Redneck Houseboat! We're Movin' on Up in the World!

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Michael Willisposted 14 years ago
Just bought me a Redneck Houseboat! I am movin' on Up in the world! lol

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  Ohmaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I like it!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Love it !!!
  
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  Brenda Durhamposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  haha
  perfect!
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  lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think it looks pretty nice! Opening a restaurant downstairs?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hey Lorlie, I reckon it looks pretty good to Michael too, he is probably saving his pennies as we speak
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  lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Now, all of us are going to half to meet somewhere in the middle, you know. BP-Australia, Michael-Arkansas, lorlie6-Crazy ole California. Hmmm. I'd say we meet somewhere in Arizona where there's a lake. Is there such a place?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Is Arizona in Africa????
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  lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I do believe you're correct, you lovely nurse, you!!!!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And the Redneck Party Planner for the Cruise will be:
  
  Very creative. Imaginative.
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  wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  the funniest part of this picture is the crown.
  Have it your way!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  When I found this picture, I couldn't resist posting it. The thing is...I actually saw a woman hold her cup this way once.
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  wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  I'm glad you didn't resist. This may be a perfect partner for Ron Montgomery.
  
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ouch! lol
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  wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Here's what I mean:
  http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/39314#post909674
  
  let's play cupid
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ROTFLOL....Okay...I was trying to forget that pic. They would make a pair.
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  lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  But Michael, where will you sleep? Between those two and Ron Montgomery, there will be little room for the owner...
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  UHhhh, I will lease it out to them and Hire a captain.
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  wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I wouldn't worry too much.
  This houseboat is perfectly safe for the lovely couple.. as long as they stay on the bottom deck. She does look a tad top heavy.
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  lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Bottom heavy, as well, don't you think?
  I can only imagine what the Captain looks like.
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hmmm, one looks top heavy and the other a little bottom heavy. Might want to add some extra "floaties."
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  lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thinking ahead? I like that in a man!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol, of course.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh Michael you got two hot women chicadees going on there.
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Always more fun with...more than one!
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  Faybe Bayposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I want one two! Man why can't I get me any cool redneck stuff.
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  QuincyDaWonderDogposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ...dat is da most spectaularest house I haves ever seen...
  
  lucky.
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  wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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  politicsdayleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yee Haaa!
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flread45posted 14 years ago
Could be no more property tax!!
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Michael Willisposted 14 years ago
On the right river, I could have a casino nite and have my redneck lady friends over.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And what river would that be ?
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hmmm, I could take it on the Mississippi! The Arkansas might be ok. Has to be considered international waterway I think.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That sounds like fun ! R U really going to do it ?
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If I really had that boat...you bet!!! of course you would be invited.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  So you're lying ? It was a joke! LOL
  I'm disappointed !
  
  GRRRR!!!!
  
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ahhh, sorry Tantrum. That houseboat does not look safe enough to me for a river!!! Trying to lighten the hub forum mood for some laughs tonight.
  
  I found that pic looking for some pics for a new hub.
  
  You ever see those signs that say "Looking for wife;must have truck and boat"...I am trying to find that online and cannot find it. I have typed the phrase every way possible.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You shouldn't look for a wife on the net. Might end up stuck with a monster ! LOL
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol, oh no,no,no, not for me, for a hub I am writing. Has to do with redneck women.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  I don't know anything about red neck women!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hmmm, you will after I get my hub done. Being a southern gentleman, I find redneck women absolutely wonderful.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm not American, so I don't understand what South has to do with finding red neck women wonderful.
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  AH, I forgot! Redneck women are tough, blunt, say anything, do anything they feel like, take nothing off nobody type.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I see ! Tough !
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  habeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm not sure about the blunt part. Most GA women are very genteel and diplomatic - at least until they're f#$%ed over. Then, watch out!!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Georgia Southern Belle's are more polite than our Arkansas redneck women. They are blunt here. lol
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  flread45posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What part of the neck?
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  ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  So right Michael. A redneck gal is the best. If you get into an argument with her at night and throw her ass out and lock the door she can survive all night and be so humble in the morning.
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  lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Who is gonna be humble in the morning, CC? I'd say you'd be the one, since she was probably one helluva good lay!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol, I have to agree with Lorlie here. I might be the one sleeping outside.
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  wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  There was a sign for about a year and a half, along highway US 23 in northern Michigan
  
  It said in giant letters:
  LAND FOR SALE: 1 ACRE
  
  Underneath in much smaller letters:
  
  with house.
  
