Tell a random lie about the person above you

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  1. WaffleCheese profile image46
    WaffleCheeseposted 9 years ago

    It does look like I'm the first here, so go ahead . . . let me have it! (until the next person posts!)


    Enjoy!

    1. elisabethkcmo profile image73
      elisabethkcmoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      wafflecheese loves bacon flavored cheez whiz on his waffles

  2. Luciendasky profile image68
    Luciendaskyposted 9 years ago

    Elisabeth is 124 Years old

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    wordscribe41posted 9 years ago

    Luciendasky dines and dashes at least once per week.

    1. Luciendasky profile image68
      Luciendaskyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      They said to tell a lie... tee hee, just kiddin... Eagle Kiwi was born in Switzerland

  4. Ronaldos profile image61
    Ronaldosposted 9 years ago

    wordscribe41 - she never told anyone, but the 41 after her name, is actually her real age.

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      wordscribe41posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Not a lie, actually.  But, I turned 42.

      Ronaldo is Ronald McDonald's uncle.

      1. Ronaldos profile image61
        Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        HAHAH Good one Cute Stuff ! Must admit, you seriously look 19 - 20. I thought i was joking to find it being true. WOW

  5. WaffleCheese profile image46
    WaffleCheeseposted 9 years ago

    Ronaldos lost his virginity at a zoo.

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Wafflecheese is a homo.

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    zampanoposted 9 years ago

    ronaldo is hetero

  7. AEvans profile image77
    AEvansposted 9 years ago

    WaffleCheese had an affair with Madonna! Yes it is true. big_smile

  8. WaffleCheese profile image46
    WaffleCheeseposted 9 years ago

    haha!

    This is fun.

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Wafflecheese never finished school

      1. Ronaldos profile image61
        Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        AEvans has a dirty little mind

  9. AEvans profile image77
    AEvansposted 9 years ago

    zampano fell in love with Ronaldo's smile

  10. elisabethkcmo profile image73
    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    AEvans is sitting on something naughty in her pic

    1. AEvans profile image77
      AEvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Elizabeth took the pic and knows what it is! big_smile

      1. Ronaldos profile image61
        Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Aevans would like to tell us ?

        1. AEvans profile image77
          AEvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Ronaldo's knows too! smile

  11. WaffleCheese profile image46
    WaffleCheeseposted 9 years ago

    AEvans is allergic to beans, paperclip tycoons, wax paper, igloos, and graham crackers.

  12. Ronaldos profile image61
    Ronaldosposted 9 years ago

    AEvans told me and i DIG it smile.... i helped her.

  13. elisabethkcmo profile image73
    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    Ronaldos lives vicariously through others

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Like elisabethkcmo ! taught me well.

  14. WaffleCheese profile image46
    WaffleCheeseposted 9 years ago

    Wait. It was a chair, right?

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      NOPE..... a chair cant use batteries. We stole yours.

    2. AEvans profile image77
      AEvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      WaffleCheese wishes he was there and he would know what it was too! big_smile

      1. Ronaldos profile image61
        Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Wafflecheese was out wearing his fathers tights while bowling

        1. AEvans profile image77
          AEvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Ronaldo caught it on camera and posted it all over the internet.big_smile

          1. Ronaldos profile image61
            Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            DID NOT ! I keep it in my private archives smile late night snacks.... blah blah..

  15. WaffleCheese profile image46
    WaffleCheeseposted 9 years ago

    Oh yeah, I remember now.

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      So gimme a cheese waffle

  16. elisabethkcmo profile image73
    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    AEvans also has a 1 800 number

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      elisabethkcmo has 4 of them.

  17. elisabethkcmo profile image73
    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    wordscribe survives on a diet of french fries and chocolate shakes

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    wordscribe41posted 9 years ago

    elisabeth photoshops her hubber score daily.

