't do it, the NSA will have to.
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Sanders for President in 2016
He's our guy. The right guy at the right time. Here's why you should vote for him. We need this guy.
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A Liberal Called Me A Nazi
nicomp, I'm tired of you now. Clearly, this discussion is going nowhere. I won't approve any more of your comments, so don't bother responding... maybe you'll find some Nazis to hang out with you, too.
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5 Things That Will Kill Your Golf Swing
Check out this handy list
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Back to School Preparedness
Are you ready? Here's a handy guide. Don't be not ready.
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Shocking Ways Coconut Oil Will Change Your Life
Your life needs changing. Coconut oil can help.
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Hubbie Awards: Vote For Me
It's that time again and you need to support me. Join the movement!
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I am Huge in Morocco
They love me over there. You can, too.
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Cecil The Lion: Could He Be Saved?
Tragically, Cecil was hunted by a human. What could have been done to save him?
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Common Clothes Dryer Problems
Your clothes don't dry? Here's why!
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Tom Brady SACKED
Tom Brady suspended for four games. How will Tom fill his time?
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5 Things You Didn't Know Existed
Warning: this article has been deemed to not contain fresh, high-quality stuff and supporting capsules. When I find out what those are, watch out!
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A Liberal Called me a Troll
This media-rich hub chronicles my struggles to help Liberals come to terms with their lack of understanding of social issues and politics and this is a run-on sentence.
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7 Reasons You Feel Tired All The Time
Grab your credit card and shop away your weariness.
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Movie Spoiler: Transporter n
Jason Statham foreshadows Uber.
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I'm in a Foul Mood
Stay away from me when I'm in a funk. Shop online instead.
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Don't put too many product capsules in your hubs
Everyone wants to help you improve your hubs. Why should I be any different?
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I've Been Skulled and I have Spammy Elements
This'd better be funny -- I put it in the Comedy section of HubPages
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Some Gifts if You're Blue
When something in your life gets you blue, go online and shop.
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This hub contains very little content, and cannot be published.
... is the last thing you want to read. I can help and you should let me.
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Fun Facts About drbj
We all know her, but do you really know her?
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BubbleWs - Is There a Goofier Site On The Web?
Here's an example of what NOT to do
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Things to Consider when Shopping for Ballet Shoes
Not everyone needs ballet shoes. Here's how.
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Evolutionists: Why Can't a Shark Breed With an Eagle?
Wouldn't that be cool? A serious example of Survival of the Fittest!
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Don't be Substandard
Your Mom loves your writing: HubPages not so much.
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6 Common Misconceptions about Evolution
Here are 6 commom misconceptions about evolution
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If the Government is going to tell me what time it is, it should also buy me a watch
Twice yearly government invades my chronology. They owe me.
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Vote For Me
I love dogs and children. I've earned your vote.
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This high-quality, engaging Hub is for you
From me to you via the Interweb.
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The Awful Rich
Take time from your day to hate The Rich.
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BubbleWs isn't paying me so I'll hang out here
Didja miss me? Seems that liberals and MarkEwbie are taking over. This place never changes.
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Useful, Funny, Awesome, Beautiful, and Interesting
Spewing 750 or more words presents problems for new writers on HubPages. We grizzled veterans easily compose useful, funny, awesome, beautiful, and interesting compositions.
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Win Free Energy!
In the interest of creating a 750-word article replete with media, we indulge in the topic of gratis energy.
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How to be more interesting in about 850 to 1000 words
This original, long-form, and media-rich hub tells you many things.
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This guy is really mad at Bubblews
Let's see why he's so honked off.
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5 Things to do when you're board
It's a big world. Find something to do.
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Google take the wheel?
You might not be a good driver, but is Google any better?
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NASCAR: Still not a sport, but very cool
Yes, I went. And it's fun. And it's not a sport.
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Housewarming Gifts
Don't show up empty-handed. We can help.
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Someone linked to me
There's no such thing as bad publicity, even it's Dutch.
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Yahoo likes me, Google not so much
If you write something, you want it indexed. Me too.
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Today I sold a funnel
Congratulations to me. Share my joy with yourself.
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Sharknado
It's taking over the Internet and it's a portmanteau. But you probably already knew that.
