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The many names of breasts..

  1. Mamelody profile image61
    Mamelodyposted 7 years ago

    tits, knockers, tom-toms, coconuts, watermelons, ducklings, bazookas, weapons of mass distractions, etc..

    help me out people.. am trying to collect as many names as possible so I fit in the Guiness book of records!

    1. NewYorker profile image62
      NewYorkerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hypnotizers.

      1. Mamelody profile image61
        Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        good one.. reminds me of my ex boss.. every time I wore a tight t-shirt with a bit of cleavage he wouldn't even remember his name!

        1. Hmrjmr1 profile image79
          Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I'll bet he remembered yours though!! cool

    2. Harvey Stelman profile image62
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Mam,

      Why has everyone forgotten SET.

  2. Misha profile image74
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs, like on your first avatar tongue

    1. Mamelody profile image61
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      oh yeah how the hell did I miss boobs! lol

  3. drej2522 profile image83
    drej2522posted 7 years ago

    Juggggggggggs!

  4. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    Bazooms, headlights, lovely lady lumps, hooters.

    Hubby calls mine "the twins."

  5. Mike Lickteig profile image88
    Mike Lickteigposted 7 years ago

    sweater meat

    1. Going2Oahu profile image59
      Going2Oahuposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol - that's a new one smile

      1. sunforged profile image70
        sunforgedposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        im more familiar with "sweater puppies"

    2. drej2522 profile image83
      drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ha..nice!

  6. Going2Oahu profile image59
    Going2Oahuposted 7 years ago

    milkshakes

    1. profile image66
      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I like milkshakes! smile

  7. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    I did Race for the Cure today and our team name was The Hot Ta-tas!!

    The race was amazing. My favorite shirt said "Save a life, fondle your wife!"

    1. drej2522 profile image83
      drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      haha...lovely, Cole! lovely!

      1. Colebabie profile image61
        Colebabieposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Yeah it was fun. I think there were over 20,000 people there today. Good times smile

        1. drej2522 profile image83
          drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          awesome turnout...I guess people are inherently good...sometimes smile

        2. Colebabie profile image61
          Colebabieposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Here are some more team shirt themes from today...
          The Rack Pack
          Breast Friends
          and
          Save Second Base!

  8. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    Oh and... dirty pillows!

  9. Going2Oahu profile image59
    Going2Oahuposted 7 years ago

    "the girls"

  10. wyanjen profile image84
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    Thelma and Louise...

    Oh, you mean general names, not specific names?
    How about Bazooms?

    1. Mamelody profile image61
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I love Thelma and Louise.. classic wink

  11. Daniel Carter profile image88
    Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago

    The girls
    Pillows
    Bumpers
    Over the shoulder boulders
    Cantaloupes
    Melons
    Utter delights
    Gazangas


    I had a friend who called hers
    "mesquito bites"
    She complained about them being small. I, however, thought they were perfect (for the record).

    if you give me a little more time, I could probably think of more....
    wink

    1. Mamelody profile image61
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      dear god you must planning on bringing a long list as it been ten hours and you u still thinking! tongue

  12. Ladybird33 profile image40
    Ladybird33posted 7 years ago

    My sister calls hers "baby boobs" she is small smile  Also, I have heard of "cushions" and "boob traps"  Hehe smile

  13. Harvey Stelman profile image62
    Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago

    Watermelons

  14. Mike Lickteig profile image88
    Mike Lickteigposted 7 years ago

    knobs

  15. drej2522 profile image83
    drej2522posted 7 years ago

    barnes and noble

  16. Mr Nice profile image67
    Mr Niceposted 7 years ago

    Perfect breasts
    (o)(o)

    Fake silicone breasts
    ( + )( + )

    Perky breasts
    (*)(*)

    Big nipple breasts
    (@)(@)

    A cups
    o o

    D cups
    { O }{ O }

    Wonder bra breasts
    (oYo)

    Cold breasts
    ( ^ )( ^ )

    Lopsided breasts
    (o)(O)

    Pierced Breasts
    (Q)(O)

    Hanging Tassels Breasts
    (p)(p)

    Against The Shower Door Breasts
    ( )( )

    Android Breasts
    | o | | o |

    Martha Stewart's Breasts
    ($)($)

    OK Girls--now that you have had your laugh, remember breast cancer awareness -- so have those boobs checked out and stay healthy...

