The many names of breasts..

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   Mamelodyposted 14 years ago

   tits, knockers, tom-toms, coconuts, watermelons, ducklings, bazookas, weapons of mass distractions, etc..
   
   help me out people.. am trying to collect as many names as possible so I fit in the Guiness book of records!

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      NewYorkerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hypnotizers.

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         Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         good one.. reminds me of my ex boss.. every time I wore a tight t-shirt with a bit of cleavage he wouldn't even remember his name!

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            Hmrjmr1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I'll bet he remembered yours though!!

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      Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Mam,
      
      Why has everyone forgotten SET.

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   Mishaposted 14 years ago

   booooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs, like on your first avatar

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      Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      oh yeah how the hell did I miss boobs!

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   drej2522posted 14 years ago

   Juggggggggggs!

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   habeeposted 14 years ago

   Bazooms, headlights, lovely lady lumps, hooters.
   
   Hubby calls mine "the twins."

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   Mike Lickteigposted 14 years ago

   sweater meat

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      Going2Oahuposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol - that's a new one

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         sunforgedposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         im more familiar with "sweater puppies"

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      drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ha..nice!

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   Going2Oahuposted 14 years ago

   milkshakes

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      logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I like milkshakes!

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   Colebabieposted 14 years ago

   I did Race for the Cure today and our team name was The Hot Ta-tas!!
   
   The race was amazing. My favorite shirt said "Save a life, fondle your wife!"

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      drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      haha...lovely, Cole! lovely!

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         Colebabieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah it was fun. I think there were over 20,000 people there today. Good times

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            drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            awesome turnout...I guess people are inherently good...sometimes

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            Colebabieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Here are some more team shirt themes from today...
            The Rack Pack
            Breast Friends
            and
            Save Second Base!

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   Colebabieposted 14 years ago

   Oh and... dirty pillows!

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   Going2Oahuposted 14 years ago

   "the girls"

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    wyanjenposted 14 years ago

    Thelma and Louise...
    
    Oh, you mean general names, not specific names?
    How about Bazooms?

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       Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I love Thelma and Louise.. classic

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    Daniel Carterposted 14 years ago

    The girls
    Pillows
    Bumpers
    Over the shoulder boulders
    Cantaloupes
    Melons
    Utter delights
    Gazangas
    
    
    I had a friend who called hers
    "mesquito bites"
    She complained about them being small. I, however, thought they were perfect (for the record).
    
    if you give me a little more time, I could probably think of more....
    

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       Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       dear god you must planning on bringing a long list as it been ten hours and you u still thinking!

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    Ladybird33posted 14 years ago

    My sister calls hers "baby boobs" she is small   Also, I have heard of "cushions" and "boob traps"  Hehe

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    Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years ago

    Watermelons

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    Mike Lickteigposted 14 years ago

    knobs

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    drej2522posted 14 years ago

    barnes and noble

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    Mr Niceposted 14 years ago

    Perfect breasts
    (o)(o)
    
    Fake silicone breasts
    ( + )( + )
    
    Perky breasts
    (*)(*)
    
    Big nipple breasts
    (@)(@)
    
    A cups
    o o
    
    D cups
    { O }{ O }
    
    Wonder bra breasts
    (oYo)
    
    Cold breasts
    ( ^ )( ^ )
    
    Lopsided breasts
    (o)(O)
    
    Pierced Breasts
    (Q)(O)
    
    Hanging Tassels Breasts
    (p)(p)
    
    Against The Shower Door Breasts
    ( )( )
    
    Android Breasts
    | o | | o |
    
    Martha Stewart's Breasts
    ($)($)
    
    OK Girls--now that you have had your laugh, remember breast cancer awareness -- so have those boobs checked out and stay healthy...

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       NewYorkerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Against the shower door breasts? Lol!

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       myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ....have to say,  this definition takes the cake!

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          Mr Niceposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I like Martha Stewart's Breasts
          ($)($)you see dollars hanging all over.....hahaha. Thanks but where is the cake?

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    Colebabieposted 14 years ago

    My breasts are...
    
    Perfect breasts
    (o)(o)
    
    D cups
    { O }{ O }
    
    And soon they will be...
    Against The Shower Door Breasts
    ( )( )

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       drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ummm, WOW!

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       Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I just choked on my chocolate....

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       Mr Niceposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Wow perfect Boooobs, you must be a Coolbabe then. Can I follow you? If you promise to follow me too......hahaha.

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       Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       cole,
       
       Make sure they don't hit your knees!

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    Colebabieposted 14 years ago

    Haha maybe a little too much info? Sorry

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       drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       haha...I love it! I might just have to take a shower myself now.

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       Sean Leongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Papaya, Pancake..

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    jonathanacosta17posted 14 years ago

    here in the phils. we say:
      suso - traditional tagalog
      joga - probably a bastardization of 'jugs'
    
    how about 'mammary glands'  ?

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       Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yes, reminds me of a song Barbara Streisand made famous
       
       "Mammaries.....light the corners of my mind...."
       