  I don't see it up there anymore, so apparently they suckered somebody into buying property with a house on it. shhhh!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol, sounds like the house was the "hidden" part of the deal. Must have been some house.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  A modern day Huck Finn, uhhhh huh!
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Randy Godwinposted 14 years ago
Hey! That's my boat!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Uh, oh! I got it from a friend of a friend who's friend had another friend of a former friend's girlfriend!
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  Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hey! That was my girlfriend!
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  habeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Again, Randy, don't lie! Your girlfriend ain't near that big, or as nice!
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habeeposted 14 years ago
Don't lie, Randy! Your houseboat ain't nowhere near that big...or as fancy!
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  Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah! But my new one has a doublewide cabin.
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Michael Willisposted 14 years ago
It matches my Condo.

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habeeposted 14 years ago
Hey, RD - you could always put one of the Scotties on pontoons!
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habeeposted 14 years ago
Tantrum, I think that depends on your definition of "redneck." Many in the South consider a redneck someone who's down to earth. Someone unpretentious who enjoys activities like sports, camping, fishing, hunting, horseback riding, and gardening. Someone who doesn't take himself too seriously. Most rednecks are conservatives or moderates. They're not limited to the South, either! The Midwest has loads of rednecks!
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  Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Spoken by a true redneck woman!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thanks Habee for the info!
  But I still don't get it !
  I thought red necks were working class people with outdoor jobs. Like farming or driving trucks
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It can be an attitude as well for those in the south. Most think of a redneck as a poor dirty uneducated hillbilly.....but that is not all true anymore.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I see ! My information is not updated !
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yep! Sounds right Habee. Arkansas here and our redneck women are exciting, but down to earth and no fuss or frills about them. What you see with them is what you get.
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  PrettyPantherposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You are in Arkansas? We are visiting there in one week and considering purchasing land there. I was also born there.
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  My family has been here for generations. Southwest Arkansas. I am more south central now. There are a lot of beautiful places here. Lots of lakes.
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You wouldn't by chance be coming up for Oaklawn Racing would you?
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  PrettyPantherposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No, I don't even know what that is ...?
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oaklawn Track is Horse racing.
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  PrettyPantherposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I do enjoy horse racing, but our schedule is already full. However, if we end up buying property there, now I know about it.
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  PrettyPantherposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  We are looking at a few properties in the foothills of the Ozarks. I have tons of family there, although I barely know them. We moved away when I was 3 and visited once when I was 12. I remember it as being pretty, like Oregon.
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I like the Ozarks. Hot Springs is close by. It is fun there especially in Spring and Summer.
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Ohmaposted 14 years ago
I am a North Easten Redneck.
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habeeposted 14 years ago
Tantrum, I'll give you my husband's definition of a redneck woman: A woman who will fish with him and get down and dirty cleaning the fish. Then she'll be able to make a delicious meal of fried fish, grits, slaw, and hushpuppies. This same woman should be able to to transition easily the next night, getting all dressed up to go out to a fancy party!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm not a red neck then !
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Habee...you have one of those signs..."Man seeks wife: must hunt, fish, cook, clean and have boat" I am looking for a picture to use with that saying or something similar.
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  Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "Send picture of boat." That one?
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That may be the last part of it. I want to use the pic in a hub.
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habeeposted 14 years ago
Sorry, Michael, I don't have one. I've seen them, though!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I know I saw one online a while back, but forgot where. Now I need it and can't find it again. lol
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  Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  There is a shop in Gatlinburg, Tenn. which sells those type of signs. Can't remember the name though. I started to buy a street sign which said "Asshole Alley" and another one with "Cold Hearted Bitch Way" on it.
  
