I'm thinking a chain of residential appliance stores with nude salesman.
slogan; We take care of the hardest decisions.
Here is their new slogan
Hey this is the owner Ted
and I am joined by Claire
of downtown appliances
where we sell in the bare.
Now peole who dont know
about their wares I detest.
We know all the new trends
we always keep ourselves a breast.
Well look.....Hey thats not nice
I didnt mean down there,
I want you to see that stove
with a nice oven I declare.
The price is fantastic
and we will not be undersold.
Hey we dont wear undearwear
if I may be so bold.
Hey next time you are in the area
and you feel in a rut.
Take a look at our appliances
but please not my butt.
I am certainly not interested to work for you.
Hey Saj Mark...
Thanks for withdrawing from the opportunity to represent the company in the nude
Sadly, after having perused your brief CV... we had decided that you were perfecty suited to holding your own on our 'short' list.
Though we respect the decision to withdraw on 'your part'... we trust that we may have the opportunity to have you re-adjust your member's status under warmer conditions.
Further: Please return at the earliest; the donkey that you borrowed to aid you in getting to and impressing us at... the initial interview.
I'm selling $50 words. My company name is "Anomaly" -coming soon to your neighborhood.
I would open a blood bank with a bar serving blood with martini glasses and of course naked male bartenders and blood technicians
well that's better than those nude deep deep freezers that aren't all they're cracked up to be
"You'll always get a warm reception at Pasty White Appliances"
"We're fleshing out our line of convection ovens"
"No..we don't sell nipple gas fittings..thank you for calling"
"We don't mind being the butt of all your jokes, we're just taking care of business"
Hey Kim, aren't some of these other posts actually you? Hahaha
I'd like to readjust somebody's member status! who would I speak to about that?
I'm planning on opening a resort in Costa Rica on the ocean that will cater to exotic desires. You pick your fantasy from a list and we provide the elements to make your fantasy your reality.
any fantasy? any fantasy at all? Ok, you! in the hot tub! now!
Oh that's just too easy! You can do better than that!
oh, and Ottmar Liebert playing guitar solos to accompany us!
Okay but you might have to settle for a wax figure and a CD but we'll get-r-done!
Haha,...hardest. Oh, wait, I'm typing now.
I'd probably do the Eternal Sunshine thing. Our slogan would be:
"We make you forget so you'll never regret."
I would sell massage oil - your pain is our pleasure
A beautiful resort with lots of flowers, shrubs, trees and birds, ponds, streams, water fountains and park benches - a retreat for people who are stressed or suffer from depression.
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