RD, I swear, as I was typing "spectrum," I knew you'd be thinking "speculum"! I know you too well!
Nah, BP - he's not a cowboy. He hates horses! Unless they're country fried. He used to tease my youngest daughter all the time about turning her little horse into "pony cracklings."
RD, think how much easier your job today would have been if you'd had a good horse!