Would you defeat your lover's seven evil ex lovers?

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   Let's just pretend for a moment, you met the perfect person in your life.  they're everything you ever wanted in a lover and then some.  However, there's only one problem.....they have seven evil ex lovers who still want them back.  however, your lover doesn't want anything to do with these seven evil exes, but they won't leave you all alone until YOU single handedly fight and DEFEAT them in battle.  As in hand to hand combat.  none of this weapons crap.  lol.  so would you do it?  would you defeat them just to be with the one you love?  or would you run away?  or if none of the above, then what would you do?  i got this hub topic idea from the plot synopsis of the upcoming film, "Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World", and thought it would make a great hub topic.  hope you all agree.

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      prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I will never waste my time on them, hehe! it is up to my lover to beat them up, the more the more the merrier, just kidding

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         Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

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      Ben Evansposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hang on a minute and let me change into my cape.
      
      Hey is there only seven?
      
      Why are they running?

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         Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         i guess it's because they KNEW it was a time for superman to show up right? 

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            Ben Evansposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Tripping over the cape is not a good thing is it?
            
            Hey please dont tell those seven guys over there.

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               Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               nah, i wouldn't tell any of them.  besides, I think half them damn basterds owe me money anyway.  so i'd be more inclined to help ya beat them up.  lol.
               
               eta:  yeah, i don't think tripping over your cape is that good of a thing.  lol.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      simply; lock and load, game on and fun fun fun, a little competitiveness in me, I'm surgical with a shot gun

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      Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      beat them all with a stick.

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      leebertteaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yes I would definitely defeat them! The best way to defeat them, get them new lovers! Make them the problem for someone else!

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      watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Only seven ?
      And it doesn't make a very good topic. It's foolish ! LOL

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      American Veteranposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      D'em one at a time... use an extremely sharp KaBar and cut a new smile on the face and watch them drown in their own blood.  She should better be worth it, otherwise kneecpping them with a 12 ga would MAKE themleave you alone.
      Radial?  Yes, very much so.
      Successful?  Beyond your wildest imagination!
      Being there to see the pain: priceless!

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   ediggityposted 13 years ago

   I have a deadly karate chop, and I've been itchin to yell Hai Yaah!  Heck yes I would defeat them.  What kind of question is that?

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      obviously one that i was hoping everyone on hubpages could joke around about and discuss openly.  lol.  personally if it were me, i would still use weapons and beat up the seven evil exes with a bat!  A METAL BASEBALL BAT!  like my father used to say, the only way to win a fight is to fight dirty!  lol.

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   Joni Douglasposted 13 years ago

   Sorry, to me it sounds like a guys dream. You know, cat fight and claws? Not interested.  If the other women are still hanging around, it's because the guy wants them to be there. Perhaps your guy didn't make it clear enough that he is not interested.

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hmmm..that's a good point.  that are they probably never heard the word...NO before.  lol.

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   7 of them?  um.  I'll just be moseying on down the road now!

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      aww come on mega. i always thought you were one of the toughest girls on hubpages.  what's the matter?  besides, you know the hubtribe gots your back.  lol

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         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         well first of all, right now there's no lover
         
         second of all, if there was and they had seven evil lovers
         
         I would just have to reconsider my choice of lover! I mean if they had been with seven evil people formerly, maybe they don't belong with me now!
         
         third I'm not in the fighting biz, I'm not strong enough and I don't stand and fight - I always run away.
         
         Honor is so overrated it ain't even funny. 
         
         So I'll just be moseying on down the road - lover-less! and I'm ok with that.

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            Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            hmmm...well you do make an excellent point there.  i never thought of it that way.  i guess we can agree to disagree, as I always used to turn the other cheek my whole life when it came to confrontations.  However, ive kind of gotten to the point where i'm getting tired of being the bigger man all the time. 
            
            However, I'm not saying my choice is right by doing that, as I don't think there really is a right or wrong answer to this question at all.  just opinions.
            
            Anyway, I'm sorry if i offended you in anyway.  I just saw the laughing icon you left after your first message, so I thought you were joking. Therefore, I thought it was okay to joke with you right back.  I guess maybe I was wrong to assume that.

