Why does my Cock seem so ruffled in the mornings

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  1. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    I have just seen two hesn peck at him......I may have to take him out...

  2. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 9 years ago

    you're having serious cock problems !
    You should go with your cock to the vet!
    If not, you're an animal !!!

  3. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    My cock has been seen by a vet and he says my Cock juts needs some rest....

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Poor cock! you shouldn't stress him too much !

  4. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    I do my best but we are living in difficult times....he just gets so uptight and then limp.....its either one or the other...

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That sounds really bad !
      Need a nurse ?
      big_smile

  5. profile image0
    tequilarosemama4posted 9 years ago

    oh dear does your hens ever wake up to find their feathers all wet? your cock may be ruffled in the morning due to much pussy well unless he's gay then that may be different. but thanks for all the laughs wink

  6. NewYorker profile image63
    NewYorkerposted 9 years ago

    I'm practically a child. I laughed for like 15 minutes when I saw the name of this thread.

  7. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    I have a numbe rof peopel telling me they are laughing at my cock, if he ever finds out he will become limp and lifeless, surely someone can help....

    1. NewYorker profile image63
      NewYorkerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      HAHAHAHA! I laughed so hard.

  8. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    I just had a look at my cock he appears to be perking up a little...I think it was all that good advise from Tantrum....

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      i'm always happy to help.
      I love cocks
      It's my favorite animal !
      big_smile

      1. NewYorker profile image63
        NewYorkerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Seriously, you people are killing me.

  9. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Tantrum I am delighted that you love cocks, I am certain that mine would welcome your comforting hand

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I have a very good hands for animals.
      the braver the better.
      Does your cock bites ?

  10. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    No he never bites, in the morning he starts out limp and lifeless, then when I take him in my hand and stroke him he begins to come alive, I think it is the stroking that gives him life...

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Keep stroking then! you'll see how wonderful he sings !
      big_smile

      1. Diskobolos profile image55
        Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Well, while he's singing maybe you could give him support by playing flute.smile))

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I thought he wanted to be alone, enjoying his cock while it sings.

  11. caravalhophoto profile image61
    caravalhophotoposted 9 years ago

    Love the pic Tantrum...When I read the topic I jumped to the last post just to read your reply...lol

    theirishobserver...after the tits that were frozen topic and this one...well I spit out my coffee...lol

    Thanks to the both of you for starting my day off peeing my pants and almost doing my computer in...love it!

    lol lol lol

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      thanks!!
      If i can make 1 person laugh per day, I'm happy ! lol

  12. Pearldiver profile image80
    Pearldiverposted 9 years ago

    Cool Avatar Tantrum.. But I Didn't Think You Took Prisoners!! lol

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol
      some exceptions to the rules ?
      lol

  13. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Diskobos, thats an idea...

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      no. It isn't big_smile
      lol

  14. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 9 years ago

    I know there is this huge time difference, but I just wanted to report to you that my pussy woke up this morning just as depressed as ever!  I hope your cock is feeling better today.  I really don't know what to do about my pussy!  Maybe I should start another thread for advice for her!  It just seems that our problems are very similar.

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe you should go together to the vet ! big_smile

      1. Diskobolos profile image55
        Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        You mean to wet?smile

        1. Daniel Carter profile image63
          Daniel Carterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          That's if you have a Russian accent, of course. You know. "wetrinarian."

  15. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    mega1 I am hearing your pain, perhaps you could bring your pussy to my cock and we could compare notes.....

    1. myownworld profile image75
      myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      yikes did I read this right...or am I imagining things again.....??! roll

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        some people love their animals very much ! big_smile

        1. myownworld profile image75
          myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          um...I guess....hmm

        2. Diskobolos profile image55
          Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          And some of us love our beasts.smile

          1. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            lol

          2. myownworld profile image75
            myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            lol lol

        3. Diskobolos profile image55
          Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I think you did read it right... and than started to imagine things... again.smile

    2. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      I am now following Mega1 any woman having trouble with her pussy gets her name in my book...if I can help in any way just call I am sure I can help or indeed any of the other pussy lovers here would be glad to offer a hand.....

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        OK
        so you don't need my help anymore ? sad

        you don't know what you're missing!
        lol

      2. myownworld profile image75
        myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        see I knew it...I'm only imagining things.....!

    3. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Myownworld, this is a real problem being addressed by caring people....

    4. Isabelle22 profile image60
      Isabelle22posted 9 years ago

      Cock a doodle doo!!

    5. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Isabella, thankyou, I think he heard you I can see some movement...

      1. myownworld profile image75
        myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        lol

    6. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 9 years ago

      I do love my little pussy very much, but I don't think its a good idea to drag her all the way to Ireland just to meet your cock!  After all they aren't really anything alike and their problems might just get worse!  Its interesting to me that your cock and my pussy only seem to have problems in the mornings!  The rest of the day she is just fine, sleeps alot, but I think most pussies do sleep alot.  Well, this is all very interesting, but now I must get on with my day, can't spend all my time paying attention to my pussy, or I'll never get anything done!

      p.s. is your cock the big red kind?

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol

    7. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years ago

      lol

    8. myownworld profile image75
      myownworldposted 9 years ago

      (((hey T, who's the hot guy you're grabbing?)))

