Talk about Suffering from foot and mouth disease, My brother who is not the most happy person around, heard a noise outside and yelled will you f... off, next second he turned around and father christmas was at his open front door! looking past him he saw the sledge and about 20 elves collecting for charity. If you have ever seen Father christmas with a look of horror on his face like that please feel free to tell me your foot in mouth story!! how bad was that? I could'nt stop laughing.
I gotta agree with bro here.....I'm kind of a Grinch today.
My foot in mouth story (the most horrible thing I have ever accidentally said)
There is a saying in printing when you are under a tight deadline. I say it a lot because I am in the comp department. When you are proofreading: only look at it with one eye.
Meaning, there's no time for perfection here, cut & run
Well I had a client a couple years ago who is blind in one eye. She was looking over the page I had designed and was concerned about the press schedule.
So guess what I blurted out.
I once asked a bigger person when they were due. She asked what I meant, it was then I realized my mistake thinking she was pregnant. Man I could have crawled under a rock. Open mouth insert foot.
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