    1. WaffleCheese profile image46
      WaffleCheeseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Good idea! 

      Wordscribe is accepting Ronaldo's cyber advances

      1. Ronaldos profile image61
        Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        smile And im FINE with that !

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          wordscribe41posted 9 years agoin reply to this

          smile

          1. Ronaldos profile image61
            Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            smile smile smile So wordscribe.......

        2. elisabethkcmo profile image73
          elisabethkcmoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Ronaldos is a player of legendary proportions

          1. Ronaldos profile image61
            Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            elisabethkcmo escaped from a museum...

    2. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      OMW I dig your sense a humour !

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    wordscribe41posted 9 years ago

    Ronaldos is still in his dayglow orange jumpsuit after escaping from the state penitentiary.

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      Redneckmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Wordscribe41 was kissin me all over last night, my old lady nearly caught us smile

      1. Ronaldos profile image61
        Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Pensioners still do that ?

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        wordscribe41posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Missing:  lacey underwear near the fern.  wink

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          Redneckmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Trophy smile

  20. Ronaldos profile image61
    Ronaldosposted 9 years ago

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

    1. WaffleCheese profile image46
      WaffleCheeseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ronaldos just caught on fire.

      Also, he just had the roof of his mouth cut by capn crunch cereal.

      1. Ronaldos profile image61
        Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Weeeeeeeeeedogggggieeeeeeeeee !!!! That's right !

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    wordscribe41posted 9 years ago

    Ronaldos uses a mood ring to figure out how he's feeling emotionally.

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      So what ! You gave it to me.

  22. elisabethkcmo profile image73
    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    wafflecheese was on the cover of sports illustrated
    swimsuit issue

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Gay edition ?

      1. elisabethkcmo profile image73
        elisabethkcmoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        no he's just that pretty

    2. WaffleCheese profile image46
      WaffleCheeseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      elisabethkcmo is so far the only hubber doing what they are supposed to do in this forum.

      Whoops, that wasn't a lie.

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        wordscribe41posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Fine, WC.  You teach knitting at a local community college.  Is that better?

        1. WaffleCheese profile image46
          WaffleCheeseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Again, not a lie. Haha

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    waffle cheese is really a female

  24. dohn121 profile image81
    dohn121posted 9 years ago

    Brenda bought those roses for me!

    1. WaffleCheese profile image46
      WaffleCheeseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      dohn121 won't tell the girl in the picture with him.

    2. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      dohn121 - Caught ! Look at his profile picture. He dates school girls.

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      remember when you sent me a picture of a bunch of flowers when i got 200 fans.... i photo copied it and kept it..... sorry i am messing this up..

      1. dohn121 profile image81
        dohn121posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        OMG, Brenda!  That's right!  They look as fresh as the day I gave them to you!

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          \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          forever in my heart...

  25. elisabethkcmo profile image73
    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    dohn121 has a girl glued to his face

  26. shamelabboush profile image67
    shamelabboushposted 9 years ago

    dohn, you said you'll buy me beer????

  27. elisabethkcmo profile image73
    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    wafflecheese and elisabeth are communicating telepathically

  28. mandybeau1 profile image57
    mandybeau1posted 9 years ago

    The person above me is not a wicked pirate but spends his days selling Corks. Where the hell did that come from?

  29. dohn121 profile image81
    dohn121posted 9 years ago

    mandy is really my alter-ego

    1. mandybeau1 profile image57
      mandybeau1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Now that is so not a lie.

      1. dohn121 profile image81
        dohn121posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I just fanned you (to make it look good lol )

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      Redneckmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Thats a lie, you can write.

      1. Ronaldos profile image61
        Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Redneckman just crapped himself...

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          Redneckmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          He really just did my Bertha just got free and shes my prize pig, I got to run or my old lady will tan my hide if I dont catch her. Goodday you dudes, I like this place.

