Atheists, please stay out.

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    SirDentposted 8 years ago

    http://www.crystalxp.net/galerie/img/img-images-lake-on-fire-jasonvanderreyden-5484.jpg

    I warned you!!!

    1. earnestshub profile image89
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol
      You knew one of us would have to look! smile

      1. Hokey profile image61
        Hokeyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Its still just a book. Written by humans

      2. qwark profile image55
        qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        There are no "atheists!"
        I hate redundancy! I told ya this before!

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        SirDentposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I was only wondering who would be first. tongue

    2. NewYorker profile image59
      NewYorkerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Goddamn it. I was tricked by a bible thumper..

    3. AEvans profile image77
      AEvansposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That was good!!! lololo naughty everyone has to peek. smile

    4. moanalisa profile image54
      moanalisaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Can you provide more than a crappy pic? Not sure what your point is here, but I can merely guess..

    5. LeslieAdrienne profile image77
      LeslieAdrienneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Sir Dent,

      That was pretty good......you got em! big_smile,lol big_smile

  2. Cagsil profile image82
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    I'm not even atheist. Hmmm....interesting tho. smile lol lol

    1. qwark profile image55
      qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Cag:
      I thought i was a very strong atheist for many yrs.
      I finally realized I wasn't. Couldn't be.
      I'm much happier now that I've figured it out....:-)

  3. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    I think it's the fire from a Christian oil rig! lol

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    SirDentposted 8 years ago

    Curiosity seems to nearly always get the best of us.

  5. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 8 years ago

    A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune." The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share." The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?" "I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?" "I'd like a million dollars." "O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?" "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."

    1. earnestshub profile image89
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol where do ya get em! Keep it up please!!!

    2. viryabo profile image87
      viryaboposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

    3. Pandoras Box profile image65
      Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Smart liberal. (Gee, I hope that doesn't sound elitist..)

  6. Cagsil profile image82
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    Hey Earnest...might be? lol lol

    1. earnestshub profile image89
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      smile

    2. earnestshub profile image89
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  7. wyanjen profile image81
    wyanjenposted 8 years ago

    relax everybody...
    I got it covered...

    http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:iBBTYbgiVOY2tM:http://www.arnwireless.com/images/fire-fire-fighters.jpg

    1. qwark profile image55
      qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Wyan:
      ...YER MY HERO!!!!   :-)

    2. wyanjen profile image81
      wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm not a firebug.  I'm not attracted to fire.

      FireMEN however...
      I'm very attracted smile

      I've been known to personally deliver my "Toy for Tot" Christmas donation... sure, they leave boxes all around the city, but why not drop it off at the firestation in person?
      big_smile big_smile big_smile

    3. Mieka profile image67
      Miekaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahahaha, well done, thanks for easing my mind smile

  8. Cagsil profile image82
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    Way to go Jen! lol lol

  9. Cagsil profile image82
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    cool lol lol

  10. wyanjen profile image81
    wyanjenposted 8 years ago

    cops too...
    is this TMI? lol

    The last time I got pulled over, the guy said "You seem very nervous."
    Whew. Nervous is not the word...

    I resisted the urge to say "Show me your gun!"
    big_smile

    sorry SirDent.
    This went horribly off-topic.
    lol lol

    1. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

  11. Colebabie profile image57
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    What's the fire for?

  12. Cagsil profile image82
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    A practical joke played by SirDent on Atheists. hmm

    1. AEvans profile image77
      AEvansposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You do have to agree it was funny just like you I guess I to have to lighten up a little. smile

      1. Cagsil profile image82
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Sorry AEvans, I actually cannot. Even, when I first come upon the thread....I waiting to see what happens....I didn't find it funny at all. And, I honestly don't need to lighten up either.

        I saw it as childish. If you disagree, that's okay too. smile tongue

  13. Colebabie profile image57
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Isn't a joke supposed to be funny?

    1. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I guess that would depend on what one person considers funny, versus what another might find funny?

      I guess he got a chuckle out of it. He said, he did it only to find which atheist would be the first to post. I called it a practical joke. It was only funny to that person. smile wink tongue

      How are you today Cole? smile

      1. Colebabie profile image57
        Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        If he had added, "Stop drop and roll bitches!" then it would have been funny. Or maybe thats just my sense of humor? smile

        I'm doing okay. Studied from 11am-5pm, then went to work from 5-8:30, then back studying until a little bit ago. Had to leave the library it was making me sneeze smile

        How are you?

        1. Cagsil profile image82
          Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I'm doing good. smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    lol

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    hamstersmessiahposted 8 years ago

    awww what a nice fellow trying to save all the atheists from hellfire.  he's so sure that's where they're headed i suppose.  funny god who takes delight in torturing those who dare to question.  the creator i know loves many atheists much more than the unquestioning sheep who blindly follow dogma (and i'm not singling out one faith here) in the misguided belief that obedience from his creatures is what the creator wants.  the creator gave us a mind, will and creative power so that we can extend creation as inheritors of the creator's legacy.  those who dare to chart there own path are more assured of salvation than any paint-by-numbers acolyte who dresses the halls of institutions of worship.  i could be wrong but if i am i will burn brighter than any star for i choose to exercise free will in the pursuit of my creation.

    1. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      If you don't know who your parent are? Then why didn't you say that in the beginning, instead of writing in so much other meaningless statements.

      Clarity isn't your strong suit, I take it? smile

      Just curious? smile

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        hamstersmessiahposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        cheap shot...  clarity is in the eye of the beholder.  what i have said i havce said.  why should anybody worry about the welfare of people who possess the faculty to think for themselves?

        1. Valerie F profile image53
          Valerie Fposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Because some people aren't too selfish to give a rat's rear about others? Not everyone who thinks for themselves thinks perfectly, after all.

  16. torimari profile image67
    torimariposted 8 years ago

    Oh, no. It's a badly Adobe photoshopped flame.

    1. earnestshub profile image89
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

    2. Pandoras Box profile image65
      Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oooh, scary..

  17. Sara Tonyn profile image57
    Sara Tonynposted 8 years ago

    Whether you're going to Heaven or Hell make your reservations with a good travel agency.

    Be sure to select your destination at the bottom.

    http://www.bettybowers.com/travel.html

    1. earnestshub profile image89
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It certainly pays to book ahead! lol

 
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