Only in America
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America is there a man in The White House who hates the thought of being an American.
here's a couple, not sure I have a favorite.
Only in America……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
by Freya Cesare3 months ago
“Who Are You?” Often we heard people asked. They want you to tell them who you really are. This is really simple question, is it? Or is it not?Have you ever noticed how people can come up with different answer for...
by kirstenblog6 years ago
When you hear that blasted little inconsiderate piece of plastic and metal blaring out some noxious noise alerting you to impending disembodied communication like some sort of small child desperate for attention, do you...
by Deborah Sexton7 years ago
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by Susan Reid5 years ago
Bipartisan thread. Fave moments from RNC, DNC, both, welcome.Gotta say, Gabby Giffords proudly, passionately, enthusiastically leading the Pledge of Allegiance epitomizes what America is all about.
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