Americans on a sinking yacht send a message over the radio:
"Help! We're sinking! We're sinking!"
A response comes over the radio:
"Hello? Zis is ze German Coast Gahd. How we help you?"
Americans: "We're sinking!"
Germans: "Hmmm...and vaht are you sinking about?"
[Disclaimer: This is a joke and is not meant to offend Germans, people of German ancestry, people with German names, German sympathizers, people who have ever been to Germany, people who would like to visit Germany, or people who enjoy streudel, saurkraut, or German beer.]
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