"Very glad to obleege," said Aloin. "Here is the beeg teep I have for you . . .
so it seems she is not a good girl after all, she obliged and took her tip generously
and GIGGITY, GIGGITY, GIGGGGIIIITTTTYYYY..he joined the fun, he had a tip for her too
Glen ran the other way as fast as he could and the cab driver smiled and slammed the door.
poor Quagmire, he now has to call Joe and Cleveland for help, Peter was too drunk to help
Quickly Ella got in the driver's seat while the cabdriver, Aloin, was screaming. "Sorry. Gotta go." she smiled, and with a squeel of tires drove off
with Quagmire still stuck with his "Thoughfull Tip" wedged in the door
Ella laughed demonically as she dragged Quagmire down the street. "I thought it was Aloin, the cabdriver whose thoughtful tip had backfired! Do I know you? What's your name?" she shouted, smiling at Quagmire with her most inviting look. "Answer me! Do I know you from somewhere?"
"Stop" Quagmire called out to her. Ella, in her drug-addled mind was trying to pick up the very guy whose "thoughtful tip" was slammed in the door of the cab she had stolen and was driving at top speeds while he hung on for dear life, among other things. Finally, she had to stop for a stop light. Quagmire opened the door and fell to the ground, but Ella didn't notice and when the light changed she started off again
But she was very tired and although she really wanted to go to the Joy Boy A Go Go Club, she wasn't sure if she should
Wow... I never quite imagined this when I started the thread this afternoon... I can't even keep up with you guys for an updated story post. This one has taken on a life of its own... I set it free. Be free little thread... be free. Just like Ella in her demonic wonderland.
...so she took a few steps and suddenly realized she was standing right in front of the big bag of money she had seen earlier. She thought to herself " Now I can buy...
lots of tissues' as she felt something damp. The tissue in her pocket wasn't enough to cover the remainders of 'the tips' those guys had given Ella.
a magical butterfly wing past her holding the tissue that she yearned for - her knickers were very damp!
Then something weird happened... Her stomach started to swell.
and strutted her stuff down the street, obviously pleased with herself
showing off her ever increasing bulge. With the concave mirror in hand she
It was a signal from the light as it reflected from the mirror. Ella was very talented, she know the light code.
it reminded her that she was getting low on her own supply of them
She remembered the 'big tipsters' in the taxi. Could one of them been an alien?
a human gave birth to a flesh eating mushroom. She felt pain and heaved...
aliens had made love with kelly in her bikini....and what a gooey hot mess it was...
(yikes, I didnt just write that!!
myownworld had just written the secret to the aliens' plans to dominate Earth by...
....and slowly getting everyone to strip....
inseminating as many woman who were high on acid and dope. Ella fit the criteria!
she was the perfect specimen for Quagmire the alien that was certain..
Quagmire was no longer interested in Ella. He had been there and worn the t shirt. He was gunning for Tantrum!
Tantrum proceeded to inseminate him! She was a different alien from another galaxy.
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