It's your Company. What would it be?

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   I'm thinking a chain of residential appliance stores with nude salesman.
   
   slogan;  We take care of the hardest decisions.
   
   

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      DevLinposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Promotes artists of all venues for free.

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      Ben Evansposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Here is their new slogan
      
      
      Hey this is the owner Ted
      and I am joined by Claire
      of downtown appliances
      where we sell in the bare.
      
      Now peole who dont know
      about their wares I detest.
      We know all the new trends
      we always keep ourselves a breast.
      
      Well look.....Hey thats not nice
      I didnt mean down there,
      I want you to see that stove
      with a nice oven I declare.
      
      The price is fantastic
      and we will not be undersold.
      Hey we dont wear undearwear
      if I may be so bold.
      
      Hey next time you are in the area
      and you feel in a rut.
      Take a look at our appliances
      but please not my butt.
      
      

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         Ben Evansposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I think i misunderstood the challenge.
         
         oops!

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         you rock
         
         xo

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      sajal.markposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I am certainly not interested to work for you.

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         Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Hey Saj Mark...
         Thanks for withdrawing from the opportunity to represent the company in the nude
         Sadly, after having perused your brief CV... we had decided that you were perfecty suited to holding your own on our 'short' list.
         
         Though we respect the decision to withdraw on 'your part'... we trust that we may have the opportunity to have you re-adjust your member's status under warmer conditions.
         
         Further: Please return at the earliest; the donkey that you borrowed to aid you in getting to and impressing us at... the initial interview.

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   LOVING IT!!!!

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   blondepoetposted 13 years ago

   Oh bonza I'm saving so I can come shop there.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      wouldn't fridges seem so less cold? 

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   I'm selling $50 words.  My company name is "Anomaly" -coming soon to your neighborhood.

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      preyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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   preyposted 13 years ago

   I would open a blood bank with a bar serving blood with martini glasses and of course naked male bartenders and blood technicians
   
   

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   preyposted 13 years ago

   

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      MrMidNightposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I'll open a bar with nude vampire chicks with beer favored nipples, hahahahaha, I'll make millions.........

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   well that's better than those nude deep deep freezers that aren't all they're cracked up to be

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      hi buddy
      
      looking good
      
      are you stuck?
      
      do you need help?

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   Grand Canyon Eco-Tourism

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      :
      
      kiss

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   timorousposted 13 years ago

   "You'll always get a warm reception at Pasty White Appliances"
   "We're fleshing out our line of convection ovens"
   "No..we don't sell nipple gas fittings..thank you for calling"
   "We don't mind being the butt of all your jokes, we're just taking care of business"
   
   Hey Kim, aren't some of these other posts actually you?  Hahaha

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    "We're Hard and Fast"

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       LMFAO

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    I'd like to readjust somebody's member status! who would I speak to about that?

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    leebertteaposted 13 years ago

    I'm planning on opening a resort in Costa Rica on the ocean that will cater to exotic desires. You pick your fantasy from a list and we provide the elements to make your fantasy your reality.

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       any fantasy? any fantasy at all?  Ok, you! in the hot tub!  now!

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          leebertteaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Oh that's just too easy! You can do better than that!

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             mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             oh, and Ottmar Liebert playing guitar solos to accompany us!

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                leebertteaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Okay but you might have to settle for a wax figure and a CD but we'll get-r-done!

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                   mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   you might as well just sell the toys!  hoo hooo 

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                      leebertteaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      I could definitely do that...everything depends on your budget!

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                      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      LMFAO
                      LMFAO

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    lxxyposted 13 years ago

    Haha,...hardest. Oh, wait, I'm typing now.
    
    I'd probably do the Eternal Sunshine thing. Our slogan would be:
    
    "We make you forget so you'll never regret."

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    I would sell massage oil - your pain is our pleasure

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    green tea-cherposted 13 years ago

    A beautiful resort with lots of flowers, shrubs, trees and birds, ponds, streams, water fountains and park benches - a retreat for people who are stressed or suffer from depression.

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