Atheists, please stay out.

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   SirDentposted 13 years ago

   
   
   I warned you!!!

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      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      You knew one of us would have to look!

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         Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Its still just a book. Written by humans

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         qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         There are no "atheists!"
         I hate redundancy! I told ya this before!

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         SirDentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I was only wondering who would be first.

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      NewYorkerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Goddamn it. I was tricked by a bible thumper..

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      AEvansposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That was good!!! lololo naughty everyone has to peek.

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      moanalisaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Can you provide more than a crappy pic? Not sure what your point is here, but I can merely guess..

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      LeslieAdrienneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Sir Dent,
      
      That was pretty good......you got em! ,

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   I'm not even atheist. Hmmm....interesting tho.

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      qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Cag:
      I thought i was a very strong atheist for many yrs.
      I finally realized I wasn't. Couldn't be.
      I'm much happier now that I've figured it out....:-)

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   earnestshubposted 13 years ago

   I think it's the fire from a Christian oil rig!

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   SirDentposted 13 years ago

   Curiosity seems to nearly always get the best of us.

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   Hokeyposted 13 years ago

   A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune." The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share." The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?" "I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?" "I'd like a million dollars." "O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?" "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."

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      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      where do ya get em! Keep it up please!!!

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      viryaboposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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      Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Smart liberal. (Gee, I hope that doesn't sound elitist..)

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   Hey Earnest...might be?

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      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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   wyanjenposted 13 years ago

   relax everybody...
   I got it covered...
   
   

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      qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Wyan:
      ...YER MY HERO!!!!   :-)

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      wyanjenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I'm not a firebug.  I'm not attracted to fire.
      
      FireMEN however...
      I'm very attracted
      
      I've been known to personally deliver my "Toy for Tot" Christmas donation... sure, they leave boxes all around the city, but why not drop it off at the firestation in person?
      

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      Miekaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahahaha, well done, thanks for easing my mind

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   Way to go Jen!

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   

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    wyanjenposted 13 years ago

    cops too...
    is this TMI?
    
    The last time I got pulled over, the guy said "You seem very nervous."
    Whew. Nervous is not the word...
    
    I resisted the urge to say "Show me your gun!"
    
    
    sorry SirDent.
    This went horribly off-topic.
    

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       Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Colebabieposted 13 years ago

    What's the fire for?

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    A practical joke played by SirDent on Atheists.

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       AEvansposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You do have to agree it was funny just like you I guess I to have to lighten up a little.

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          Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Sorry AEvans, I actually cannot. Even, when I first come upon the thread....I waiting to see what happens....I didn't find it funny at all. And, I honestly don't need to lighten up either.
          
          I saw it as childish. If you disagree, that's okay too.

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    Colebabieposted 13 years ago

    Isn't a joke supposed to be funny?

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       Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I guess that would depend on what one person considers funny, versus what another might find funny?
       
       I guess he got a chuckle out of it. He said, he did it only to find which atheist would be the first to post. I called it a practical joke. It was only funny to that person.
       
       How are you today Cole?

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          Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          If he had added, "Stop drop and roll bitches!" then it would have been funny. Or maybe thats just my sense of humor?
          
          I'm doing okay. Studied from 11am-5pm, then went to work from 5-8:30, then back studying until a little bit ago. Had to leave the library it was making me sneeze
          
          How are you?

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             Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I'm doing good.

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    lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

    

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    hamstersmessiahposted 13 years ago

    awww what a nice fellow trying to save all the atheists from hellfire.  he's so sure that's where they're headed i suppose.  funny god who takes delight in torturing those who dare to question.  the creator i know loves many atheists much more than the unquestioning sheep who blindly follow dogma (and i'm not singling out one faith here) in the misguided belief that obedience from his creatures is what the creator wants.  the creator gave us a mind, will and creative power so that we can extend creation as inheritors of the creator's legacy.  those who dare to chart there own path are more assured of salvation than any paint-by-numbers acolyte who dresses the halls of institutions of worship.  i could be wrong but if i am i will burn brighter than any star for i choose to exercise free will in the pursuit of my creation.

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       Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       If you don't know who your parent are? Then why didn't you say that in the beginning, instead of writing in so much other meaningless statements.
       
       Clarity isn't your strong suit, I take it?
       
       Just curious?

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          hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          cheap shot...  clarity is in the eye of the beholder.  what i have said i havce said.  why should anybody worry about the welfare of people who possess the faculty to think for themselves?

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             Valerie Fposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Because some people aren't too selfish to give a rat's rear about others? Not everyone who thinks for themselves thinks perfectly, after all.

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    torimariposted 13 years ago

    Oh, no. It's a badly Adobe photoshopped flame.

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       earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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       Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oooh, scary..

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    Sara Tonynposted 13 years ago

    Whether you're going to Heaven or Hell make your reservations with a good travel agency.
    
    Be sure to select your destination at the bottom.
    
    http://www.bettybowers.com/travel.html

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       earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       It certainly pays to book ahead!

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