This is going to get Funky!

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   lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

   I want to know the strangest place you ever had sex.
   
   Not the specific sexual details, but the location details.
   
   Some of us may possibly have to post many times. This is permitted.
   
   Let's Go
   
   I was on the 7th hole of a golf course in Houston Texas at high noon, 115 degrees in the shade and it was a hole in one!
   
   Of course we were kicked from the club, but it didn't seem to matter somehow.
   
   I was 30.
   
   And I love to golf. 
   
   Every time I hit off the 7th hole my flashback occurs
   
   And you?

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      a hole in one!!!!! 
      hmmmm....strangest place...does the kitchen table count?
      or, the back of the van while camping, in the middle of the day.

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   lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

   

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   fishtiger58posted 8 years ago

   In our boat on our honeymoon in a secluded bay on a lake. Or at least I hope it was secluded lol.

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   Niteriterposted 8 years ago

   The memory is misty and dim. I was thoroughly intoxicated... by love (I swear). I recall a clover-perfumed meadow, a large shade tree, and a fallen tree trunk with the perfect degree of softness.
   
   At the appropriate moment my true love began to wriggle and moan, and eventually to scream. My chest puffed out with pride, I envisioned myself as the world's most pursued lover, and I slipped into an oblivion that excluded all but my own pleasure... until I saw the ants on my true love's neck.
   
   My memory, still misty and dim, fades to a scene of being severely beaten with a bra buckle and nastily chastened (by the same ecreaming voice I had enjoyed earlier) for being the world's most insensitive beast.
   
   The next day I went into the priesthood.

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      

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      maudine_05posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!!!!

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         zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

         some people should never be left alone during sex intercourse...

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         Friendlywordposted 8 years agoin reply to this

         You're all lightweights! Belvedere Castle, the middle of Central Park, New York. About 2 in the afternoon.

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            lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            YOU WIN   and I saw you too

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   Randy Godwinposted 8 years ago

   On a motorcycle....

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   Eaglekiwiposted 8 years ago

   I promised I wouldnt kiss n tell

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   lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

   I don't think I can answer this on the grounds it might incriminate me, lol.

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   Niteriterposted 8 years ago

   Self incrimination is such a small price to pay for a good story!

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      lynnechandlerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, not sure how good a story it is but um yeah best left in the dark on a car hood outside the club.

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   Black Lillyposted 8 years ago

   In a car accelerating downhill. Did not notice that until it hit something...

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      nice one

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         Black Lillyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

         not so nice there and then - it hurt

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    what about sheep?

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    Denno66posted 8 years ago

    No kill I

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    Black Lillyposted 8 years ago

    Hey, sheep should have pretty good tricks... Denno, please share
    Should be lot of.. ahem... sheep-somes?

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    Denno66posted 8 years ago

    It would take a hub just to touch on the not-so-startling ones.

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       lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       

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       Black Lillyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       we are in no hurry.

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          chicken or sheep?

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             Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

             Or both, or more? Or....Man, here I go.....

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    Black Lillyposted 8 years ago

    chicken, sheep, pigs...
    
    who cares? Forum was supposed to be about sex anyway.

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    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    On the beach.
    
    In a car in the parking lot of Target (don't ask)
    
    On a balcony of a hotel
    
    On a balcony of a cruise ship

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       Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Oh yeah. That was in his mom's car. I still feel bad about it. She traded it in the next week, but I still feel bad...

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          That does suck, the car I mean - poor mom - were you hurt?

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             Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

             She never knew about it. Hurt how? Like by the gear shifter? Nah, it was pretty roomy.

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                lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                whew, good thing girl

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       mtsi1098posted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Well I have 2 of these 4

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    Denno66posted 8 years ago

    Beach ones are always fun

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       lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       In a herd?

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          Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Always in threes.

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             zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

             Must be quite funky under all that wool !

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    zampanoposted 8 years ago

    next to her husband's bedroom...

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    Black Lillyposted 8 years ago

    Back to the topic.
    
    >>>snipped by myself<<<

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    myownworldposted 8 years ago

    um...foot of the bed....!

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       Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

       A whole foot?

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          myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          well, she did say, strangest....
          
          (LOL @ zam)

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             Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

             'Nuff said....

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          

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             myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

             lol...u laughing behind our backs??!

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             Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

             I've no idea where that came from.

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                myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                yeah sure...!

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                   Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                   Um, okay I do.

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       zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Ummmm. Naughty girl.

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    tony0724posted 8 years ago

    On a baseball field . I was a teenager and could,nt afford a hotel room !

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       Anathposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Got it!

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    wyanjenposted 8 years ago

    In the dark room, during photo lab in college...

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    zampanoposted 8 years ago

    Vertical for ever

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       Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Umm, I don't kno...anything after four hours and you're gonna need to consult a physician....

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          zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I was talking about the foot of the bed

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          myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          that long??

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             Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

             Some of us are just gifted.....

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                myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                its sheep not a horse, don't forget!

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                   Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                   Hey! I do recall my uncle, Mr. Ed ,telling me I was gonna be all set in life

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       myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       well, u can change direction u know....

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          zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Ummm.
          imagine it becoming a river bed.

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    Anathposted 8 years ago

    A ruined building -only 3 walls no roof.
    
    A restaurant's toilet.
    
