Americans on a sinking yacht send a message over the radio:
"Help! We're sinking! We're sinking!"
A response comes over the radio:
"Hello? Zis is ze German Coast Gahd. How we help you?"
Americans: "We're sinking!"
Germans: "Hmmm...and vaht are you sinking about?"
[Disclaimer: This is a joke and is not meant to offend Germans, people of German ancestry, people with German names, German sympathizers, people who have ever been to Germany, people who would like to visit Germany, or people who enjoy streudel, saurkraut, or German beer.]
yeah you want some, sandwhich and coffee, brewed, I am hungry now, come here habee, join me
Thanks, pal! Hubby just made a pot of regular, but I'm supposed to drink decaf.
ok habee, i will eat brekie now and coffee too, very prety avatar,
Thanks, habee, I needed that this early in the morning-on the West coast!
Thanks, Maita. Hi, Lorlie! Wanna join Maita and me for some coffee?
Ah the coffee thread. Good morning all! I'll take a double chocolate cappuccino if you have it.
Howdy, Lynne! Can I just pour some chocolate syrup in your cup of joe??
um yeah I guess, hmmmf....sulking now really want a double cappa.
Oh, I could use a HUGE cuppa of joe this morning! How 'bout a peppermint mocha? mmmm
BTW habee, thanks for the laugh so early in the morning!
If I close my eyes again, y'all have a great day and weekend!!!
Hi Habee! Only because there was a glitch the other night and I couldn't change it back. Now, I think I'm stuck with it for a while...maybe after the holidays. I really like your pic...what occasion was that taken in?
Here I am, joke of the day. Hi habee. I need to go read your hub now. x
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