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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   "Very glad to obleege," said Aloin.  "Here is the beeg teep I have for you . . .

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   B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years ago

   so it seems she is not a good girl after all, she obliged and took her tip generously

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   Denno66posted 15 years ago

   just then Glen Quagmire knocked on the cab window...

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   B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years ago

   and GIGGITY, GIGGITY, GIGGGGIIIITTTTYYYY..he joined the fun, he had a tip for her too

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   tantrumposted 15 years ago

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      Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Educational.

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   cally2posted 15 years ago

   She staggered and slipped out of the cab.

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   Denno66posted 15 years ago

   Glen ran the other way as fast as he could and the cab driver smiled and slammed the door.

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   cally2posted 15 years ago

   he screamed as he caught his big tip

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   B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years ago

   poor Quagmire, he now has to call Joe and Cleveland for help, Peter was too drunk to help

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Quickly Ella got in the driver's seat while the cabdriver, Aloin, was screaming.  "Sorry.  Gotta go." she smiled, and with a squeel of tires drove off

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years ago

    with Quagmire still stuck with his "Thoughfull Tip" wedged in the door

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Ella laughed demonically as she dragged Quagmire down the street.  "I thought it was Aloin, the cabdriver whose thoughtful tip had backfired!  Do I know you?  What's your name?" she shouted, smiling at Quagmire with her most inviting look. "Answer me!  Do I know you from somewhere?"

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    "Stop" Quagmire called out to her.  Ella, in her drug-addled mind was trying to pick up the very guy whose "thoughtful tip" was slammed in the door of the cab she had stolen and was driving at top speeds while he hung on for dear life, among other things.  Finally, she had to stop for a stop light.  Quagmire opened the door and fell to the ground, but Ella didn't notice and when the light changed she started off again

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    But she was very tired and although she really wanted to go to the Joy Boy A Go Go Club, she wasn't sure if she should

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    ThoughtfulSpotposted 15 years ago

    Wow... I never quite imagined this when I started the thread this afternoon... I can't even keep up with you guys for an updated story post.  This one has taken on a life of its own... I set it free.  Be free little thread... be free.  Just like Ella in her demonic wonderland.

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    mel22posted 15 years ago

    ...so she took a few steps and suddenly realized she was standing right in front of the big bag of money she had seen earlier. She thought to herself " Now I can buy...

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    lots of tissues' as she felt something damp.  The tissue in her pocket wasn't enough to cover the remainders of 'the tips' those guys had given Ella.

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    T. S. Unamiposted 15 years ago

    -But just as she was reaching for the bag, she saw

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    a magical butterfly wing past her holding the tissue that she yearned for - her knickers were very damp!

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    glen quagmire had done his brief job well, but

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       Clara Ghomesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       but she was scared of... :-s

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    getting the giggity giggity goo gene

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    Then something weird happened...  Her stomach started to swell.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    it felt like something was crawling along inside her

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    Ella panicked.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    she ran to the side of the road where there was a mirror

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    weblogposted 15 years ago

    that's a big mistake

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    Mirrors in the roads are deceiving!

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    they made her look like Denno, what the heck?

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    she didn't know she was so pretty !

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    oh boy! How did I get this beautiful? she thought.

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    myownworldposted 15 years ago

    and then she put on her best bikini....

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    and strutted her stuff down the street, obviously pleased with herself

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    showing off her ever increasing bulge.  With the concave mirror in hand she

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    myownworldposted 15 years ago

    started to flash....

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    It was a signal from the light as it reflected from the mirror.  Ella was very talented, she know the light code.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    and stopped to fidget with her midsection a bit

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    By now the lump had increased to the shape of a mushroom.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    it reminded her that she was getting low on her own supply of them

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    She remembered the 'big tipsters' in the taxi.  Could one of them been an alien?

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    it reminded her of an old X-files episode where...

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    a human gave birth to a flesh eating mushroom.  She felt pain and heaved...

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    myownworldposted 15 years ago

    aliens had made love with kelly in her bikini....and what a gooey hot mess it was...
    (yikes, I didnt just write that!!

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    myownworld had just written the secret to the aliens' plans to dominate Earth by...

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    some hubbers like tantrum...

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       myownworldposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       ....and slowly getting everyone to strip....

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    L. Andrew Marrposted 15 years ago

    Eating a cheese sandwich

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    inseminating as many woman who were high on acid and dope.  Ella fit the criteria!

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    she was the perfect specimen for Quagmire the alien that was certain..

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    Quagmire was no longer interested in Ella.  He had been there and worn the t shirt.  He was gunning for Tantrum!

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    he was about to meet his match, however, ...

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    Tantrum proceeded to inseminate him!  She was a different alien from another galaxy.

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