    His house while his parents were preparing diner and he was supposed to show me the house.  Somehow we got "stuck" in the toilet *_*

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    tony0724posted 8 years ago

    Once I saw Anath here I just had to check it out !

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       Anathposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       You cheeky monkey.  You did not kiss and tell Tony, come on...  I wrote down my mildest ones, surely you can come up with at least one place *_*

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          tony0724posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Look at the earlier post Anath 1 But thx for sharing !

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 8 years ago

    I was visiting my college friends about a year after I graduated. The friend I was staying with hated my ex and my ex was living with her girlfriend that she left me for . . . long story short, the cops interrupted us at this 'make-out point' north of Scranton. Eventually, we just parked in some stranger's driveway near downtown Scranton and did it there.

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       zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       a bit complex, Jonathan.
       Was it a girl?

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          Jonathan Jancoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          No, not a girl, but a fully-developed woman!

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             zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

             Wow bless you son!
             That's unmatchable !

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                Jonathan Jancoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                I'm sure it's not unmatchable. Someone will come up with something.

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                   zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                   I meant that a "full-developed woman" is unmatchable.
                   And as the poet said :
                   
                   You cannot possibly know every women in the world.
                   But nothing keeps you from trying...

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    kephriraposted 8 years ago

    I got interupted by a security guard in a car park once... I thought it was funny but she was mortified we'd been seen.

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    Denno66posted 8 years ago

    Okay, so you DID make to third base, then?

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       tony0724posted 8 years agoin reply to this

       YUP ! On a bunt single !!!

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    Loving this Hubbers - a bunch of highly creative, intelligent writers sharing intellectual life experiences with one another.  We are truly amazing

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       zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Is that a "full-developed woman's" irony ?
       hehehe

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Full eeeee

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    Black Lillyposted 8 years ago

    Parked somewhere that seemed to be a remote area by the river. Middle of the day, bright sunshine, car windows not tinted.
    Unfortunately, there was some local kids favourite spot or something.
    "Woke up" when there were about 10 kids surrounding the car and an embarrased policeman knocking on car window.
    
    Morals: watch out for kids

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    37,000 feet, Air Canada, toilet wouldn't stop flushing and my foot was stained blue for 3 days from that stupid annoying, unstoppable toilet chemical.  Never did finish either - the flushing that is

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       Niteriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       I'm relieved to see you didn't mention my name! Hee Haw!

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          xoxo

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    Rhianni32posted 8 years ago

    Apparently I am rather boring.
    Different places in my house is all.  But I now have the beginnings of a good checklist!

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    zampanoposted 8 years ago

    I have a fairly comfortable car.
    But I think I'll buy a better model with tainted glass, maybe.
    As I would not buy an airplane...

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       Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Stained glass?

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       Black Lillyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       
       well, it proves to be necessary at times...

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    myownworldposted 8 years ago

    A foot is a brilliant tool......
    
    (((how sad am I?? )))

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    Last seat at night on a Greyhound bus - private enough until I realized windows act as mirrors in the evening with the buses lighting.   And here I thought it was late and quiet because everyone was sleeping.  Perv's 

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       Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Oh, yeah they're all Pervs.

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          :

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       zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Chauffeur's regal...

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    zampanoposted 8 years ago

    Crowded restaurant.
    Finger play... but so good.
    
    hehehe
    I love this game

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       lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       should have had the fries

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       lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       you play piano?  so cool.

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    zampanoposted 8 years ago

    there were no fries.
    (Apart from hot fingers)
    I too appreciate the high intellectual level of this thread

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       lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       hot sauce maybe too

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          zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I'm still licking my fingers

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    On a thick warm furry sheepskin rug.

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       lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       I Just Denno sometimes

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          Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          

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       Black Lillyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Oh please don't start that again - I'm hungry!!!

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    zampanoposted 8 years ago

    On a ship, under very rough weather.
    It was a nice touch of random movement to it...

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       lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       for the ship or the weather :

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          zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          for all

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    zampanoposted 8 years ago

    Hi Denno.
    How are things at the sheepfold at night ?

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       lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       or with the farmers in the day?

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       Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

       I think I am still frightened(shudders)

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    Do sheep cum? :

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       Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

       As in Cum Laude?

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          well of course

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    zampanoposted 8 years ago

    With 54 chromosome pairs for Dolly's friend.
    What colour ?

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    OK, the conservative, respectable, and reserved person   with the most posts;   gets to eat, I mean take Denno out for cock tales tonight. 

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    Hey, where's all the funky hubbers at?

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    hello hello hello o o o o o o

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    on a  cobblestone brick driveway, don't know who's mind you

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why's no one playing - we've all been saved, if you have not yet, go to other forum and you will be saved

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    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    You seek me out for knowledge and yet I give you wisdom.
    
    Are you any smarter?
    
    

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       zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       c'mon Cagsil. Relax
       Have a drink.

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       zampanoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       I'm going now, for a little practice.
       It was a pleasure to meet you all here.
       Thank you SingRay for these moments.

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    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    Whatever unanswered questions in life, only creates confusion and ever-lasting false sense of direction.
    
    Ask for knowledge. Receive Wisdom!
    
    

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       lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       and you will be saved

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          Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    hmmmm.... :

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    zampanoposted 8 years ago

    G'moring.
    Have a nice day.

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