Only in America
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America is there a man in The White House who hates the thought of being an American.
here's a couple, not sure I have a favorite.
Only in America……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
by kirstenblog 7 years ago
When you hear that blasted little inconsiderate piece of plastic and metal blaring out some noxious noise alerting you to impending disembodied communication like some sort of small child desperate for attention, do you feel that you HAVE to answer it straight away? Do you fall into some sort of...
by Literary Geisha 6 years ago
What do you call a person who has a habit of answering a question with another question?Or how would you describe him/her in 2 words max.
by Hubber Writes 8 years ago
Can you tell me your favorite joke of all time?Please don't think to hard and blow an artery in your skull.
by Freya Cesare 5 months ago
“Who Are You?” Often we heard people asked. They want you to tell them who you really are. This is really simple question, is it? Or is it not?Have you ever noticed how people can come up with different answer for that simple question? And sometimes they also come up with more than one...
by MountainManJake 5 years ago
What is the corniest joke you know?
by Faith Reaper 3 years ago
What are your favorite toppings on hotdogs, if you eat hotdogs?What do you like to put on your hotdogs? Personally, I love them loaded up with everything, but if I do not have everything, then I must at least have chopped onions. Thank you for answering.
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