  A shop called "The Acorn" may have been the one, if not, they can tell you which shop it was.
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ok, thanks. I will see if I can find that shop online.
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blondepoetposted 14 years ago

This is my boat, my jet ski, am taking it out on the dam Easter weekend with a heap of friends. Riding it is awesome, like riding a motor-bike on water.
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That a big jet ski. You must enjoy it. Looks like fun!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It is just so much fun. We also have skis, a couple of kneeboards and a big tube, getting on them and falling off is the best bit.
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The Tube is my favorite and the kneeboard, until it hits you in the chin that is. lol
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LMAO heck that happens to me all the time....Last time I went out something went wrong as I was half-way across the dam.
  I had to flip the seat and grab the oars, to row back to shore...
  Another humble experience amongst the shore-line crowd hahah.
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  samboiamposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That looks like fun. Can I come along?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh for sure. Can you imagine if all us hubbers lived close by to each other, the fun we could have.
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol, fun and...trouble!?!?
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samboiamposted 14 years ago
Trouble for sure. But oh how much fun it would be.

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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  With the hubcrew...you betcha!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Everyone needs to get in their boats and start rowing to Australia. Mmm or we could meet half way
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh and that is only putting it mildly haha.
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
hahaha touche Laurel
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
I made love to a redneck gal once on a boat like that. It sank and we got all wet.
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wyanjenposted 14 years ago

you guys are cracking me up tonight. Thanks for the smiles!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  We all need to laugh. I have had fun tonight also.
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lorlie6posted 14 years ago
I wish I could keep this up all nite, but I'm off to dream of houseboats and houseboaters...good nite all!
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  wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm out too...
  sleep good
  
  Take it easy Michael!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  See you all later. This has been a blast.
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  wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  actually, when I read the first post, before I figured out that you were kidding around, I thought - damn. could use a little paint, but how cool!!
  
  Up here in Michigan we have our own Great Northern Rednecks. If it was a great lakes redneck house boat, it would be covered in mounted deer antlers and it would be painted camo. 'Cept not the regular green camo, no - the fluorescent hunter's orange camo.
  
  sorry, I'm yawning my face off. You kids have fun - see you later
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
that almost looks like a boat I was on once years ago down in Mexico. The senoritas were so accommodating, the tequila great, and music hot.
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habeeposted 14 years ago
I'm surprised you came back to the US, Charlie!!
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  ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Too damn hot down there for my butt.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It helps to apply sun-screen before you don your G-banger Ralwus.
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wyanjenposted 14 years ago
I just had to pop in real quick today~

The Redneck Houseboat has had me grinning all morning.
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It was a lot of fun. After this past week...it was good to have something to laugh about.
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Michael Willisposted 14 years ago
I have had this song running through my head this morning:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wFEB4Oxlo
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  Art 4 Lifeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I have laughed and laughed reading all the posts....I feel right at home...in fact, the houseboat looks like a boat I saw last week out on the lake here...seriously...HAHA
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  One thing I have learned living out in the country...you will see Amazing things!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Makes me think of the saying..."If life gives you lemons, make Lemonade."
  If you ain't got a yacht...make do with what you got!
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  wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  well, here is what has been running through MY head:
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QlR5gxnunY
  
  I think we've got all the bases covered!
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh man, I should have posted that under the Houseboat picture. lol
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Michael Willisposted 14 years ago
Anyone up for a game of Redneck Horseshoes?

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cosetteposted 14 years ago
ok i know this will sound strange but that actually looks pretty cool!

i think if everyone lived on houseboats it would be a better world. if you don't like your neighbors you could just go set up shop somewhere else. plus you could just fish for catfish when you get hungry. i even like trailers and i don't live in one but i secretly want to.
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  Michael Willisposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Gives a recycled use for the old toilet seats. lol
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