    1. NewYorker profile image62
      NewYorkerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Against the shower door breasts? Lol!

    2. myownworld profile image80
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ....have to say,  this definition takes the cake! big_smile

      1. Mr Nice profile image67
        Mr Niceposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I like Martha Stewart's Breasts
        ($)($)you see dollars hanging all over.....hahaha. Thanks but where is the cake?big_smile

  17. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    My breasts are...

    Perfect breasts
    (o)(o)

    D cups
    { O }{ O }

    And soon they will be...
    Against The Shower Door Breasts
    ( )( )

    1. drej2522 profile image83
      drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ummm, WOW! smile

    2. Daniel Carter profile image88
      Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I just choked on my chocolate....

    3. Mr Nice profile image67
      Mr Niceposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Wow perfect Boooobs, you must be a Coolbabe then. Can I follow you? If you promise to follow me too......hahaha.

    4. Harvey Stelman profile image62
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      cole,

      Make sure they don't hit your knees!

  18. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    Haha maybe a little too much info? Sorry big_smile

    1. drej2522 profile image83
      drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      haha...I love it! I might just have to take a shower myself now. tongue

    2. Sean Leong profile image76
      Sean Leongposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Papaya, Pancake..

  19. jonathanacosta17 profile image59
    jonathanacosta17posted 7 years ago

    here in the phils. we say:
      suso - traditional tagalog
      joga - probably a bastardization of 'jugs'

    how about 'mammary glands'  ?

    1. Daniel Carter profile image88
      Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yes, reminds me of a song Barbara Streisand made famous

      "Mammaries.....light the corners of my mind...."

      You know, "The Way We Were".

      Sorry...

  20. Jeffrey Neal profile image80
    Jeffrey Nealposted 7 years ago

    Mounds
    Orbs
    Bops
    Hangers AKA Heavy Hangers
    Cans
    Honkers
    Ta-Tas

    And when I first clicked this thread I thought it said The manLy names of breasts. It got me thinking about that poker guy who got a boob job a few years back on a $100,000 bet that he wouldn't do it and keep them for a year. lol

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    blatvaposted 7 years ago

    Bombs, and Blind Melons XD

  22. Jeffrey Neal profile image80
    Jeffrey Nealposted 7 years ago

    http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/boobs2.jpg
    Chesticles
    Fun Bags
    Whoppers yeah, I'm going with whoppers. big_smile

    1. packerpack profile image61
      packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Twin universe

  23. Red_Dragon profile image56
    Red_Dragonposted 7 years ago

    Tatas, or Bongos! big_smile

  24. profile image0
    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 7 years ago

    My ex used to call mine "Num nums." lol

  25. Sa Toya profile image76
    Sa Toyaposted 7 years ago

    bangers, naucs-nauticals (no idea why), my girls/ladies

    The Olsens (if they're lil ones)

    jigglypuffs

    mammaries

    boobsicles

    breasticles

    boobage

    depending on their size Double Dee's, A's AA etc

    1. NewYorker profile image62
      NewYorkerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      The Olsens?

      As in .. The Danish singers or Ashley and Mary Kate?

      1. Sa Toya profile image76
        Sa Toyaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol
        Mary Kate and Ashley

  26. Sa Toya profile image76
    Sa Toyaposted 7 years ago

    Ben & Jerry's I often call mine that...loves me their ice cream

    1. Mamelody profile image61
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I would kill for some ice cream right now tongue

  27. Hmrjmr1 profile image79
    Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago

    Luv Bubbles..