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How to be specific in at least 850 words
Here's how.
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How to Make Friends with Your Sports Team
Sports teams want to be your friend. Here's how.
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Evidently I've been shopping for tires
Google knows what I want and they put it in my Internet.
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There's something wrong with your skin
Think your skin is OK? We doubt it.
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How too
Can you construct a non-substandard hub? Take our simple tutorial.
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The videos that Obama doesn't want you to see
It's true and it's unbelievable. We don't believe it either.
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900 Followers - Congratulations to you
If you follow me, congratulations. If not, you are missing something.
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Polite Ways of Asking People to Help You Move
We all need a little help once in a while
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How to be a Real NASCAR Fan
You think you're a real fan? Ha!
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How to Write a Research Paper in Only a Day
You can do it. Millions of college students do it every day. So can you.
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You need a Samsung Galaxy Victory 4G LTE
The greatest most fantastic contrivance known to mortals, it is. Get one before another minute expires.
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Ways to Help Make the World Smoke-Free
Smoke stinks and we want it to go away. Here's how.
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Do you have a Police record?
Many people have a Police record and have forgotten about them. Such an oversight may come back to haunt them.
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Ways for Kids to Help Reduce Global Warming
Instead of playing, kids need to get busy saving the Earth. We can help.
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How to Surprise a Friend You Haven't Seen in a Long Time
We present perfect surprises for long-lost friends.
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What is an Intersection of Two Sets?
Herein we investigate the intersection of two sets.
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How to Resist the Desire to Upgrade Your Computer
You'll never have the best computer: technology changes too fast. Just go outside and play.
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Do you have enough T?
Herein we do our best to produce quality content and to talk about the serious subject of low T levels.
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Throwing Bridal Showers and Engagement Parties
Everyone loves a party. Everyone loves to celebrate Bridal Showers and Engagements. What could go wrong?
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How to Get Revenge on an Ex-Best Friend
Revenge is a dish best served cold. With fries and a Coke.
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How Not to Be a Walking Billboard but Still Shop for Brand Names
We all crave attention, but individuality still matters. Here's how.
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Ways to Help Save the Rain Forest
The Rain Forest needs saving. Here are some hot tips.
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Fun Ways to Help to Save Trees
You can't have too many trees. We can help with that.
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Tips on Pretending to Be Happy
You don't have to pretend, but it helps.
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How to Tell if Your Child is a Genius
Your child may be a genius. You could just ask them, but this is more fun.
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How to Start Your Own Chain Letter
Some say it's illegal. We don't like those people.
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Tips on Maximizing Your eBay Profits
Can you get rich with eBay. Many people claim to have done so.
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How to Get the Last Bit of Toothpaste Out
Bad grammar aside, the stuff costs money. Don't waste it.
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How to Find Cheap Jimmy Choos
We all want to look and smell like Jimmy Choo. Here's how.
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Things to Consider When Buying Wrestling Shoes
Very few of us will ever buy wresting shoes. Here's how.
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How to Write a Syllabus
Most of us will never write a syllabus, thank goodness. Here's how.
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6 Qualities to look for in a Man
When you go looking for a man, look for these 6 things.
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Top 5 Things Women want from Men
We peel back the curtain to reveal exactly what you can do for your woman.
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Bad things happen to BitCoins
They're easy to store and exchange, but bad things can happen. We're here to help.
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Do BitCoins have any value?
There's no gold behind them. They exist only in cyberspace. Are they actually worth anything?
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What are Bitcoins?
Everyone else already knows, or thinks they know.
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Don't fink and drive
Learn the tricks of safe driving and secret-keeping.
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Don't mink and drive
The adorable mink has no place behind the wheel of an automobile. Follow these simple guidelines to achieve mink-safe driving.
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Don't think and drive
Keep your eyes and your brain on the road. Don't get distracted by external stimuli. You need all your synapses to arrive safely.
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Don't wink and drive
Life goes by pretty fast: if you wink, you might miss it. The same goes for driving.
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Don't Ink and Drive
Stay safe on the road with this simple advice. Resist the urge to ink-up.
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Don't Prink and Drive
Prinking while driving just might be the worst thing you can do behind the wheel. We're here to help, and we're not from the government.
