can we please
Just wait until I bust out the double jointed faces...
I'll scare everyone away... I'll be the lowest rated hubber around in no time.I totally agree that
1) there's way too much self promotion in the forums. People who start arguments and have a link to one of thier hubs in every response are a bit over the top. Not point'n fingers or anything.
2) Spuds avatar is a little creepy. I'm not completely sure what gender it is but I am strangely attracted to it
3) Maddie is the life of the party and has a rubber face.
I have a metal face and can only make one expression, but i think it's pleasant.Gender's not fluid and I'm certainly not conservative
*ahem*
*cough*
(quietly deletes response with 972,328 hub links)
(slowly walks away whistling)
Everything is great. I'm very happy with one of my Starbucks hubs which seems to have gotten noticed by Google quite sudden-like. I really want to learn how to cook, and the new Mac OS X looks rather awesome.
Oh good, an expert!
I must learn the basic concepts of cooking. I don't think it's about recipes. I think its more about learning things like how to "fry" something or how to "brown" something. I think, for example, once you learn the basic composition of a "dough" then making anything from bread to cookies to cake becomes a simple matter of which unique ingredients to use.
Yeah, it's a programmer's approach to the art, but it should work. I can already make toast, so I'm halfway there, right?Maddie's star shines even brighter at 95.
I'm still yet to make it into the 90's
How about a lime? Now THAT would be funny.
We had neighbors once with a whole side of their house covered with a small lemon grove.
So I planted a single rebellious lime tree right at the property line because I'm like that. The tree must have been at least somewhat activist because it produced TONS of limes compared to the lazy lemon trees. Late at night in the still air you could almost hear it muttering "yeah! yeah! take THAT you miserable excuses for citrus trees!"
Or maybe it was that really expensive plant food.
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