  28. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    I have never named them...they are just something to hold on to when that dam oil gets slippy and a man could lose his position......easy now....steedy girl...... smile

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image79
      Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You could so a hub on that lad...cool

  29. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Hmrjmr1 - that thought may well turn into a Hub.....we could call it....Holding on for Dear Life... smile

  30. Mamelody profile image61
    Mamelodyposted 7 years ago

    You guys are really a bunch of SUCKERS AND WANKERS!! tongue lol

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image79
      Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I freely admit to resembling that remark (Especially sucker...) cool

  31. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    I remember one time I fell right off......she was as flat as a mean pan cake......I tried to grab her hair but it came too - it was a wig - I ended up on the floor - thinking thats the last time I have a blind date with a woman who wears a big woolly jumper..... smile

    1. Mamelody profile image61
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

    2. Harvey Stelman profile image62
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Was it a man?

  32. RainySunshine profile image61
    RainySunshineposted 7 years ago

    I've always preferred calling them the ladies.

    Maybe the ladies will come out to play tonight, maybe not. smile

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image79
      Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Taking this to a new lower level...
      Would that then be the Ladies and Madame??

      cool

      1. RainySunshine profile image61
        RainySunshineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        LOL - whatever you like Mister.

      2. Mamelody profile image61
        Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Hmr you are officially my fav perv! lol lol lol

        1. Hmrjmr1 profile image79
          Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I bear that title with Pride cool XXOO

  33. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    would those ladies like a lift smile

  34. drej2522 profile image83
    drej2522posted 7 years ago

    hmmm...I wonder how I get on this famous Mamelody's perv list!

    1. Mamelody profile image61
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      well you just need to SUCK  a little more and show off your WANKER status..lol lol tongue

      1. drej2522 profile image83
        drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        hehe...I can't compete in those threads. tongue

        how goes it, BTW?

  35. drej2522 profile image83
    drej2522posted 7 years ago

    (tackles Myownworld) what's up, buddy? smile

  36. Sa Toya profile image76
    Sa Toyaposted 7 years ago

    shakes...another I've just been told

    Surely it should be bobs or wobbles or bounce maybe even boing for that matter

  37. Hmrjmr1 profile image79
    Hmrjmr1posted 7 years ago

    how bout ninny pops??

  38. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Sa Toya - whats up, I remember once being startled by a pair of breasts - yes it was in the shower room at the GYM - they had those fancy symbols on the door rather than simply man and woman...and yes I thought that looks like a man sign...but it wasnt...and yes....I walked in when a big lady called Birtha was off loading her front loader...she didnt scream just said.....I think your in the wrong place...they fell out of the front loader just as I turned to walk away....I thought to myself....there is not many of them in a Kilo... sad

  39. drej2522 profile image83
    drej2522posted 7 years ago

    what about flashlights...or no, wait, beamers!

  40. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    I grew up in a small house with 8 sisters...I called them plentiful.....

  41. Green Lotus profile image61
    Green Lotusposted 7 years ago

    Someone commented on my recent hub on small breasts, calling them Boops. I thought that was kinda cute.

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image62
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Green,

      Men say that even if you just hve nipples. A friend when arguing with his wife calls her; nipples for tits. Her reply is; fastest gun in the west.

  42. Tom Cornett profile image57
    Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago

    Can't think of any...off to Hooters!  smile

  43. Green Lotus profile image61
    Green Lotusposted 7 years ago

    My husband calls them "big ka-jungies" (not referring to mine, however).

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image62
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Green,

      Do you call him; shortstop?

  44. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    hangers on smile

  45. Stevennix2001 profile image83
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    the twins
    hooters
    knockers
    juggs
    boobies
    boobs
    fun bags
    tits
    head lights
    perky breasts
    perfect breasts
    petite breasts
    small breasts
    big breasts
    milk bags

  46. profile image0
    Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago

    I like to refer to them as fun bags! smile

  47. Stevennix2001 profile image83
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    hose bags
    floatation device
    weapons of mass destruction
    bazooms

  48. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    pillows

  49. Stevennix2001 profile image83
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    the hills
    twin peaks
    pillows
    yum yums wink

  50. Stevennix2001 profile image83
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    titties
    big ol' breasteses
    jongas

    1. profile image0
      A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I like big ol' breasteses

 
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