Ever experience that warm squishy feeling in the morning when you jump out of bed and shove your feet into your slippers, only to find the kitten has left you a little smelly gift, or the cat has left you its leftovers. Then there are the times when your mates decide to an egg in your boot or Ieave you a serving of syrup.
One of my work mates was complaining about a bad smell that was hanging around him all day. That afternoon he took his boots off - yeap the bad smell came from there apparantly he had stepped in duck shit that morning, didn't realise it.
Also heard of a chap who kept complaining about discomfor-t in his boots, this went on for a couple of weeks, then one day he decided to tip his boots up and guess what - out fell a badly decomposed mouse - what a horrible dead forthe mouse.
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