This is going to get Funky!

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    I want to know the strangest place you ever had sex.

    Not the specific sexual details, but the location details.

    Some of us may possibly have to post many times. This is permitted.

    Let's Go

    I was on the 7th hole of a golf course in Houston Texas at high noon, 115 degrees in the shade and it was a hole in one! lol

    Of course we were kicked from the club, but it didn't seem to matter somehow.

    I was 30.

    And I love to golf. 

    Every time I hit off the 7th hole my flashback occurs big_smile

    And you?

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      a hole in one!!!!!  lol
      hmmmm....strangest place...does the kitchen table count?
      or, the back of the van while camping, in the middle of the day.

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    lol

  3. fishtiger58 profile image69
    fishtiger58posted 14 years ago

    In our boat on our honeymoon in a secluded bay on a lake. Or at least I hope it was secluded lol.

  4. Niteriter profile image61
    Niteriterposted 14 years ago

    The memory is misty and dim. I was thoroughly intoxicated... by love (I swear). I recall a clover-perfumed meadow, a large shade tree, and a fallen tree trunk with the perfect degree of softness.

    At the appropriate moment my true love began to wriggle and moan, and eventually to scream. My chest puffed out with pride, I envisioned myself as the world's most pursued lover, and I slipped into an oblivion that excluded all but my own pleasure... until I saw the ants on my true love's neck.

    My memory, still misty and dim, fades to a scene of being severely beaten with a bra buckle and nastily chastened (by the same ecreaming voice I had enjoyed earlier) for being the world's most insensitive beast.

    The next day I went into the priesthood.

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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      maudine_05posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!!!!

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        zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        some people should never be left alone during sex intercourse...

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        Friendlywordposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You're all lightweights! Belvedere Castle, the middle of Central Park, New York. About 2 in the afternoon.

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          lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          YOU WIN lol  and I saw you too lol

  5. Randy Godwin profile image60
    Randy Godwinposted 14 years ago

    On a motorcycle....

  6. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    I promised I wouldnt kiss n tell lol

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    lynnechandlerposted 14 years ago

    I don't think I can answer this on the grounds it might incriminate me, lol.

  8. Niteriter profile image61
    Niteriterposted 14 years ago

    Self incrimination is such a small price to pay for a good story!

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      lynnechandlerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, not sure how good a story it is but um yeah best left in the dark on a car hood outside the club.

  9. Black Lilly profile image61
    Black Lillyposted 14 years ago

    In a car accelerating downhill. Did not notice that until it hit something...

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      nice one big_smile

      1. Black Lilly profile image61
        Black Lillyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile not so nice there and then - it hurt big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    what about sheep?

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    No kill I big_smile

  12. Black Lilly profile image61
    Black Lillyposted 14 years ago

    Hey, sheep should have pretty good tricks... Denno, please share big_smile
    Should be lot of.. ahem... sheep-somes?

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    It would take a hub just to touch on the not-so-startling ones. lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

    2. Black Lilly profile image61
      Black Lillyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      we are in no hurry.

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        chicken or sheep? lol

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          Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Or both, or more? Or....Man, here I go..... wink

  14. Black Lilly profile image61
    Black Lillyposted 14 years ago

    chicken, sheep, pigs...

    who cares? Forum was supposed to be about sex anyway.

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    Colebabieposted 14 years ago

    On the beach.

    In a car in the parking lot of Target (don't ask)

    On a balcony of a hotel

    On a balcony of a cruise ship

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      Colebabieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh yeah. That was in his mom's car. I still feel bad about it. hmm She traded it in the next week, but I still feel bad...

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        That does suck, the car I mean - poor mom - were you hurt?

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          Colebabieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          She never knew about it. Hurt how? Like by the gear shifter? Nah, it was pretty roomy.

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            lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            whew, good thing girl lol

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      mtsi1098posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well I have 2 of these 4 smile

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Beach ones are always fun smile

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      In a herd? lol

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        Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Always in threes. smile

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          zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Must be quite funky under all that wool !

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    next to her husband's bedroom...

  18. Black Lilly profile image61
    Black Lillyposted 14 years ago

    Back to the topic.

    >>>snipped by myself<<<

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    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    um...foot of the bed....! roll

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      Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      A whole foot? lol

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        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        well, she did say, strangest....yikes

        (LOL @ zam)

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          Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          'Nuff said....

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol...u laughing behind our backs??! yikes

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          Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I've no idea where that came from. big_smile

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            myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            yeah sure...!

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              Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Um, okay I do. lol

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      zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ummmm. Naughty girl.

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    tony0724posted 14 years ago

    On a baseball field . I was a teenager and could,nt afford a hotel room !

    1. Anath profile image61
      Anathposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Got it!

  21. wyanjen profile image72
    wyanjenposted 14 years ago

    In the dark room, during photo lab in college...

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    Vertical for ever

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      Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Umm, I don't kno...anything after four hours and you're gonna need to consult a physician.... big_smile

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        zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol I was talking about the foot of the bed

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        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol that long??

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          Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Some of us are just gifted.....wink

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            myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            its sheep not a horse, don't forget! yikes

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              Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Hey! I do recall my uncle, Mr. Ed ,telling me I was gonna be all set in life big_smile

    2. myownworld profile image75
      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      well, u can change direction u know....wink

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        zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Ummm.
        imagine it becoming a river bed. smile

  23. Anath profile image61
    Anathposted 14 years ago

    A ruined building -only 3 walls no roof.

