The Poo Hub

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  1. Falsor Wing profile image59
    Falsor Wingposted 13 years ago

    I just wrote a hub while using the john, took about 15 minutes from birth of idea to completion of article. Of course I then spent 45 minutes doing keyword research. Do any other hubbers have similar tales of spontaneous outbreaks of hub?

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  2. alternate poet profile image67
    alternate poetposted 13 years ago

    Not me - it is too easy to end up with a crappy hub that way big_smile

    Seriously yes, my last hub poem fell onto paper from first thought to done in about thirty minutes, at least until I get round to the inevitable revision.

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    1. LarasMama profile image61
      LarasMamaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I have this evil habit of coming up with a perfect piece of writing (be it poem, hub or just general idea) when I'm somewhere without a pen or too lazy to get one. That's generally in the shower or right before I goto sleep!

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      1. Falsor Wing profile image59
        Falsor Wingposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I carry a pen around enough that if I have an idea in the shower I'll often grab at my hip dumbly for a minute before I realize I'm not wearing pants and thus have no pen.

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        1. LarasMama profile image61
          LarasMamaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          At work I generally have a pocket on the front of my shirt with a pen and pad in it - I often get random looks from strangers when I'm out and about in civvies and appear to be groping my own boob!

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          1. Falsor Wing profile image59
            Falsor Wingposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I gotta say your pen story is better than mine.

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            1. LarasMama profile image61
              LarasMamaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              Now all you need to do to beat me is start wearing those jocks with pockets in front! Hmmm lol there's an idea for a hub!...

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          2. alternate poet profile image67
            alternate poetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            So if I need your pad and pen in a hurry . . . . .

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            1. LarasMama profile image61
              LarasMamaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              ..... you better hope that I fed my baby recently or you'll be squinting!

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              1. alternate poet profile image67
                alternate poetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                big_smile big_smile big_smile

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  3. marcofratelli profile image75
    marcofratelliposted 13 years ago

    That's hilarious!

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  4. Daniel Carter profile image64
    Daniel Carterposted 13 years ago

    Poo poetry can be delightful. I've actually written a little poo poetry.
    However, I confess, that my time on the throne is not spent writing hubs, answering phone calls (I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THAT ONE!!!), or checking emails. Reading, yes once in a while...

    You make me laugh, peeps.
    Thin q, thin q, mary vuch.
    smile

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