Why did the chicken cross the road?

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  1. seanorjohn profile image77
    seanorjohnposted 8 years ago

    I know the traditional answer is " to get to the other side".
    but think how politicos would answer.

    under our government 70% of chickens have crossed the roads successfully.


    chickens crossing roads are our number one priority.

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I know chickens that have crossed roads. they were following a dog.

  2. ediggity profile image61
    ediggityposted 8 years ago

    Are they un-caged organic chickens?  Otherwise, I fail to see the humor in this joke about escaped animals from captivity.  Now, back to my chicken parm.....mmmm chicken parm.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That is because you are from the USA>

  3. samboiam profile image61
    samboiamposted 8 years ago

    The reason the chicken crossed the road was to show the armadillo it could be done.

    That is some East Texas humor.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Excellent answer.

  4. goldenpath profile image68
    goldenpathposted 8 years ago

    It was stupid enough to randomly cross the road without it's head.  There goes chicken, there goes supper! sad

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      strange answer but I guess it was a strange question.

  5. profile image0
    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    to relieve his pecker

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ralwus , you could be right.You seem to know things.

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      pburgerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      The chicken was a female - the pecker was found on the rooster who didn't cross the road

  6. Cagsil profile image80
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    roll

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Cagsil, what does that strange symbol mean?

  7. earnestshub profile image86
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    Chickens need to cross roads to enlarge their perspective.

    If unlucky they do not always achieve their goal but the good is in the trying.
    Foxes bet against them and sit on the other side waiting for dinner to be splattered.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I think you are right. Their perspective needs to be enlarged.
      Spot on.

  8. profile image0
    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Hah!~ maybe it's because we had over 4,000 chickens on the farm when I was a teen. I know chickens. filthy birds.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Too right. I waNT TO KEEP CHICKENS BUT WHEn I get told they attract rats I get scared, Read my hub on scared of mice. Whimsical nonsense. I'm not a proper writer.

  9. SpanStar profile image61
    SpanStarposted 8 years ago

    Are these the Colonel's chickens because they would have a good reason for crossing the road.

  10. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    To escape Sherriff Joe Arpaio's thugs.  The chicken lost his papers.

  11. LeanMan profile image88
    LeanManposted 8 years ago

    It was scared that the sheep was going to be unavailable...

  12. CarpetDiem profile image75
    CarpetDiemposted 8 years ago

    To read the interesting hub that was on the other side? smile

  13. LeanMan profile image88
    LeanManposted 8 years ago

    No election crap on the other side of the road!!!!

  14. ExpandYourMind profile image71
    ExpandYourMindposted 8 years ago

    Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      So true.

  15. Daniel Carter profile image74
    Daniel Carterposted 8 years ago

    An assortment of educated and slightly political answers to this question are here:

    http://www.pathguy.com/chicken.htm

    1. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for that daniel. Absolutely brilliant. so glad you gave me that link.

  16. Greek One profile image73
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    Because he fell for the old "My grandpa needs you to come over and give him directions" ploy

    http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/colonel-sanders-1.jpg

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Is that Brenda?

      1. Greek One profile image73
        Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        that's just toooooooooooooooo mean for words

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          You're right......

          Sorry Colonel Sanders.

  17. LeanMan profile image88
    LeanManposted 8 years ago

    Because he was linked to the pervert....

  18. Rafini profile image87
    Rafiniposted 8 years ago

    the chicken crossed the road because he knew he could, many other chickens have gotten away with it for years!

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      Home Girlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Because he was too chicken to stay on this side of the road!

    2. Joni Douglas profile image84
      Joni Douglasposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      For the free lunch?

  19. waynet profile image69
    waynetposted 8 years ago

    To warn the cows that a car was coming.

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      stupid cows..like they cant see the crows...

      1. waynet profile image69
        waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Or the marshmallows!

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          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          what? no really...what? This is wierd....

          1. waynet profile image69
            waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Well it was the cows fault, trying to wear marshmallows as shoes, I suppose.............

    2. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That rings true.

  20. zzron profile image58
    zzronposted 8 years ago

    To get away from the KFC.

    1. waynet profile image69
      waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Too late!

      http://tclehner.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/fried-chicken.jpg

      1. LeanMan profile image88
        LeanManposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        That looks like it has been left dead on the side of the road too long...

    2. seanorjohn profile image77
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Never thought of that. You could be right.

 
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