I've written a song about the pending stats, please check it out!

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   PaulGoodman67posted 20 months ago

   There's been so much "pending" going on recently in the stats, I decided to write a song about it.
   
   This ditty should be sung to the tune of the Broadway song and Shirley Bassey hit "(Hey) Big Spender."
   
   The moment I clicked on the stats
   I could see you were a word of indistinction
   A real big pender
   Mysterious and so refined
   I’d loved to know the dollar figures going on behind
   So let me get right to the point
   I don't pop my cork for every stat I see
   Hey big pender,
   Reveal your enigma to me

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      WriterJanisposted 20 months agoin reply to this

      Oh this is good Paul!

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      eugbugposted 20 months agoin reply to this

      

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      Mark Ewbieposted 20 months agoin reply to this

      Excellent!

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      Kenna McHughposted 20 months agoin reply to this

      Nice ditty!

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      Matt Wellsposted 20 months agoin reply to this

      We apologize for the delayed stats of Amazon earnings
      
      For that information, you must be yearning
      
      One thing to know, this is not HubPages's fault
      
      We are waiting on Amazon, their data pipeline is tied in a knot
      
      Stats will eventually process, so don't fear
      
      I suggest picking up a six pack, relax, and have few beers!

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         Patty Inglish, MSposted 20 months agoin reply to this

         Good one!

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         Kenna McHughposted 20 months agoin reply to this

         Matt, Nice one!

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      jansharesposted 20 months agoin reply to this

      Lol! Hilarious, Paul. Love the humor, Matt.

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   theraggededgeposted 20 months ago

   So good, Paul. Perhaps a career change beckons?

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   john000posted 20 months ago

   Like it!

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   PaulGoodman67posted 20 months ago

   Thanks to everyone for their kind comments!
   
   I'm beginning to wonder if the Amazon stats will ever catch up, they're always a few days behind nowadays!

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      Kenna McHughposted 20 months agoin reply to this

      Amazon earnings pending is a drag!

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   abwilliamsposted 20 months ago

   I thought I saw, "Amazing earnings", had to scroll back and investigate further...LOL!!!

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      Kenna McHughposted 20 months agoin reply to this

      LOL! Amazing some day! These pending Amazon earnings will probably roll over on Pay Out Day, the 28th.

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