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Don't Stink and Drive
Don't let your car stink up your personal life. These products can help.
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Fight for your manhood
Keep your manliness within acceptable limits or help your favorite manly man. We're here to help you do that.
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You need to be Fresh
Google doesn't like you unless you're fresh. Here are some suggestively helpful suggestions.
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5 Surprising things you don't need
We all need something but we need to know what we don't need as well. Here's a list that you need to know about so you know what you don't need.
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Animal Games
A the risk of being declared substandard, we present online animal games. Play on!
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The Writing of Hubs
Sure, you can pound out hundreds of words formed into sentences, but do you actually know what you're doing? We're here to help.
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Introducing the HubExchange
Without fear of being labeled Substandard, we introduce the HubExchange. Join us or perish at your own risk.
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Alternative Energy Alternatives
Energy makes the world go-round and makes sales brisk at the convenience store.
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You need more Disney Stuff
Stock up on Disney memorabilia. You probably don't have enough. Here's how.
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Our Friend the Cucumber
We present the top picks of cucumber-related products.
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5 Amazing Things for Golfers
Golf has come a long way since the first caveman went for the green over a sleeping T-Rex. At the risk of being labeled substandard, we present 5 amazing products that no golfer should miss.
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5 Shocking Things That Everyone Needs
You may be shocked to be without these important products. Keep yourself and your family and your stuff protected.
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5 Surprising Things You Didn't Know You Needed
Everyone with a birthday needs these things. We're here to help.
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5 Things to Survive the White Death
Spend your money wisely when shopping for snow supplies. Sudden blizzards will blanket your neighborhood with White Death: be prepared.
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Surviving the Sequester
Your government has cut 2.3 per cent of your federal budget to the bone. Government meddling plummets, the media has something to distract them from Benghazi. Here's a buying guide help you survive.
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Top 5 Things to Have for a NASCAR Race
It's fast, colorful, dangerous, and it goes in circles. It's not Congress, it's NASCAR.
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Mail Enhancement
It's referred to as 'snail mail' because it rhymes and people love a good joke at the expense of the USPS. Don't give up on a good letter in the mailbox.
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Presidential Gift List for Christmas
Here's a suggested gift list for the President on your list.
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Matt Cutts' Christmas List
We present the definitive Christmas wish list for Matt Cutts. Our favorite face of Google need a bunch of stuff and we're the ones to give it to him.
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Some Extremely Awful Hubs
If you're not an English teacher, take a few moments to check out my list. There's still a lot of objectionable nonsense out there for you to discover, if you have the thorax for it.
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Stuff you can get me for Christmas
We all know someone who wants something. They usually don't deserve it, but I do. After all the time I've spent crafting over 800 hubs for you and your family, it's time for you to give back. In the interest of efficiency I have engineered a handy list of presents for you to buy for me for...
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Buy Computer Stuff Online
Yes, it's true! Many computer parts can be ordered online.
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Buy Cat Stuff Online
Buy some stuff for your cat before it attacks you in your sleep.
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I am ready for more followers
Ready for more HubPages followers, I am.
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Buy Horses Online
Horse gear for the horse-conscious.
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5 simple things not to shoplift from Costco
Never shoplift anything, but especially these 5 crucial items.
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5 Surprising Things Never to Say to a Clown
5 things that will make your clown interaction much easier. We're here to help.
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5 Things You Shouldn’t Eat at a Restaurant
5 surprising things never to eat in a restaurant.
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This Month I Earned 43 Cents
Yay! I earned some money by writing online! You won't see this on Google.
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5 Surprising Sleep Tips
You can sleep, we promise. Here are bullet-proof sleeping tips from our experts.
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5 Things That May Cause Weight Gain
5 things that you eat that will gain you weight.
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10 sneaky diet busters that halt your weight loss
Here are 10 foods that will bust your diet.
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Control What The Internet Says About You, or not.
Make the Internet say nice things about you.
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Language Professors STILL Hate Him
Recently expounded upon the hatred of language professors, we did. Read more about that here.
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The Truth about Paul Ryan
He's young, vigorous, and attractive, relatively speaking. He's married. He used to work at McDonald's. No one disputes these facts. We must learn more before deploying our constitutionally-mandated right to vote. Don't stroll to the polls in November without digging deeper for more truth.
