Weekly writing tips

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   Rupert Taylorposted 3 years ago

   This week the powers that be are telling us how to write titles with the question "So, how do you maximize your chances of attractive viewers?"
   
   The first answer that comes to mind is proofreading so you don't make basic grammar errors.
   
   Personally, I don't care if my viewers are attractive or ugly - I'm not in the dating market -  I just want them to show up and stick around long enough to earn me a nickel.

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      Misbah786posted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Lol!
      
      I really enjoyed what you said. . . . Ha Ha!
      
      Stay well and Blessed!

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      theraggededgeposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      Oh yeah... "So, how do you maximize your chances of attractive viewers? Make your title creative, informative, interesting, and unique!"
      
      I'm going to do it. I will ask readers to rate their attractiveness on a scale of 1 - 10 in the comments.
      
      Oh.
      
      

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      Kenna McHughposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      I am sure whoever wrote this is kicking themselves! Moral of the story: Proof your work.

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   Misbah786posted 3 years ago

   #AttractiveViewers

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   Jodahposted 3 years ago

   Oh damn! And here I was thinking that all my readers were attractive.

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      Misbah786posted 3 years agoin reply to this

      +1
      
      

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   Miebakagh57posted 3 years ago

   attracting viewers or 'attractive viewers'? And someone here is trying to behave like that guy in the movie 'SALT'.

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   SDMistryposted 3 years ago

   In short, do a bit of make up of your articles and they themselve will attract attractive viewers.

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   PaulGoodman67posted 3 years ago

   Oh boy, just having readers is no longer good enough! Now we need to ensure that they're more beautiful? A balding, fat, older man like me has no chance!

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      SDMistryposted 3 years agoin reply to this

      You can put yourself in the category of bald and beautiful.

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   Peggy Wposted 3 years ago

   Oops!  I never gave a thought to how attractive our viewers might be.  Haha!

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   Rupert Taylorposted 3 years ago

   I'm going to start targetting my articles to old, balding, fat guys on the grounds that there are more of us than there are supermodels. In solidarity with Paul.

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   Misbah786posted 3 years ago

   The bald head look has its own place in fashion. Who said fat old men with bald heads couldn't be attractive?
   
   Never Let The Spirit Go Down!!
   
   #BaldnessInFashion

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    Miebakagh57posted 3 years ago

    Rupert is starting a laugh. I don't mean a joke or a hoax. I hope good old Paul doesn't mind?

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