    A restaurant's toilet.

    His house while his parents were preparing diner and he was supposed to show me the house.  Somehow we got "stuck" in the toilet *_*

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    tony0724posted 14 years ago

    Once I saw Anath here I just had to check it out !

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      Anathposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You cheeky monkey.  You did not kiss and tell Tony, come on...  I wrote down my mildest ones, surely you can come up with at least one place *_*

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        tony0724posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Look at the earlier post Anath 1 But thx for sharing ! big_smile

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago

    I was visiting my college friends about a year after I graduated. The friend I was staying with hated my ex and my ex was living with her girlfriend that she left me for . . . long story short, the cops interrupted us at this 'make-out point' north of Scranton. Eventually, we just parked in some stranger's driveway near downtown Scranton and did it there.

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      zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      a bit complex, Jonathan.
      Was it a girl?

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image59
        Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        No, not a girl, but a fully-developed woman!

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          zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Wow bless you son!
          That's unmatchable !

          1. Jonathan Janco profile image59
            Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I'm sure it's not unmatchable. Someone will come up with something.

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              zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              I meant that a "full-developed woman" is unmatchable.
              And as the poet said :

              You cannot possibly know every women in the world.
              But nothing keeps you from trying...

  26. kephrira profile image60
    kephriraposted 14 years ago

    I got interupted by a security guard in a car park once... I thought it was funny but she was mortified we'd been seen.

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Okay, so you DID make to third base, then? lol

    1. tony0724 profile image60
      tony0724posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      YUP ! On a bunt single !!! big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Loving this Hubbers - a bunch of highly creative, intelligent writers sharing intellectual life experiences with one another.  We are truly amazing lol

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      zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Is that a "full-developed woman's" irony ?
      hehehe

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Full eeeee lol

  29. Black Lilly profile image61
    Black Lillyposted 14 years ago

    Parked somewhere that seemed to be a remote area by the river. Middle of the day, bright sunshine, car windows not tinted.
    Unfortunately, there was some local kids favourite spot or something.
    "Woke up" when there were about 10 kids surrounding the car and an embarrased policeman knocking on car window.

    Morals: watch out for kids big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    37,000 feet, Air Canada, toilet wouldn't stop flushing and my foot was stained blue for 3 days from that stupid annoying, unstoppable toilet chemical.  Never did finish either - the flushing that is lol

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      Niteriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm relieved to see you didn't mention my name! Hee Haw!

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        xoxo wink

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    Rhianni32posted 14 years ago

    Apparently I am rather boring.
    Different places in my house is all.  But I now have the beginnings of a good checklist!

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I have a fairly comfortable car.
    But I think I'll buy a better model with tainted glass, maybe.
    As I would not buy an airplane...

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      Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Stained glass? lol

    2. Black Lilly profile image61
      Black Lillyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile big_smile big_smile
      well, it proves to be necessary at times...

  33. myownworld profile image75
    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    A foot is a brilliant tool......

    (((how sad am I?? yikes)))

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Last seat at night on a Greyhound bus - private enough until I realized windows act as mirrors in the evening with the buses lighting.   And here I thought it was late and quiet because everyone was sleeping.  Perv's  lol

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      Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, yeah they're all Pervs. big_smile

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        hmm:

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      zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Chauffeur's regal...

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    Crowded restaurant.
    Finger play... but so good.

    hehehe
    I love this game

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      should have had the fries lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      you play piano?  so cool.

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    there were no fries.
    (Apart from hot fingers)
    I too appreciate the high intellectual level of this thread

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      hot sauce maybe too lol

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        zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I'm still licking my fingers

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    On a thick warm furry sheepskin rug. lol lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I Just Denno sometimes lol

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        Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile

    2. Black Lilly profile image61
      Black Lillyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh please don't start that again - I'm hungry!!!

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    On a ship, under very rough weather.
    It was a nice touch of random movement to it...

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      for the ship or the weather lol hmm:

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        zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        for all

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    Hi Denno.
    How are things at the sheepfold at night ?

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      or with the farmers in the day? lol

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      Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I think I am still frightened(shudders)

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Do sheep cum? hmm:

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      Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      As in Cum Laude? big_smile

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        well of course roll

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    With 54 chromosome pairs for Dolly's friend.
    What colour ?

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    OK, the conservative, respectable, and reserved person lol  with the most posts;   gets to eat, I mean take Denno out for cock tales tonight.  lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Hey, where's all the funky hubbers at? sad

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    hello hello hello o o o o o o

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    on a  cobblestone brick driveway, don't know who's mind you lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    why's no one playing - we've all been saved, if you have not yet, go to other forum and you will be saved lol

  47. Cagsil profile image73
    Cagsilposted 14 years ago

    You seek me out for knowledge and yet I give you wisdom.

    Are you any smarter?

    lol

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      zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      c'mon Cagsil. Relax
      Have a drink.

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      zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm going now, for a little practice.
      It was a pleasure to meet you all here.
      Thank you SingRay for these moments.

  48. Cagsil profile image73
    Cagsilposted 14 years ago

    Whatever unanswered questions in life, only creates confusion and ever-lasting false sense of direction.

    Ask for knowledge. Receive Wisdom!

    lol lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      and you will be saved lol

      1. Cagsil profile image73
        Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol cool lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    hmmmm.... hmm:

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    G'moring.
    Have a nice day.

 
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