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        a friend from Costa Rica

        1. myownworld profile image75
          myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          nice.....!  hold on tight to him! wink

          1. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            I always do !

    9. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Mega1 - he certainly is red around the head area the rest is light in colour, I am not certain that your pussy is not suffering from the same problems as my cock, both seem to be tired but during the day rest alot, my cock only awakens during the day if he is stroked, I try to leave him alone but you know sometimes I just feel that I need to stroke him just to let him know I am there.....

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        you need medical advice.
        I'm a doctor !
        big_smile

    10. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      mywonworld, I wont just hold him at the moment as I have a cup of tea in my hand, I dont want to scald him, he may become completely useless....

    11. myownworld profile image75
      myownworldposted 9 years ago

      lol lol

      (((this thread is asking for it...careful!)))

    12. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      well doctor, in the morning my cock is lifless and limp, when I stroke his neck he starts to respond, if I stroke him too much all the blood rushes to his head......

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        but that's a natural think for cocks to do!
        when they are coming and going they tend to get red from the effort.
        What you have to do, is calm him down with a cold shower. Stroking him will put him very nervous. Cocks don't have to be stroke too often. Don't spoil it

    13. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 9 years ago

      My ex and I had a big cock - the big red kind, we called him "Big Red"  and he used to wake us up very early every morning.  He and my little pussy got along so well it was astounding!  Gee we had a lot of fun watching them together! They had a funny way of playing - loved getting together!  Then when we divorced he got the cock and I got the pussy.  You know, I think that's when my pussy started getting depressed because she still wakes up early in the morning and I pet her, she just cries and cries.  Poor thing.

    14. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Mega1 I am truly feeling your pain...I have posted a pic of my cock on my Hub perhaps he will bring comfort to your pussy..

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I'll take a look at the pic and if she likes it maybe I can hang it on the wall for her to look at, it will remind her of her old friend!

    15. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      I will stop stroking right now, and I will put him in cold water...thanks Dr...

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        You're welcome !
        i'm here to help big_smile

      2. Diskobolos profile image55
        Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Just being a doctor doesn't necessarily make her qualified. Maybe she's a dentist? Although I guess that could actually make her very qualified to deal with cocks.smile

    16. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Should I rub any cream on him in the morning just to keep his feathers in place.....

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        your girlfriend should do that. It has to be done with gentle hands.

    17. myownworld profile image75
      myownworldposted 9 years ago

      lol  ( you're all nuts!!)

    18. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Diskobolos, Its a chance i have to take she seems to know about cocks.....the only choice I would have is to take matter sin hand myself...

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        which you're doing a lot as I see !
        lol

    19. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Did someone mention Nuts....surely not

      1. myownworld profile image75
        myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol oh stop...please...my jaw hurts now!!

    20. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Between you and me I have seen her being very rough with cock...

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Change the cock or the girlfriend

        big_smile

      2. Diskobolos profile image55
        Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        It can't hurt. Even if it does, I'm sure he doesn't mind at all.smile

    21. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      I would just ask that you use a soft grain paper if you are printing my cock.....its better quality...more life like

    22. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      The cock must stay....I am so attached to him

      1. Diskobolos profile image55
        Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        And he's probably attached to you too.smile

      2. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        so the girlfriend must go !
        lol

    23. Beth100 profile image71
      Beth100posted 9 years ago

      Oh, stop, oh no, don't stop!!!  I'm killing myself laughing...between this and frozen tits!!!  Ah, you have such a way with words!!

      BTW Tant, love your new pic!!!  Now, watch that pecking order for the cock!  lol

    24. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Disk, I have felt his pain....when she is rough with him

    25. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Thanks beth100, I am trying to ensure that my cock is not pecked too much...but some times it is so HARD

      1. Beth100 profile image71
        Beth100posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        lol  *laughing too hard to come up with a witty reply* lmao

        1. myownworld profile image75
          myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol me too!

      2. falcon64 profile image63
        falcon64posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        rflmao...you replied so witty.

    26. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      I just dont understand how people can laugh when a Cock is clealy in difficulty.....Come now

      1. Beth100 profile image71
        Beth100posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        *laughing too hard to come....  I'll just wave ya on bye for now....  *   lol  lol

    27. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 9 years ago

      My pussy really liked your cock and so I put the picture on the wall for her.  Now that you mention how hard your girlfriend has been on him, I can see what your problem is.  Perhaps if she would just be gentle, everything will come out fine!  Well, my pussy is upset again, and needs my full attention, so I will check back with you later!  Oh, goodness, she is purring so!

      1. falcon64 profile image63
        falcon64posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Laughing so hard here..... give your pussy some fish to eat.

    28. Daniel Carter profile image63
      Daniel Carterposted 9 years ago

      I think Irish is getting too cocky.

    29. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Mega1 I hope my cock was not too big for your wall

    30. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Daniel I hear you, well its dusk here now 5pm and I must put my cock away for the night in case the fox gets him....imagine

    31. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      Beth100 dont be rushed just come in your own time....we will wait...

    32. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      My cock has now been safely put away...I will se what way he is in the morning...

    33. creepy profile image54
      creepyposted 9 years ago

      now thats frikin creepy

    34. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      What is creepy.....

    35. creepy profile image54
      creepyposted 9 years ago

      me

    36. theirishobserver. profile image59
      theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

      like it like it.... smile

     
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