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   gmwilliamsposted 3 months ago

   
   What was the most nonsensical saying you have ever heard?

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      theraggededgeposted 3 months agoin reply to this

      "Safe and effective".

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      Miebakagh57posted 3 months agoin reply to this

      'When a person is dead, they're dead as a cow'.

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      tsmogposted 3 months agoin reply to this

      You are not lost if you know where your standing.

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      SerenityHaloposted 3 months agoin reply to this

      “I’m working on fine tuning my entire body to be a didgeridoo.” Person then proceeds to make didgeridoo sounds.
      
      It’s a quote from New Zealand Today. It’s a satirical news program by Guy Williams. He interviews some of the most random people imaginable.

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      Jan Stepanposted 3 months agoin reply to this

      ''Everything will be solved on its own''.

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   Readmikenowposted 3 months ago

   Men can get pregnant.

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   Jodahposted 3 months ago

   My father always used to say this, “the barefooted boy with boots on, sat standing on the grass.”

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   Gregory DeVictorposted 3 months ago

   "Pleasing odor" (One of my college freshman students used that term once in a research paper.)

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   Gregory DeVictorposted 3 months ago

   "A little bit of bad credit history won't really hurt you." (Just try getting a mortgage at a desirable APR with "a little bit of bad credit history" and see what happens.)

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   Genna Eastposted 3 months ago

   “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”  (Or try commenting on Hubpages.)
   —Will Ferrell

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   GwennyOhposted 2 months ago

   This old poem is said to be by Tyler Rager but it's probably misattributed. It's estimated to be from the early 1900s or earlier. It is one of the sillier things I've ever heard.
   
   Two Dead Boys
   
   Ladies and gentleman skinny and stout
   I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about
   The admission is free so pay at the door
   Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor
   
   One bright day in the middle of night
   Two dead boys got up to fight
   Back to back they faced each other
   Drew their swords and shot each other
   
   The blind man came to see fair play
   The mute man came to shout 'hooray!'
   The deaf policeman heard the noise
   And came to stop the two dead boys
   
   He lived on the corner in the middle of a block
   In a two-story house on a vacant lot
   A legless man came walking by
   And kicked the lawman in the thigh
   
   He crashed through a wall without making a sound
   Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned
   A long black hearse came to cart him away
   But he ran for his life and is still gone today
   
   I watched from the corner of a big round table
   The only eyewitness to facts of my fable
   But if you doubt that my lies are true
   Just ask the blind man, as he saw it too

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   Gregory DeVictorposted 2 months ago

   Years ago, a wise person told me to "make haste slowly."

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