Just wondering...

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  1. lxxy profile image59
    lxxyposted 8 years ago

    Who would really win in a fight? Zombie Jesus or a Cyborg Moses?

    http://lh3.ggpht.com/_BRMr2D3unLI/S9McFgJJTOI/AAAAAAAAAF4/-MhW7H1HQTQ/s800/opt_Zombie-Jesus-10-copy.jpg

  2. goldenpath profile image70
    goldenpathposted 8 years ago

    Twisted, dude!

  3. Haunty profile image80
    Hauntyposted 8 years ago

    Oh, the good old days when people still showed interest in intelligent discussions like this one... *sighs*

    Maybe if you'd mentioned a more recent politician.

  4. Shadesbreath profile image82
    Shadesbreathposted 8 years ago

    Zombie Jesus, because, frankly, it was in his zombie state that he started showing feets of strength like moving boulders around and stuff anyway.  Before that it was just food tricks and the like.  Cyborg Moses would rely on technology too much, and Jesus could just run out onto some deep water and Cyborg Moses would have a lot of his weapons systems shorting out.  He could then be slain.  And even if he did manage to off Zombie Jesus, Z.J. could just come back again because he has God backing him up.  Moses doesn't have that kind of support.  He's a favorite, yes, but he doesn't get more lives.  Definately Jesus.

    1. Haunty profile image80
      Hauntyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, but don't forget that Moses was pretty good with water while he was a mere human. Now he is a cyborg and I'm guessing that just made him a lot faster. And what! This is between Z.J. and C.M. God will not ridicule himself by openly backing his son.

  5. profile image0
    Justine76posted 8 years ago

    Jesus, he gave the power to Moses....
    how about ninja vs samuria?

    1. goldenpath profile image70
      goldenpathposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Nah, Donald Duck vs Chicken Hawk! smile

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        Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u71/bizarroninja/Family_Guy_Chicken_Fight.gif

        1. goldenpath profile image70
          goldenpathposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          My ultimate hero! smile

      2. Arthur Fontes profile image81
        Arthur Fontesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I would put my money on Daffy Duck.  He was a feisty one.

        1. Shadesbreath profile image82
          Shadesbreathposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Daffy Duck gets his butt kicked by inanimate objects.  Even his own quarterstaff smacks him down in the Robin Hood one.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ_R5XaD2-8

          smile (The "Yikes and away thing" - about 3:50 in - still kills me.)

            And I DID forget about Moses's water thing.  He could part the sea and drop Z.J. a long way to the sea bed. As for God, He could back Z.J. without making a big fuss.  I mean, he has his back before as a zombie, in fact, he made him into one to begin with, so, it's totally His idea.

          1. Arthur Fontes profile image81
            Arthur Fontesposted 8 years agoin reply to this



            Daffy is persistent and sometimes that is what will win fights.

            Its not the size of the duck in the fight it is the size of the fight in the duck that counts.

 
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