       You know, "The Way We Were".
       
       Sorry...

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    Jeffrey Nealposted 14 years ago

    Mounds
    Orbs
    Bops
    Hangers AKA Heavy Hangers
    Cans
    Honkers
    Ta-Tas
    
    And when I first clicked this thread I thought it said The manLy names of breasts. It got me thinking about that poker guy who got a boob job a few years back on a $100,000 bet that he wouldn't do it and keep them for a year.

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    blatvaposted 14 years ago

    Bombs, and Blind Melons XD

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    Jeffrey Nealposted 14 years ago

    
    Chesticles
    Fun Bags
    Whoppers yeah, I'm going with whoppers.

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       packerpackposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Twin universe

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    Red_Dragonposted 14 years ago

    Tatas, or Bongos!

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years ago

    My ex used to call mine "Num nums."

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    Sa Toyaposted 14 years ago

    bangers, naucs-nauticals (no idea why), my girls/ladies
    
    The Olsens (if they're lil ones)
    
    jigglypuffs
    
    mammaries
    
    boobsicles
    
    breasticles
    
    boobage
    
    depending on their size Double Dee's, A's AA etc

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       NewYorkerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       The Olsens?
       
       As in .. The Danish singers or Ashley and Mary Kate?

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          Sa Toyaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol
          Mary Kate and Ashley

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    Sa Toyaposted 14 years ago

    Ben & Jerry's I often call mine that...loves me their ice cream

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       Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I would kill for some ice cream right now

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    Hmrjmr1posted 14 years ago

    Luv Bubbles..

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    I have never named them...they are just something to hold on to when that dam oil gets slippy and a man could lose his position......easy now....steedy girl......

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       Hmrjmr1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You could so a hub on that lad...

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Hmrjmr1 - that thought may well turn into a Hub.....we could call it....Holding on for Dear Life...

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    Mamelodyposted 14 years ago

    You guys are really a bunch of SUCKERS AND WANKERS!!

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       Hmrjmr1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I freely admit to resembling that remark (Especially sucker...)

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    I remember one time I fell right off......she was as flat as a mean pan cake......I tried to grab her hair but it came too - it was a wig - I ended up on the floor - thinking thats the last time I have a blind date with a woman who wears a big woolly jumper.....

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       Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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       Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Was it a man?

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    RainySunshineposted 14 years ago

    I've always preferred calling them the ladies.
    
    Maybe the ladies will come out to play tonight, maybe not.

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       Hmrjmr1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Taking this to a new lower level...
       Would that then be the Ladies and Madame??
       
       

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          RainySunshineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          LOL - whatever you like Mister.

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          Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hmr you are officially my fav perv!

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             Hmrjmr1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I bear that title with Pride XXOO

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    would those ladies like a lift

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    drej2522posted 14 years ago

    hmmm...I wonder how I get on this famous Mamelody's perv list!

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       Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       well you just need to SUCK  a little more and show off your WANKER status..

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          drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          hehe...I can't compete in those threads.
          
          how goes it, BTW?

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    drej2522posted 14 years ago

    (tackles Myownworld) what's up, buddy?

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    Sa Toyaposted 14 years ago

    shakes...another I've just been told
    
    Surely it should be bobs or wobbles or bounce maybe even boing for that matter

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    Hmrjmr1posted 14 years ago

    how bout ninny pops??

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Sa Toya - whats up, I remember once being startled by a pair of breasts - yes it was in the shower room at the GYM - they had those fancy symbols on the door rather than simply man and woman...and yes I thought that looks like a man sign...but it wasnt...and yes....I walked in when a big lady called Birtha was off loading her front loader...she didnt scream just said.....I think your in the wrong place...they fell out of the front loader just as I turned to walk away....I thought to myself....there is not many of them in a Kilo...

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    drej2522posted 14 years ago

    what about flashlights...or no, wait, beamers!

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    I grew up in a small house with 8 sisters...I called them plentiful.....

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    Green Lotusposted 14 years ago

    Someone commented on my recent hub on small breasts, calling them Boops. I thought that was kinda cute.

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       Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Green,
       
       Men say that even if you just hve nipples. A friend when arguing with his wife calls her; nipples for tits. Her reply is; fastest gun in the west.

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    Tom Cornettposted 14 years ago

    Can't think of any...off to Hooters! 

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    Green Lotusposted 14 years ago

    My husband calls them "big ka-jungies" (not referring to mine, however).

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       Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Green,
       
       Do you call him; shortstop?

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    hangers on

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    the twins
    hooters
    knockers
    juggs
    boobies
    boobs
    fun bags
    tits
    head lights
    perky breasts
    perfect breasts
    petite breasts
    small breasts
    big breasts
    milk bags

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    Poppa Bluesposted 14 years ago

    I like to refer to them as fun bags!

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    hose bags
    floatation device
    weapons of mass destruction
    bazooms

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    pillows

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    the hills
    twin peaks
    pillows
    yum yums

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    titties
    big ol' breasteses
    jongas

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       A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I like big ol' breasteses

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