YOU WANT ME TO WHHHAAATT!

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   Gracious Octoberposted 15 years ago

   What is the craziest request...alright let me refrase myself what is the craziest DECENT proposal that was ever made to you concerning any subject ACCEPT intercourse...this should be very interesting.

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   sneakorocksolidposted 15 years ago

   My wife has said that to me right before she hit me and said what the hell is wrong with you!

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   Colebabieposted 15 years ago

   I work at a restaurant and I had a woman ask me to box up a carrot and a french fry.

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      sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I hope she knew how to tip!

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         Colebabieposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         No not at all. I have lotssss of stories. You wouldn't believe how rude some people are.

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            sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Well believe it or not I'm a very generous tipper. If I get good service with a smile, they get my money. I'm a sucker for a woman with a pretty smile.

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   Colebabieposted 15 years ago

   That's very nice of you. Trust me the server appreciates it.

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   pylos26posted 15 years ago

   By using the word “accept”…do you mean to “deny” or “allow” the word intercourse to be used?

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      Gracious Octoberposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      oops lol

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   Colebabieposted 15 years ago

   I think they meant, "except"

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   pylos26posted 15 years ago

   Thought it might be an error...

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   Tamarii2posted 15 years ago

   When you have money and friends think you are going to pay their bills,education...etc."You want me to whhhaaatt!"
   And they are serious....

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   archdawposted 15 years ago

   When a girlfriend wants met to call their boyfriend and act like he gave me his number the night before.

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years ago

    my daughters EX 16 yr old boyfriend calls me, out of the blue last week, they only dated a week- I found out he was the biggest 16 yr old drug head and her and I got rid of him fast..any he calls Saturday, ( sounding wasted ) I wrecked my mom's blazer and kiled 2 13 yr old girls who did not have seat belts on, can find anyone with a metal pipe to scrape..I need to get high..this was 3 am and I have not indulged in that stuff for 7 years now...
    
    who the heck does he thnk he is..he called 27 times till my man answered and said BOY YOU GOT A PROBLEM, WHY DONT YOU JUST COME HERE AND TALK TO ME YOU CHICKENSHEET...he has not called since...

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