Why does my Cock seem so ruffled in the mornings

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   theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

   I have just seen two hesn peck at him......I may have to take him out...

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   tantrumposted 9 years ago

   you're having serious cock problems !
   You should go with your cock to the vet!
   If not, you're an animal !!!

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   theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

   My cock has been seen by a vet and he says my Cock juts needs some rest....

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      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Poor cock! you shouldn't stress him too much !

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   theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

   I do my best but we are living in difficult times....he just gets so uptight and then limp.....its either one or the other...

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      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That sounds really bad !
      Need a nurse ?
      

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   tequilarosemama4posted 9 years ago

   oh dear does your hens ever wake up to find their feathers all wet? your cock may be ruffled in the morning due to much pussy well unless he's gay then that may be different. but thanks for all the laughs

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   NewYorkerposted 9 years ago

   I'm practically a child. I laughed for like 15 minutes when I saw the name of this thread.

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   theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

   I have a numbe rof peopel telling me they are laughing at my cock, if he ever finds out he will become limp and lifeless, surely someone can help....

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      NewYorkerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      HAHAHAHA! I laughed so hard.

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   theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

   I just had a look at my cock he appears to be perking up a little...I think it was all that good advise from Tantrum....

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      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      i'm always happy to help.
      I love cocks
      It's my favorite animal !
      

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         NewYorkerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Seriously, you people are killing me.

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   theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

   Tantrum I am delighted that you love cocks, I am certain that mine would welcome your comforting hand

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      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I have a very good hands for animals.
      the braver the better.
      Does your cock bites ?

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    No he never bites, in the morning he starts out limp and lifeless, then when I take him in my hand and stroke him he begins to come alive, I think it is the stroking that gives him life...

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Keep stroking then! you'll see how wonderful he sings !
       

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          Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Well, while he's singing maybe you could give him support by playing flute.))

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             tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             I thought he wanted to be alone, enjoying his cock while it sings.

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    caravalhophotoposted 9 years ago

    Love the pic Tantrum...When I read the topic I jumped to the last post just to read your reply...
    
    theirishobserver...after the tits that were frozen topic and this one...well I spit out my coffee...
    
    Thanks to the both of you for starting my day off peeing my pants and almost doing my computer in...love it!
    
    

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       thanks!!
       If i can make 1 person laugh per day, I'm happy !

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    Pearldiverposted 9 years ago

    Cool Avatar Tantrum.. But I Didn't Think You Took Prisoners!!

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       
       some exceptions to the rules ?
       

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Diskobos, thats an idea...

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       no. It isn't
       

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    mega1posted 9 years ago

    I know there is this huge time difference, but I just wanted to report to you that my pussy woke up this morning just as depressed as ever!  I hope your cock is feeling better today.  I really don't know what to do about my pussy!  Maybe I should start another thread for advice for her!  It just seems that our problems are very similar.

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Maybe you should go together to the vet !

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          Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          You mean to wet?

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             Daniel Carterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             That's if you have a Russian accent, of course. You know. "wetrinarian."

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    mega1 I am hearing your pain, perhaps you could bring your pussy to my cock and we could compare notes.....

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       myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       did I read this right...or am I imagining things again.....??!

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          tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          some people love their animals very much !

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             myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             um...I guess....

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             Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             And some of us love our beasts.

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                tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                

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                myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                

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          Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I think you did read it right... and than started to imagine things... again.

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    I am now following Mega1 any woman having trouble with her pussy gets her name in my book...if I can help in any way just call I am sure I can help or indeed any of the other pussy lovers here would be glad to offer a hand.....

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       OK
       so you don't need my help anymore ?
       
       you don't know what you're missing!
       

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       myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       see I knew it...I'm only imagining things.....!

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Myownworld, this is a real problem being addressed by caring people....

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    Isabelle22posted 9 years ago

    Cock a doodle doo!!

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Isabella, thankyou, I think he heard you I can see some movement...

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       myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       

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    mega1posted 9 years ago

    I do love my little pussy very much, but I don't think its a good idea to drag her all the way to Ireland just to meet your cock!  After all they aren't really anything alike and their problems might just get worse!  Its interesting to me that your cock and my pussy only seem to have problems in the mornings!  The rest of the day she is just fine, sleeps alot, but I think most pussies do sleep alot.  Well, this is all very interesting, but now I must get on with my day, can't spend all my time paying attention to my pussy, or I'll never get anything done!
    
    p.s. is your cock the big red kind?

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       

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    tantrumposted 9 years ago

    

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    myownworldposted 9 years ago

    (((hey T, who's the hot guy you're grabbing?)))

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       a friend from Costa Rica

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          myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          nice.....!  hold on tight to him!