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               mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               its late and I just got through writing a hub for my friend SoftCornHippo who has been very lonely and kind of depressed and so I had to help her write about her dad for the father's day hubmob theme and now I'm the one who is depressed about it cuz its such a sad story.  But anyhow - in this topic I was trying to be a little funny, but somehow even that got serious because every word of it is true!  still it wouldn't be funny right now if seven evil ex-lovers of my mythic lover arrived to fight with me I'd probably offer them some ice cream and just go in my bedroom and go to sleep.  kinda kinda
               
               nothing personal at you though Steven!

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                  Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  nah, i didn't take it personally.  i was just kind of scared i might've offended you.  however, im glad that's not the case though.

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   Hey Steve,
   
   I would defend my love. I would also limit the number of people, as to who I have to take on to accomplish. Therefore, I would have one condition, the other seven are to fight amongst themselves, and the final winner of those, can then fight me.
   
   As you said earlier, dirty fighting? There is no need to fight dirty, because when in a fight, there are no rules.
   
   Step a - kick to the groin
   Step b - as their head comes down and forward - thrust with knee.
   Step c - kiss my kind love and walk away.
   
   That's the best I can do.

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      that's true. in a street fight, there truly are no rules.  I'm glad you brought that up, as i completely forgot about that.  however, you surprise me though.  i always thought of you as one of those fighting by queen's berry rules types.  However, it looks like i was wrong.  I apologize if i offended you by saying that.  I just merely assumed that since you always seem to carry yourself as such a sophisticated gentleman in forums usually.  Believe me, that's a compliment as I don't say that about every guy i meet.

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         Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I am not a violent person, but I will defend my love(s). Those who I love dearly, bring out a different side of me, especially when it's something I do not want to lose.
         
         I have faith in my ability, even though I have spent my life in a passive state, to defend what I want to keep.
         
         
         @Hey beth, when you kick someone in the groin, it's instant for them to bend over, so as their head is coming down, my knee would be moving upward. It's all one stroke, but to describe it, takes two steps.

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            Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            that's very deep there cagsil.  I knew we had to agree on something there.  Yeah, im sort of the way myself.  I don't really like using violence except as a last resort.  However, if it comes to protecting those I care about, well...lets just say the kid gloves come off.  lol.

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         deosfluviatilisposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah, but would you defeat his seven exes to be his lover?

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      Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You've got my moves there Cags!  Except one vital step: 
      
      Step b-1: drop him/her to the ground with elbow thrust onto back (gotta finish the move!)
      
      
      
      Job's done....can I go now?

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         Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

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            Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            hmmm....job's done....where'd he go??? 

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               Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               hey beth, hows it going?  sorry, i had to leave for a bit.  i was using the college campus pc online when i originally posted this forum.  therefore, i had to leave when they threw me because they were closing. sorry to worry you.  it's nice seeing you again. 

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   blondepoetposted 13 years ago

   Run Never!!!!!!!
   I would use every super power I had and pop them one by one
   
   

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        wow, i guess we can all enjoy a good cat fight then. 

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   LeanManposted 13 years ago

   Been there, done it, wearing the T-shirt..... lol
   
   Actually, normally the other way around for me, my new GFs usualy have to fight off my several ex's who can't bear to be parted from me.... As to evil, that was just the ones I married!

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol.  wow, i guess you must've been one helluva of a lover for them to still be so attached to you.   

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   CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

   If he has been with seven evil women in a row, he is either evil himself or an incredibly bad judge of character!
   
   I would just cut and run!

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   deosfluviatilisposted 13 years ago

   If the guy was really worth it to me, heads might crash into some pavement. I don't see myself fighting over some guy I just met though.

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    @kimberlyrics
    
    lol.  i like the way you think lyrics.    i don't know why i didn't even think of that. 
    
    @justine76
    
    damn straight!  besides, seven against one is hardly a fair fight anyway, so i think using a weapon by should be an automatic given just to even the odds a bit.  lol
    
    @leeberttea
    
    yeah, that's true.  only one problem though....what if nobody else wants them?  lol. maybe that's why they're all so clingy to your girl.  lol.
    
    @CMHypno
    
    lol.  that's true too.  i didn't think about that.
    
