Why does my Cock seem so ruffled in the mornings

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  1. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    I think that my Rooster may be getting a little frayed...should I give him more food...

  2. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Thanks

  3. AnythingArtzy profile image83
    AnythingArtzyposted 9 years ago

    Here's a very fitting email I redeived. I've enjoyed this thread so much that I just have to share this with you all.....

    Doctors Never Laugh

    . . . The doctor replied,  'Of course I won't laugh,  I'm a doctor.   In over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient.'

    'Okay then,'  Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.  It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

    Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor, laughing uncontrollably.
    Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

    'I am SO sorry,'  said the doctor.   'I really am.   I don't know what came over me.   On my honor, as a doctor and a gentleman,  I promise it won't happen again.   Now, what seems to be the problem ?'

    'It's swollen,'  Bob replied

  4. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    AnythingArty, I have just read your post...great...love it...Hubtastic.... smile

  5. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Falcon64, what are you up to....I smell something fishy....

  6. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 9 years ago

    Is it time to wake up that cock yet?  Or should I be quiet!

  7. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 9 years ago

    oh no - it's 2:41 am in Ireland Thursday already - but way too early to waken the cock - sshhhhhhhh!

  8. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Mega1 it is now 9am in Ireland and the Cock is already out, worked real well this morning and he is now just taking it easy......

  9. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 9 years ago

    Oh, I'm so happy to hear he is still well and working well!
    My little pussy is happy this morning also - she's been revved up for quite awhile already!

  10. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Mega1 glad to hear pussy is ok my rooster is now gone to bed for the night, it is now 7.40pm here in Ireland...just had that big steak that I posted on my Hub.....

  11. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Mega1, where are you, I hope your not out playing with those Palins again.....

  12. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 9 years ago

    I don't know why, but I just feel like waking up that rooster!

  13. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Yes mega1 he is awake it is 2.50pm here in Ireland, also a kangaroo in Australia has just been named Ruffles due to this thread.....

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      ahhaha!  I didn't know those Aussies had pet kangaroos!  Or is it a euphemistic kangaroo!  kinda like your "rooster" ?   I never know - My pussy refuses to go out in the rain - I'm keeping her warm inside!

  14. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    just posted pics of the rest of my pets on new Hub....

  15. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    I will not give up on my rooster... smile

  16. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    mega1 I was just about to go for my dinner it is 5.30 pm here in Ireland...I will be back later...keep your pussy dry until then... smile and by the way Bonny2010 named her kangaroo after my cock smile

  17. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Well I know why my Rooster wa sruffled this morning he was locked out of his house last night...he must has roosted in the trees....he is not happy this morning..

  18. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Up date...doing fine....

  19. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Hes gone to bed for the night....

  20. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 9 years ago

    too bad we're on such an opposite schedule - I was just checking in to see if your rooster wanted to visit a little with my pussy, but he's probably sound asleep by now - worn out no doubt! guess he's just not up for it right now, will check back later!

  21. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 9 years ago

    Uh oh, someone said pussy.

  22. janiek13 profile image78
    janiek13posted 9 years ago

    Uh oh, someone said it again.

  23. Hmrjmr1 profile image77
    Hmrjmr1posted 9 years ago

    I smelled the Estrogen and came right over with my rooster! cool

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol lol

  24. ForKicks profile image58
    ForKicksposted 9 years ago

    Lol, take good care of your cock bro.

    NO HOMO

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Hey, I want one too - a homo not cock lol

      1. Hmrjmr1 profile image77
        Hmrjmr1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        How bout a paid Professional?
        http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cBemzETFbPz_4M:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o5-rsTtA1Ow/R6JK1EHRROI/AAAAAAAAACQ/Fb-4HnZoVdw/s320/GenuineMustacheRides.jpg

        1. ForKicks profile image58
          ForKicksposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Lol

  25. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 9 years ago

    PS try ironing it -it creases ruffles beautifully big_smile

  26. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 9 years ago

    not so innocent anymore?

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image77
      Hmrjmr1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Innocent? Don't recall using the word?
      On the other hand (or with both)not to mention other appendages, I have been a paid professional for a long time. big_smile big_smile big_smile cool

  27. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 9 years ago

    ok, we're still talking about real good old chickens, the males, right?  because this is getting awfully confusing for me and my pussy, too!

  28. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Mega1 it has always been about chickens, others have simply allowed their mind to wonder, today my cock is fine, tired but fine as we communicate he is very alert....

  29. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    My Rooster is very still today - it is -3 here in Ireland, 2.15 pm.....freezing.....take me to a warmer place....

  30. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    he is very unhappy today....very cold here...2.30pm...-2

  31. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 9 years ago

    Just wondering how is your cock?  This cold weather probably has him depressed!  It's been several days and no words about him, hope he is not gone!

  32. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Megai, you new pic brings much happiness to my Cock, he is doing fine, little cock is getting very big, tomorrow I must take pic of them both so you can see them...two cocks for the price of one.... smile

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile:  my little pussy, who I have decided to call "little girl" is happy too!  The sun came out after almost 2 weeks of solid rain and so she is purring!

  33. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Mega1, I am delighted for your pussy, it is 7.30pm here and I am off to have a shower, as the water washes away my sins I am certain that I will be thinking about all we have dicussed....back soon best wishes from me and you know who smile

  34. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 9 years ago

    ahhhh that will feel so good!  wish I could wash your back for you!

  35. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 9 years ago

    aaaahhhhhhh massage!

  36. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    sony2006 thanks for that advice....it snowed here last night and when I took my cock out this morning he was stiff with the cold...I stroked him for a while and he regained some life......he was alll covered in frost....white stuff everywhere....hes warm now....Im holding him so that he knows he is loved.....

  37. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Hmrjmr1 - agree about the razor - I always cut myself shaving, and I sure dont want to slip down there, especially with valentines around the corner and stuff....no my rooster with remain with feather smile

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image77
      Hmrjmr1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Just goes to show great minds think alike, even when it's with the smaller head...cool

  38. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    I use the big one myself...dont know much about those little razors

  39. thisisoli profile image74
    thisisoliposted 9 years ago

    Go to privatesecretdiary dot com Really funny writer and also keeps chickens, he may be able to help!

  40. drbj profile image82
    drbjposted 9 years ago

    Guess it all depends on what your Cock is doing in the evenings.

  41. pylos26 profile image74
    pylos26posted 9 years ago

    Irishob...me grandpappy told me that Domineckers always get "crossthreaded" with Rhode Island reds. Something about their clucking.

  42. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    some wonderful suggestions there.....cross breeding etc...this morning he looks perky....I have tickled under his neck and I also asked my girlfriend to stroke him as she has nice soft hands....he reacted well to my girlfriend and appeared stiff with appreciation.....thanks again and keep those suggestions coming in........

  43. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    just thought I would take my Rooster out for a walk on the threads smile

  44. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    hello smile

  45. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Good morning fellow cock lovers smile

  46. skyfire profile image73
    skyfireposted 9 years ago

    bunny looks great

  47. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 9 years ago

    I just peed my pants.

  48. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    lyrics....now go wash those pants smile

  49. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    You thought I was gone away smile

  50. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 9 years ago

    My family have roosters and chickens, they are great pets and also good eggs, I like the title of your thread good fun.

 
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