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   ralwusposted 15 years ago

   don't believe her, I would never drag. too short.

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   frogdroppingposted 15 years ago

   I refute any/all/some claims. And how come so many frog lies? Pfffffft!
   
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   gemsong would spin a plate on her tongue while dancing naked to 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts' if she thought there was something in it for her
   
   jacob thinks he's chocolate and all the wimmin want a lick
   
   rehma is the go to guy for belly button fluff removal
   
   tantrum is a wannabe god

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   tantrumposted 15 years ago

   ralwus is very silly as he'sunder age

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      tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      We're crossing each other

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   Lisa HWposted 15 years ago

   If you think that picture of a puppy Pearldiver has for an avatar is just a picture of some cute puppy - wrong.  Pearldiver has been rumored to actually be a 40-year-old typing (and adorable) puppy with a rare genetic condition that prevents the appearance of aging while also making the puppy have a human's life span.
   
   Frogdropping is rumored to have had a torrid affair with the famous, Miss Piggy - but I heard it's only because Miss Piggy was on the rebound after a temporary break-up with Kermit.  Of course, we never know whether to believe rumors or not, but I believe this one.

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   ralwusposted 15 years ago

   tantrum IS god

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      frogdroppingposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Absolutely. The pantheon leader. The god of 'oh christ, here's another one'.

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   Gemsongposted 15 years ago

   Lisa HW is really the producer of Crime TV due to real live experience.

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   Rehma Jamshedposted 15 years ago

   ralwus was born yesterday

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   Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

   Lisa was a Yugoslavist Gymnast who migrated illegally 30 yrs ago ,as a stowaway. She has since recieved amensty and written two best selling novels.

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   Gemsongposted 15 years ago

   Eaglekiwi is really a talking bird with a fruit fetish.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Eaglekiwi is not aging, she is marinading

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    Jane Dee Summersposted 15 years ago

    Ralwus is hot!!!

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    I resent that!

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Ralwus is actually Dick Cheney, and on certain nights, he enjoys wearing a Superman costume, complete with cape and blue tights.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

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    Jane Dee Summersposted 15 years ago

    No comment oh great one!!

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    patfulposted 15 years ago

    Elizabeth sleeps with a security blanket.

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    archdawposted 15 years ago

    This was Patful 1930's graduation picture

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       Daniel Carterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       This is archdaw's bedchamber until Dracula calls...

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    Ralwus was on todays milk carton

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Hey, I feel left out! No one made up a lie about me! (Holle sticks bottom lip out and hangs head in dejection.)

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    A texan  fanned the President

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    That Holly is a real peach! Pits too.

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    habee was asked to remove her burhka for her last mugshot!

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       Daniel Carterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       ROFLOL!!!
       
       But that's okay, her burka was a US flag....

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          Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          oh ya naughty fing

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Awww...thanks, guys. Now I feel like one of the gang!

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    Gemsong appeared on Pin the Tail on that ...Pin the Tail on that ...Pin the ..

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    archdawposted 15 years ago

    eagle kiwi is really wonderwoman

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    habee has a secret gangster name, ms habee sha sha shadyyy

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    Archdaw has a house in the Bronx cultivating happy plants lol

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Wow, Eaglekiwi, that's what my students used to call me!

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       Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       How cool!! you must be then in real life too

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    habee and EK hate me!

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       rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       hes a woman.

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    rednck drives a black corvette and plays heavy metal to her roosters on Fridays..

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       rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       how is that a lie? 

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Yeah, it matched my stars-and-stripes bra and panties!

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    habee goes pantiless

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    <<~~~ has just mailed her favourite toe to Ralwus , so we can tip toe through the tulips together

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    that smacks of Van Gough

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Ralwus has a small tusk.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Well it's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Good one!

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    Gemsongposted 15 years ago

    habee has a subscription to Mad magazine.

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    Wordscibe appeared on Hustler but it was pulled for being overly masticated (is that a word) lol

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       rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       HAHAHA  IT MEANS CHEWED!!!! Ithink.....

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          Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          lol sorry ws was goin for the chewin gum thing

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             ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I got it. Aand I don't got much.

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                rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                ohhhhh..heh...sorry....i get out even less, see..i was thinkin you meant the PICTURE got chewed..dont ask

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                   ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Girl you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. Now, bout those chickens you torture.

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                      rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      oh,hmmm...is this a hijacking, or a neat random lie? 
                      ralwus really hates toes.

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                   Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   s'ok ,either  way it bombed hahaha..

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    Shadesbreathposted 15 years ago

    Eaglekiwi really is Xena the Warrior Princess

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    Gemsongposted 15 years ago

    Eaglekiwi has a clone of Xena for personal use.

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    Sarra Garrettposted 15 years ago

    Eaglekiwi really works for Burger King

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       Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Shh.. Jacks Back lol

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Eaglewiki knows her vocabulary well.

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       Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Sorry no spellcheck in here >>

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    Shadesbreath once dated Jenny Craig

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    There are 3 kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. Then there is Eaglewiki who will have to pee on the electric fence and find out for herself.

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       Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Yikes , s'plain , now Im gender confused ,lol, or did ya mean Im dumb ,noooo say it isnt soooo...

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    Gemsongposted 15 years ago

    Eaglekiwi's roommate is Hercules. And he constantly breaks things and scares the birds.

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    SkippingThruLifeposted 15 years ago

    Gemsong streaked across the football field on homecoming night her senior year.  Her high school almost didn't let her graduate with her class because of this stunt...

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       Gemsongposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       *grumble* Yeah... they said "Who's that GUY!"

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    OOOh I wish I could o' seen that.

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    WaffleCheeseposted 15 years ago

    Gemsong cannot get the Fraggle Rock theme song out of her head.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Waaht took ya so long? ya needed to check it? LOL

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       Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ouch.

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          wordscribe41posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          'scuse me, Kiwi and ralwus, you're interrupting the fibbing flow.

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