          1. Ronaldos profile image61
            Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            See laterz !

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            \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            i wouold have a date with your pig, i like pigs

      2. mandybeau1 profile image57
        mandybeau1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Redneckman is so good looking its just unfair, and he is such a babe magnet all the other guys are so jealous:) hehheeheh Are you lying when you say he can write? I am confused love the tee shirt.

  30. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 9 years ago

    Mandy Accepted my Fanship And Welcome Back Message yikes

    1. mandybeau1 profile image57
      mandybeau1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Did I not do ity i thought I had.
      Pearldiver comes from  Australia Ouch.

    2. mandybeau1 profile image57
      mandybeau1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Accepted Now.

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    wordscribe41posted 9 years ago

    After taking this dog picture, pearl fried him up with some onions, Korean style.

  32. elisabethkcmo profile image73
    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    redneckman, like AEvans is sitting on something naughty in his pic

  33. profile image0
    wordscribe41posted 9 years ago

    Ronaldos wears banana hammocks (speedos) as his everyday underwear.

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You like that dont you?

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        wordscribe41posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Repulsed by 'em:  through-the-crack-ball-sacks are not for me.

        1. Ronaldos profile image61
          Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          You said it was sexy. K fine... come here and help me take em off !

          1. dohn121 profile image81
            dohn121posted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Don't forget the gold chain with the hood ornament!

    2. dohn121 profile image81
      dohn121posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      The piece of gum wordscribe is chewing is OUR piece of gum

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    wordscribe41posted 9 years ago

    Ronaldos' neck is permanently distorted to the right despite numberous surgeries and chiropractic adjustments.  And, changing from speedos to boxers.

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      OR maybe..... It is just because i do modelling.

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        wordscribe41posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        wink  It's a cool picture, just messin' with ya.

        1. Ronaldos profile image61
          Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          You got me worried there.. I thought we bonded sad LOL

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            wordscribe41posted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Nature of the thread, these lies and all.  Okay, Ronaldos has 16 kids.

    2. dohn121 profile image81
      dohn121posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Wordscribe is a gypsy who will tell you a fortune if you give her a quarter.

  35. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    Ronaldos lives on fiji island...

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      No but i would love 2

  36. elisabethkcmo profile image73
    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    wordscribes pic is emitting a strong hormone
    that attracts male hubbers

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      TRue that ! And dont forget... She has a beautiful smile 2

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        wordscribe41posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Have you noticed the piece of gum tucked into my left cheek?  That's why I like the picture, it's very me.  Quirky me.

        1. Ronaldos profile image61
          Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I like it ! I like it !

  37. Ronaldos profile image61
    Ronaldosposted 9 years ago

    wordscribe41 - is....... is.... yhm...... is wordscribe41

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    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    Ronaldos is 74...

    1. Ronaldos profile image61
      Ronaldosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      and a half !

  39. stuart747 profile image60
    stuart747posted 9 years ago

    The person above me keeps a little pet gerbil called steve in their right pocket

  40. Ronaldos profile image61
    Ronaldosposted 9 years ago

    No but i do have a pocket elf !

  41. stuart747 profile image60
    stuart747posted 9 years ago

    Is the elfs name steve?

  42. elisabethkcmo profile image73
    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    stuart747 is planning to break Roman Polanski out of jail

  43. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    elisabethkcmo was a james bond girl in a movie

  44. stuart747 profile image60
    stuart747posted 9 years ago

    elisabethkcmo is my get away driver

  45. dohn121 profile image81
    dohn121posted 9 years ago

    stuart747 is wanted in 7 different states.

  46. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    dohn121 likes the dallas cowboys smile

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    mtsii098  is soooooooo boring

  48. dohn121 profile image81
    dohn121posted 9 years ago

    Brenda's got a dirty little secret (and it's not ME!)

    1. elisabethkcmo profile image73
      elisabethkcmoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      dohn121 has a diary of dirty little secrets

  49. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    DOHN IS BALD

  50. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    elisabehkcmo.... is 8feet tall

 
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