Joke of the day:

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   Americans on a sinking yacht send a message over the radio:
   
   "Help! We're sinking! We're sinking!"
   
   A response comes over the radio:
   
   "Hello? Zis is ze German Coast Gahd. How we help you?"
   
   Americans: "We're sinking!"
   
   Germans: "Hmmm...and vaht are you sinking about?"
   
   
   [Disclaimer: This is a joke and is not meant to offend Germans, people of German ancestry, people with German names, German sympathizers, people who have ever been to Germany, people who would like to visit Germany, or people who enjoy streudel, saurkraut, or German beer.]

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      prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      hi habee morning, lOL

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      Karina S.posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   Good morning, Maita! Do you have coffee made?

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      prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      yeah you want some,  sandwhich and coffee, brewed, I am hungry now, come here habee, join me

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   Thanks, pal! Hubby just made a pot of regular, but I'm supposed to drink decaf.

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      prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      ok habee, i will eat brekie now and coffee too, very prety avatar,

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   lorlie6posted 15 years ago

   Thanks, habee, I needed that this early in the morning-on the West coast!

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   Thanks, Maita. Hi, Lorlie! Wanna join Maita and me for some coffee?

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      lorlie6posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I'm there!

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   Regular or decaf?

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      lorlie6posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Such strong regular that it would bring tears to most folk's eyes, I think!

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   Okay, here ya go! [Holle passes cup of coffee to Lorlie.]

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      lorlie6posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I thank you, here's one from me!

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   lynnechandlerposted 15 years ago

   Ah the coffee thread. Good morning all! I'll take a double chocolate cappuccino if you have it.

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   Howdy, Lynne! Can I just pour some chocolate syrup in your cup of joe??

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    lynnechandlerposted 15 years ago

    um yeah I guess, hmmmf....sulking now really want a double cappa.

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    Oh, I could use a HUGE cuppa of joe this morning!  How 'bout a peppermint mocha?  mmmm
    
    BTW habee, thanks for the laugh so early in the morning! 
    
    If I close my eyes again, y'all have a great day and weekend!!! 

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Hi, Beth. So glad you're keeping your pic up!

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    Hi Habee!  Only because there was a glitch the other night and I couldn't change it back.  Now, I think I'm stuck with it for a while...maybe after the holidays.    I really like your pic...what occasion was that taken in?

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Beth, I think the pic was taken at her school pageant.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Here I am, joke of the day. Hi habee. I need to go read your hub now. x

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