    @deosfluviatilis
    
    well first of all, im straight, so I wouldn't ever hook up with another guy.  lol.  don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with being gay, as I have made many friends who are homosexuals.  However, they all understand that if they want me to respect and acknowledge their right to be gay, then they have to also do the same by respecting and acknowledging my right to be straight.  I don't think that's asking for too much.  However, some gay guys I met it seems to be, so I either end up having to beat them up or i find clever ways to avoid them.  lol. therefore, for my particular case it would be a girl i'd be fighting for. 
    
    However, I do get what your getting at.  Yeah, I'd feel the same way too.  If the girl was someone that I really loved, then I wouldn't hesitate about fighting for her.  sure, it might be hard, but anything worth fighting for is rarely easy. of course, as i stated earlier though, even though i know they would prefer i fight in hand to hand combat.  I'd probably fight dirty as in telling them that i wouldn't be using a weapon like them.  then somehow sneak in with a metal baseball bat or a hand gun that I could conceal.  hey seven against one aren't fair odds, so I need something to even the playing field.  lol. 
    
    however, if it was for someone I just met recently, and we've only known each other for like one day or something.  And i saw her seven evil ex bfs coming after me, I would probably think of either one of two things.  one, she's probably a hussy. I apologize if that comes off offensive ladies, as I really don't mean to offend anyone here.  or two, that the relationship i was thinking about getting into is OBVIOUSLY a rebound relationship, so chances are it may not work out most likely.
    
    however, if i truly fell in love with the girl, then I say bring it on!  I'll rip your freaking heads off you basterds! 

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       deosfluviatilisposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Yep. Love makes you homicidal.

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    just reading the scenerio you presented tired me out...
    so I guess they can have her

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       watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       Very boring !

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          Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I'm not gonna fight 7 evil dudes...
          
          when will I have time to cut the lawn?
          
          let's be practical here!

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             watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Cutting the lawn is even worse! LOL  Mowing...that's another thing

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                Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                make a deal with you... you cut/mow my lawn,  and i will enter into a dialogue with these 7 evil fellows.
                
                if it gets into a physical confrontation, I'll call you to bring over my weed wacker

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                   watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Why would I mow your lawn ?What kind of lawn do you have? Is it big ?

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                      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      everything i have is big and bushy

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                         watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         Then I'll have to pass. Too much work !

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                            Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            see!!! you're just like me!
                            
                            

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                               watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                               Maybe you can mow my lawn instead

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                                  Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                  naughty girl!

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                                     watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                     That's all you're going to say ?
                                     What a boring man !

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                                        Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                        who are you calling a man?

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                                           watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                           So what are you? You sounded just like an old man to me ! LOL

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                                              Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                              my name is Janice.. nice to meet you!

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                                                 watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                                 LOL!You're a very manly woman. I might ask you for a date !

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                blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                I have trouble pulling the cord.....

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                   Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Hey Blonde, I doubt you have trouble pulling anything, much less a cord to a lawn mower....
                   
                   What's up gorgeous?

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                      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Awww Cags yes I must confess there are a couple of things in this world I cannot pull...
                      I have the flu, oh woe is me!!!!!
                      I need TLC

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    I might hire someone else to do it!  that's it!  that's just what I'll do!  oh
    
    right
    
    I don't have a lover, therefore - no worries!

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    in all seriousness, this actualyl happened to me..
    
    I managed to take on all 7 of evil bastards at the same time when they attacked me all at once.
    
    My friend took a pic of the swarm...
    
    

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    They better bring help if there is only the 7 of them!

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    King Larryposted 13 years ago

    nah, it would NEVER get to that point with me and my gal.  for one, im damn sure none of them evil bastards are more evil and conniving than me. as i wouldn't wait to meet them out on the street, in the playground, in the back yard or whatever to face them.  no, no, no.  i'd just stalk them and find out they each lived.  then i would break into each of their freaking homes while they were sleeping too, and beat their heads in with a freaking baseball bat!  then i'd burn down their houses and watch them die slowly in the flames. yeah, im that evil. hehehehehe!

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    Disturbiaposted 13 years ago

    I'd call my accountant and tell him to send out the checks... I'd pay them off of course.
    
    And if they were dumb enough to turn down my money.... a more permanent solution... I'd invite them over for a 3-some, one at a time of course, give them plenty of booze and drugs, then when they were passed out cold, I'd duct tape them from head to toe making sure I completely covered their nose and mouth... and I'd watch as they slowly sufficated.  You can't leave any room for error when it comes to evil ex-lovers.

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