Hermaphrodytes Only!!!

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  1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 10 years ago

    This one may not last long.

  2. profile image0
    ralwusposted 10 years ago

    I'm goona flag it! LOL

  3. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 10 years ago

    Come on! Gotta be someone out there! smile

  4. yoshi97 profile image65
    yoshi97posted 10 years ago

    Um ... Earnest ... uh ... I never woulda guessed ... smile

  5. Eric Graudins profile image60
    Eric Graudinsposted 10 years ago

    You rang?

  6. yoshi97 profile image65
    yoshi97posted 10 years ago

    Sorry, Eric ... two heads makes you a troglodyte. smile

  7. Ladybird33 profile image68
    Ladybird33posted 10 years ago

    OMG, this is funny and I had to spot by...sorry not one but trying to be noisy smile

  8. Pearldiver profile image78
    Pearldiverposted 10 years ago

    Buggar! It's raining here and there are hundreds of them all over my lawn! yikes

  9. Gemsong profile image72
    Gemsongposted 10 years ago

    *checking*

    Nope, sorry.

    1. yoshi97 profile image65
      yoshi97posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      doesn't count ... the committee needs to confirm your self-diagnosis. smile

  10. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 10 years ago

    you spelled it wrong...

    1. Pearldiver profile image78
      Pearldiverposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      C'mon Hot Tub........ the word is Spelt smile

      1. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        What does 'hot tub' mean? smile
        Are you saying I'm hot, bubbly, and dangerous to male scrotums?

        1. yoshi97 profile image65
          yoshi97posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          I didn't ask ... but I'm anxiously waiting to hear the answer. smile

        2. Pearldiver profile image78
          Pearldiverposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          Why Not? But are you inferring that there are female scotums?

          1. Colebabie profile image60
            Colebabieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            No of course not. Unless (keeping with the theme of the thread) they have androgen insensitivity.

            1. Pearldiver profile image78
              Pearldiverposted 10 years agoin reply to this

              lol BUSTED............. Arghhhhh!

        3. Daniel Carter profile image74
          Daniel Carterposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          BWA HA HA HA HA!!
          I actually think I've experienced that danger, and it wasn't even in a hot tub!

          I think I'm way out of my league here. I better go back to my quarter notes
          smile

  11. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 10 years ago

    As you can see, all Australians are hermaphrodites.

    Only the unique Tasmanians are both troglodytes and hermaphroditic.

    1. yoshi97 profile image65
      yoshi97posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      splitting hairs, are we? smile

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Not at all! The Tasmanians are not really Australian, they live on a bit of flotsam off the Victorian coast! smile

        1. yoshi97 profile image65
          yoshi97posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          lol! Careful now, or they'll be burning a wicker man in your honor tonight. smile

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            When I was a kid I wanted a Tasmanian for a pet. Or it may have been a Tasmanian tiger, I forget. smile

  12. Tom Cornett profile image80
    Tom Cornettposted 10 years ago

    Can out run all the girls and piss over a fence!  smile

  13. yoshi97 profile image65
    yoshi97posted 10 years ago

    ohhhhhhhh .... she so went there. lol! smile

  14. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 10 years ago

    big_smile
    So really, what's a Hot Tub?

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    sneakorocksolidposted 10 years ago

    Oh stop!

  16. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 10 years ago

    Ok so here's what urban dictionary says:
    Hot Tub: A woman who upon first meeting comes across as strikingly attractive but, who after time gradually loses her appeal.
    or
    A large attractive woman

    The other definition is something a girl does to a male body part smile

    1. yoshi97 profile image65
      yoshi97posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Let me think a moment to consider the proper response ...


      Bwwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      okay, I feel better now

    2. Pearldiver profile image78
      Pearldiverposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Frogdropping has an extensive knowledge of Hot Tub!
      A Large Attractive Woman - Really? It says that?
      Ummmm maybe you can search it on this site hmm

  17. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 10 years ago

    Should hermaphrodites get two votes?
    And if so, do Tasmanians get 4 votes?

  18. Ivorwen profile image77
    Ivorwenposted 10 years ago

    The only hermaphrodites I know are a goat and a cat...

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