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The Top 9 Territories of the United States of America
Territories come and go, but they mostly go: much of the continental United States was classified territorial before statehood was granted. Probably the most famous example was the Louisiana Territory, unless you lived in Alaska when it became a territory often referred to as "Seward's Folly."...
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Things to do in Coolville when You're Alive
Run away from your problems and settle in Coolville. It's a great place to be from, but you'll feel welcome even if you were raised elsewhere.
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The Top 50 States in America
Without states, America would be The District of Columbia and a few clingy islands. We all have our favorite states: here are the top 50 states as picked by a gang of experts. If you disagree, write your own list or start your own state.
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Google to downgrade pirate sites in search results
Some folks would say that suing Google is akin to suing General Motors for making the car used to haul pirated DVDs. Those folks don't make their living producing digital media. Whether right or wrong, Google is permanently inserted into the debate.
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Media Bias in the Media
Blatant examples of media bias. Sometimes it's so unfair that these people must be called out.
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I want to be a Celebrity Chef
A Celebrity Chef is what I want to be. I can do and you can help, if you want.
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5 Foods to Never Eat
Eat whatever you want, as long as you don't pig out on these foods.
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Moving to Coolville: Useful Tips
A big truck pulls up in front of your house. Burly friendly men carefully pack up all your stuff, load it, and drive away. You're heading to Coolville!
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Coolville Muskrats
You need not be from Coolville to enjoy the majestic beasts populating this southwestern Ohio village.
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Coolville Gnats
We all love living in Coolville, but sometimes the bugs tend to annoy. This little village of about 400 people is no different from the remainder of southwestern Ohio when it comes to insects.
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Coolville Spats
Long a well-traveled east-west route through Ohio, The James A Rhodes Appalachian Highway passes through Coolville, Ohio on its way to West Virginia. This part of the country has hosted many famous battles, disagreements, tiffs, spats, dust-ups, and tête-à-têtes.
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Coolville Hats
Fortunately for you, hats popularized in Coolville can be ordered online. There's no need to speed down the James A Rhodes Appalachian Highway, risking a professional encounter with the Ohio State Patrol.
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Grumpy Goats: More Animal Mayhem
Animals launching themselves at each other comprise 16.7% of all online games. The birds got angry at the pigs, initiating avalanches of digital mayhem and copycats.
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People Not From Coolville
Coolville, Ohio, is a great place to be from. Here are interesting people not from there.
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Coolville Cats
Coolville Cats are all the rage on the Interweb these days... Varieties of cats share this .9 mi2 of real estate with over 500 sturdy Ohio folk. Current census data conveniently omits cat counts, therefore we can only assume precisely specific numbers of felines. Let's go with 425.
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I am not from Coolville, Ohio
I am not from Coolville, Ohio. I typically spend my spare time searching for myself.
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In The Dark? Get Enlightened
As all our psychics tend to say: "In the Dark? Get Enlightened." It's written on their cubicle wall and they never forget it. Pick out a mentalist from our stable of stars. They're here to help, mostly themselves, but they will keep you occupied until The Bachelorette comes on.
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One Weird Trick
Spend a little time online to learn strange and wonderful shortcuts virtually guaranteed to solve nagging problems. Your belly can be trimmed away, your hair restored, and your mortgage repaid (probably by the government) simply through the deployment of a single weird trick here and there
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I Sold a Cooling Towel
Evaporation provides free cooling for this towel. Water molecules infuse the fabric, but not for long. The molecules vibrate, absorbing energy in the process. Eventually individual molecules accumulate sufficient energy to break away from the towel: they become vapor.
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Our Internet Needs More Cats
In the interest of free cats, we provide photos of cats. Don't thank me, just gaze lovingly and resist the urge to pet your screen.
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There's no such thing as good writing
At the risk of being labeled substandard, I will dispel the #1 HubPages myth. You're welcome. We all need something to cling to, but enough electrons have been wasted by so-called experts.
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Share Your Story: Publish Your Book
Stories get told online these days. Trees need not be mangled into physical books. Mere electrons assemble into words, sentences, paragraphs, chapters, and epics, which can be more efficiently ignored by more people than any automated rejection system contrived by Borders and Barnes & Noble.
