Joke of the day:

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  1. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Americans on a sinking yacht send a message over the radio:

    "Help! We're sinking! We're sinking!"

    A response comes over the radio:

    "Hello? Zis is ze German Coast Gahd. How we help you?"

    Americans: "We're sinking!"

    Germans: "Hmmm...and vaht are you sinking about?"


    [Disclaimer: This is a joke and is not meant to offend Germans, people of German ancestry, people with German names, German sympathizers, people who have ever been to Germany, people who would like to visit Germany, or people who enjoy streudel, saurkraut, or German beer.]

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      hi habee morning, lOL

    2. Karina S. profile image61
      Karina S.posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  2. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Good morning, Maita! Do you have coffee made?

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      yeah you want some,  sandwhich and coffee, brewed, I am hungry now, come here habee, join me

  3. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Thanks, pal! Hubby just made a pot of regular, but I'm supposed to drink decaf.

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ok habee, i will eat brekie now and coffee too, very prety avatar,

  4. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    Thanks, habee, I needed that this early in the morning-on the West coast!

  5. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Thanks, Maita. Hi, Lorlie! Wanna join Maita and me for some coffee?

    1. lorlie6 profile image83
      lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm there! lol

  6. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Regular or decaf?

    1. lorlie6 profile image83
      lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Such strong regular that it would bring tears to most folk's eyes, I think! lol

  7. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Okay, here ya go! [Holle passes cup of coffee to Lorlie.]

    1. lorlie6 profile image83
      lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I thank you, here's one from me!

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    lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

    Ah the coffee thread. Good morning all! I'll take a double chocolate cappuccino if you have it.

  9. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Howdy, Lynne! Can I just pour some chocolate syrup in your cup of joe??

  10. profile image0
    lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

    lol um yeah I guess, hmmmf....sulking now really want a double cappa.

  11. Beth100 profile image73
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Oh, I could use a HUGE cuppa of joe this morning!  How 'bout a peppermint mocha?  mmmm

    BTW habee, thanks for the laugh so early in the morning! 

    If I close my eyes again, y'all have a great day and weekend!!!  smile

  12. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Hi, Beth. So glad you're keeping your pic up!

  13. Beth100 profile image73
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Hi Habee!  Only because there was a glitch the other night and I couldn't change it back.  Now, I think I'm stuck with it for a while...maybe after the holidays.  wink  I really like your pic...what occasion was that taken in?

  14. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Beth, I think the pic was taken at her school pageant.

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Here I am, joke of the day. Hi habee. I need to go read your hub now. x

 
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