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   DogSiDaedposted 15 years ago

   Which incidentally was a wig, due to the radio and chemotherapy

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   shazwellynposted 15 years ago

   Confused, she lit that joint from her pocket with the gun lighter.  She drew in a deep smoky breath and

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      DogSiDaedposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      got Emphysema. "Oh...

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   Denno66posted 15 years ago

   what a mess I've made on my shirt" she said.

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   "I shouldn't have had a joint on top of all those hallucinogens! Oh, ohhhhh! what is that crawling up my leg"

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   DogSiDaedposted 15 years ago

   "Why it's a tiny Ashton Kutcher! Mannnn I lovvved The Butterfly Effect, but please stop climbing my leg because my tights are laddering."
   Then she

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   shazwellynposted 15 years ago

   realised that she was totally off her head! The world was whirling, she was seeing butterflies.. she was a butterfly!

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   Her multi-faceted eyes were absorbing the colorful spinning world around her and she could see her monarch wings lazily flapping next to her. She felt like flying off somewhere, so she

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   shazwellynposted 15 years ago

   did.  Only 'plonk', it was just an illusion.  She found herself in a big, mucky

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   Denno66posted 15 years ago

   puddle of mud that dragged her legs down as she struggled to free herself from

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    the grip of the piano bench.  "Oh my, is that mud all over my floor? or is it

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    another illusion?  "I have mud spluttered on my pretty dress from that car that went by.  It splashed all over me.  Yuck!"

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    splashed me while it drove by at light speed.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    just drove through the wall of my room! Oh why does everything happen to me?  Now I'll have to

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    take more acid and get my bearings

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    Ella relights the joint.  She could never say

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    how much she smokes in the course of a day, but it's incredibly

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    confusing.  Getting stoned, she thought, doesn't make for a good story - it just gets too trippy.  Those weeks in rehab only taught her to roll a better joint.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    She realized that her best skill was rolling spliffs so, she started to

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    do that but then she thought maybe things will get better if I go to a meeting.  Yes, that's what I'll do she thought.  She got dressed and started down the street to the nearest AA meeting and at the corner

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    she thought... 'why am I going to AA, I don't have an alcohol problem!'  These drugs were really messing her up, so

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    she decided to stop at that little Italian restaurant, the one with

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    that cute waiter.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    who supplied her with the best weed in the world

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    'Oh my God, what am I doing?' she thought...

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Denno, she said when she saw him, Thanks for the great weed, but what was in that drink you slipped me last night?  I've been hallucinating all day, and worse my

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    left leg is eerily numb

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I may need to tell the Dr what was in that drink if I can't come down soon." Denno looked at her with surprise, "But I didn't even

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    ppput anything in that last batch!" he stammered.

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    Ella always knew that Denno was a drug dealer.  She was prepared to pimp for him because she loved him so.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    But this was way too weird - "Well, Denno baby, I have been hallucinating up the wahoo all day and no one else I know has those kinda drugs.  You musta done something!  THINK!" She sat down and ordered the ravioli and a glass of red

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    wine. Cabernet was her favorite. This place had the best Cabs in town.

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    Ella really did have a problem.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    She tended to forget how much she drank before she would hop on her bike and mow down the neighborhood cats

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    This was a secret hobby of hers.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    and with those wild drugs tripping through her body this was not the time to try to quit drinking.  When the ravioli finally arrived she

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    threw up everywhere!

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    then collected it in a bucket for the neighborhood dogs

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Strange" thought Ella, "those dogs don't look much like they used to.  They look more like

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years ago

    so I shot the idiot who got too close to giving my boxers vomit

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    You need illustrations

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Ella lay in a pool of her own blood staring up at the first person person . . . "how

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    on Earth did I think that feeding dogs puke was a good idea?" she spat

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Ella crawled under a table where she could more closely examine her wound. "Oh goody, only a flesh wound!  I can still go to the club!"

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    so she hobbled out the door to grab a taxi

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    She flagged down a yellow cab and jumped in the back."Quick, take me to Club Joy Boy A Go Go - and there's a big tip in it for you~!"

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years ago

    but the cab driver decided to give her a "BIG TIP"

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    and the next five seconds were Earth-Shattering

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    The cab driver's name was Aloin Beaajrk and he was from Columbia.  "Pleeese, you are so deelicious in that jump suit.  I even love the blood.  Pleeese, let me just give you a big tip!"

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years ago

    so she told him to pull over quickly, she really wanted to get her "Big Tip"

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