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I sold a pair of socks
Join me on a journey of sales and redemption.
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Can't We All Just Get A Long?
Everyone needs a little length in their lives.
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What Obama isn’t telling us
Honestly, how We The People can possibly allow this travesty to continue unabated eludes me. Stand up, people! Disallow this travesty. Abate it.
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Dinner with Barack Obama
The current president recently identified an opening in his busy schedule. In between haranguing Congress and chatting with Jimmy Kimmel, he has you penciled for a languid lunch.
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5 Reasons not to Learn JavaScript as Your First Programming Language
A new programmer needs a rigorous language and development environment that provides immediate feedback for syntax errors and potential logic errors.
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I want to be a Foodie
I want to be a foodie. Are you a foodie? Does exotic cuisine replete with unpronounceable spices cause your heart to beat faster and your arteries to clog more efficiently? I do.
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Today I Made a Nickel
Today I made a nickel, an eBay capsule worked. I picked a common item, I hoped that riches lurked.
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Glass Art Fish
There's no need to feed them or scrape algae from the sides of the tank when your fish are rendered in glass.
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Crab ArtGlass
Crab ArtGlass represents the pinnacle of crustacean craftmanship.
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Hoard Alive
Build your own hoard from hoards up for auction on eBay.
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Toast
Make toast. It's good.
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Oatmeal
An oatmeal recipe. Eat lots of oatmeal.
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Niche Markets
Herein we provide just a few narrow opportunities to make a buck before massive marketers swoop in to corner the market.
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Top 10 Reasons Why Horse Racing is Stupid
Top 10 reasons why horse racing is stupid.
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Host Your Website with HostPapa
A service company such as HostPapa will let you store your site on their computers.
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Safe Money
Protect your investments. Our favorite auction site provides numerous opportunities for money hiding contrivances that would fool 007 on his best day.
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Language Professors Hate Him
Ee focus laser-like on badly constructed grammar examples illustrated in-sutu as a benefit for budding online writers and bloggers and people learning English as a third language. It's all here.
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Can Coffee Save Your Life?
Science marches on, providing us little people with invaluable guidance and also valuable guidance. We understand that hamburgers and fries consumed at every meal will probably kill us in 50-70 years. We learn to moderate. What do we know about coffee?
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Pringles
Each of us fondly recalls our first edible encounter with Pringles.
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Buy Happiness on eBay
Look to our favorite online auction site, eBay, for cornucopias of opportunities for happiness. Simply bidding on your dream auction inspires spasms of joy heretofore available only by adding the Oprah Winfrey Network to your cable TV package.
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Buy Chicken on eBay
Chicken may be ordered online through our favorite auction site. PETA is not all that upset, as far as we know.
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Buy Junk Drawers on eBay
A junk drawer auctioned off on eBay might hold unexpected treasures.
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Top 10 Auction Sites that are eBay
The best online deals at eBay.
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Cheaper than Dirt
Sure, we can dig up the back yard for some free dirt, but bidding on eBay for other people's crud provides a much more enjoyable way to spend a rainy weekend at the computer.
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Childrens Watches
It's a fact of life: kids wear watches.
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Men's Watches on eBay
Bid on the most stylish styles guaranteed to keep your men happy. No male wants to be seen in public without at least one wristwatch adorning our collective muscular forearms.
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WoMens Watches on eBay
Everyone wants to know what time it is, but no one wants to make ask the person behind them in line at Starbucks.
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Stop Following Me and Buy Something
Stop reading my stuff and shop online for things to do. Go to eBay. Bid.
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Restrictions On Grants for Women
As indicated in the title, this type of funding does not have to be paid back to the taxpayers. The federal government wants every qualified woman to have a fair opportunity to attend college regardless of financial need or social status.
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Grants for Women
Free money for education is a basic human right for women. Every woman deserves a grant from the government in order to better herself by earning a college degree.
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Would You Go Back To School if You Qualified for a Grant?
Someone gives you free money. That's a grant. Going back to school on a government grant means that friendly caring folks in Washington, DC drop money into your checking account for you to pay your tuition bills.