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Your favorite ONLY IN AMERICA joke

  1. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    mine is

    Only in America
         do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

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    Brenda Durhamposted 7 years ago

    Barack Obama.

    Only in America is there a man in The White House who hates the thought of being an American.

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      keep it fun, Brenda! This is the SandPit!  Maybe you could go start something about how much you dislike Obama in Politics topic?  That would be so unique and interesting!

  3. rebekahELLE profile image89
    rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago

    here's a couple, not sure I have a favorite.

    Only in America……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


  4. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    Only in America do we claim not to have an accent!