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             tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             I always do !

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Mega1 - he certainly is red around the head area the rest is light in colour, I am not certain that your pussy is not suffering from the same problems as my cock, both seem to be tired but during the day rest alot, my cock only awakens during the day if he is stroked, I try to leave him alone but you know sometimes I just feel that I need to stroke him just to let him know I am there.....

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       you need medical advice.
       I'm a doctor !
       

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    mywonworld, I wont just hold him at the moment as I have a cup of tea in my hand, I dont want to scald him, he may become completely useless....

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    myownworldposted 9 years ago

    
    
    (((this thread is asking for it...careful!)))

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    well doctor, in the morning my cock is lifless and limp, when I stroke his neck he starts to respond, if I stroke him too much all the blood rushes to his head......

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       but that's a natural think for cocks to do!
       when they are coming and going they tend to get red from the effort.
       What you have to do, is calm him down with a cold shower. Stroking him will put him very nervous. Cocks don't have to be stroke too often. Don't spoil it

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    mega1posted 9 years ago

    My ex and I had a big cock - the big red kind, we called him "Big Red"  and he used to wake us up very early every morning.  He and my little pussy got along so well it was astounding!  Gee we had a lot of fun watching them together! They had a funny way of playing - loved getting together!  Then when we divorced he got the cock and I got the pussy.  You know, I think that's when my pussy started getting depressed because she still wakes up early in the morning and I pet her, she just cries and cries.  Poor thing.

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Mega1 I am truly feeling your pain...I have posted a pic of my cock on my Hub perhaps he will bring comfort to your pussy..

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       mega1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I'll take a look at the pic and if she likes it maybe I can hang it on the wall for her to look at, it will remind her of her old friend!

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    I will stop stroking right now, and I will put him in cold water...thanks Dr...

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       You're welcome !
       i'm here to help

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       Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Just being a doctor doesn't necessarily make her qualified. Maybe she's a dentist? Although I guess that could actually make her very qualified to deal with cocks.

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Should I rub any cream on him in the morning just to keep his feathers in place.....

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       your girlfriend should do that. It has to be done with gentle hands.

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    myownworldposted 9 years ago

      ( you're all nuts!!)

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Diskobolos, Its a chance i have to take she seems to know about cocks.....the only choice I would have is to take matter sin hand myself...

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       which you're doing a lot as I see !
       

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Did someone mention Nuts....surely not

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       myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       oh stop...please...my jaw hurts now!!

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Between you and me I have seen her being very rough with cock...

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Change the cock or the girlfriend
       
       

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       Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       It can't hurt. Even if it does, I'm sure he doesn't mind at all.

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    I would just ask that you use a soft grain paper if you are printing my cock.....its better quality...more life like

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    The cock must stay....I am so attached to him

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       Diskobolosposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       And he's probably attached to you too.

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       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       so the girlfriend must go !
       

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    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    Oh, stop, oh no, don't stop!!!  I'm killing myself laughing...between this and frozen tits!!!  Ah, you have such a way with words!!
    
    BTW Tant, love your new pic!!!  Now, watch that pecking order for the cock! 

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Disk, I have felt his pain....when she is rough with him

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Thanks beth100, I am trying to ensure that my cock is not pecked too much...but some times it is so HARD

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       Beth100posted 9 years agoin reply to this

         *laughing too hard to come up with a witty reply* lmao

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          myownworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          me too!

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       falcon64posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       rflmao...you replied so witty.

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    I just dont understand how people can laugh when a Cock is clealy in difficulty.....Come now

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       Beth100posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       *laughing too hard to come....  I'll just wave ya on bye for now....  *    

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    mega1posted 9 years ago

    My pussy really liked your cock and so I put the picture on the wall for her.  Now that you mention how hard your girlfriend has been on him, I can see what your problem is.  Perhaps if she would just be gentle, everything will come out fine!  Well, my pussy is upset again, and needs my full attention, so I will check back with you later!  Oh, goodness, she is purring so!

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       falcon64posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Laughing so hard here..... give your pussy some fish to eat.

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    Daniel Carterposted 9 years ago

    I think Irish is getting too cocky.

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Mega1 I hope my cock was not too big for your wall

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Daniel I hear you, well its dusk here now 5pm and I must put my cock away for the night in case the fox gets him....imagine

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    Beth100 dont be rushed just come in your own time....we will wait...

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    My cock has now been safely put away...I will se what way he is in the morning...

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    creepyposted 9 years ago

    now thats frikin creepy

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    What is creepy.....

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    creepyposted 9 years ago

    me

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    theirishobserver.posted 9 years ago

    like it like it....

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