I am ill and have a disease can anyone help?

Jump to Last Post 1-11 of 11 discussions (43 posts)
  1. katiem2 profile image58
    katiem2posted 8 years ago

    I have hubits disease, everything I see I think HUBIT!

    Every thought I have I think HUBIT!

    Has anyone else ever suffered this disease and do you know of a cure?

    Thanks Katie smile

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hi Katie, the solution is to HUBIT more, thats the way I do it!

      1. pisean282311 profile image60
        pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol

      2. katiem2 profile image58
        katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Thanks darkhorse, Isn't it amazing?  Is there anything you can bring to mind without thinking HUBIT?  smilesmilesmile

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
          prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          maybe the three letter word begins with S, or when I am watching football NFL or LA celtics game

      3. profile image0
        DoorMattnomoreposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile thats what I was going to say. HUBIT!!! you will feel better

    2. Daniel Carter profile image75
      Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Perhaps, then, Pres. Sarkozy suffers from Hobbit's disease?

      I would prefer your mallady than Sarkozy's. Yours is a happier plight, so I offer my congrats!
      wink

      1. katiem2 profile image58
        katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Oh thanks Daniel for the postive thoughts, your right this is a good thing.  Have you ever been afflicted with HUBIT?  smile

    3. Ohma profile image74
      Ohmaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Is this contagious. Can I catch it by reading your profile and or hubs? I would love to have this disease.

      1. katiem2 profile image58
        katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yes it is contagious and you will catch it by reading a bit over at my lil hubitville do check it out... Here's to you catching it! smile

      2. Cagsil profile image82
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol

        1. katiem2 profile image58
          katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          So are you saying your infected too?  smile

          1. Cagsil profile image82
            Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Good morning/afternoon Katie. Do I have the disease? No. If I did, then I would be like an adult with ADHD on Crack, and my hubs would in the thousands, and the titles would be all over the place.

            There would be so many short hubs with random thoughts and absurd trains of thought, people would come to the hubs because they would love the comedy derived from it.

            However, since I don't have thousands of hubs, with various topic choices available, then I do not suffer from the disease. smile




            lol lol lol

            1. katiem2 profile image58
              katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Your so wreckless...smile

    4. Lily Rose profile image87
      Lily Roseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I have it, too - for the last 10 months or so!  Too funny, Katie!

      My family thinks I'm crazy because we'll go somewhere or have a conversation about something and I'm always saying, "Hey, I should write a hub about it!"

      At least this disease I can control if need be and it makes me money, unlike my last disease (cancer)!

    5. RNMSN profile image91
      RNMSNposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      hope to suffer forever!!lol keep hubit-ting!!!

  2. profile image0
    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    I caught it also on Dec. 30, 2008. Still here, no cure. Sorry Katie. big_smile

    1. katiem2 profile image58
      katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh Well we'll be rich when were retired... smile

      1. Cagsil profile image82
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Some are already rich, just not wealthy. lol

  3. Ohma profile image74
    Ohmaposted 8 years ago

    I think that forumitis is the best antibiotic for hubit.

    1. katiem2 profile image58
      katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      OHHHH good to know.... smile

      1. Rochelle Frank profile image96
        Rochelle Frankposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I disagree. Forumitus is more debilitating, even though it can cure Hubits.
        A mild case of Hubit is survivable. Some of the affected go on to live relatively normal, happy and productive lives.

    2. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'll agree. The forementioned is surely a temporary treatment for hubit. wink

      1. katiem2 profile image58
        katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Oh no I do feel forumitis coming on... smile

  4. LeanMan profile image85
    LeanManposted 8 years ago

    I started the 30 day challenge when I caught Hubit, however I now appear to have forumitis which has cured my hubit....

  5. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    I have a related disease called A.R.D.S. (AdSense Revenue Deficiency Syndrome).

    I have been suffering from it for over 11 months.

    Symptoms are poverty and lack of page impressions

    1. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well, instead of seeing your A.R.D.S. as a negative thing, maybe you should investigate further the disease of Hubit, by avoiding forumitis. It might actually help your A.R.D.S. lol

      1. katiem2 profile image58
        katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yes Greek One hang around and catch a good case of Hubit to rid yourself of the A.R.D.S and once severe exhaustion sets in head back here to be infected with forumitis and don't forget to monitor your temperature.

    2. profile image0
      Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      HaHa! That's comedy for you.  Personally I would miss your pithy posts.

      1. katiem2 profile image58
        katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Whats pithy mean?

        1. profile image0
          Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Sorry, it was my feeble attempt to provoke old Greeky.  Pith is the essential point of an argument.  It's also a rude word if you have a lisp.

          1. katiem2 profile image58
            katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I thought as much but had to ask...smile

            1. katiem2 profile image58
              katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I can't get this pithy thing outta my head now I'm hearing it with the lisp... smile

              1. profile image0
                Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                LOL.  I find hubpages takes the pith to new levels.  TeeHee.

                1. katiem2 profile image58
                  katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh so true and that my friend is why I asked in the first place...

                  You never know what type of spin a writer may put on a word... smile

  6. profile image0
    Good Intentionsposted 8 years ago

    I haven't HUBIT yet, but I hear it is contageous

    1. katiem2 profile image58
      katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Be careful hanging around here it is highly contagious... smile

  7. Cagsil profile image82
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    Hey Katie, I guess the "politic" of political correctness has remained. People are learning how to spin almost any topic and turn to their advantage, which completely distorts truth.

    It's a shame. wink big_smile

    1. katiem2 profile image58
      katiem2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It's the SANDPIT, and for off the topic social interaction.  smile 

      Comeon don't you like the fun of HUBIT?  I think it's to fun not to share.

      All in good fun, no shame here!

      Good night Cagsil and sleep tight...

  8. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    The only solution katie is a blindfold. Stockings, old rags, bandanas all work well. smile smile

  9. Len Cannon profile image89
    Len Cannonposted 8 years ago

    I have terrible news.

    It is terminal.

    I suggest you make your peace.

  10. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

    lol

    Try LoveIt instead

    switches the thinking  as far as I can tell

    Good Luck  big_smile

  11. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 8 years ago

    And here all this time I was thinking HUBIT was a unit of measure.........

 
working

This website uses cookies

As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

Show Details
Necessary
HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
Features
Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
Marketing
Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
Statistics
Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)