Unusual Murder Weapons

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  1. Pandoras Box profile image69
    Pandoras Boxposted 8 years ago

    What's the weirdest murder weapon you've ever used? Heard of, I mean. What's the weirdest, most unusual, never-would-have-thunk-it item you've ever heard of being used to kill someone.

    Cause guns, knives and poisons are just so overdone.

    What you got? Come on, hubbers, I need some ideas!

  2. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    children - you have the children and they drive him nuts and he shoots himself!  death by children.  takes some time, but . . .

    1. Pandoras Box profile image69
      Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh that's good. And I've got some of them just laying around..

      1. mega1 profile image76
        mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        yeh - put em to work, I say!  only don't let them in on the secret!  otherwise, they'll want a cut of the dough!

        1. Pandoras Box profile image69
          Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Yer a real evil genius, you know that? I like you.

          1. mega1 profile image76
            mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            thanx  I guess

  3. double_frick profile image68
    double_frickposted 8 years ago

    pirhanas...or some other carnivorous animals.
    and then pigs to eat the remains?

    umm....i think thats as "creative" as i get with murders...

    1. Pandoras Box profile image69
      Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It's alot better than I could come up with. So pigs will eat the corpse? Bones and all?

      That'd be perfect.

      1. mega1 profile image76
        mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I think I read that somewhere!  no lie!

        1. Pandoras Box profile image69
          Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Rural folk have all the advantages in murder. I should have married a pig farmer.

          1. habee profile image93
            habeeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I was married to a pig farmer! (He was also a cattle rancher.) And yes, they will eat anything...and so will pigs. lol

            1. Pandoras Box profile image69
              Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I notice this is all past-tense. Did you poison him then and serve him for dinner?

  4. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    or, you could make them fall in love with a relative and then out of shame seduce a known serial killer in order to become the next victim!

    1. Pandoras Box profile image69
      Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Suggestive witchcraft? Or perhaps more effective, point-blank bitchcraft?

      Wear them down mentally, emotionally. Let them do the dirty work for you. Damn yer good.

      1. mega1 profile image76
        mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        yeh, some of that has been tried on me, but I'm too evil to fall for it!  muuuwaaaahahaha!

  5. saddlerider1 profile image68
    saddlerider1posted 8 years ago

    Quicksand in the everglades of Florida or in the desert buried deep with scorpions and snakes. Dats the way the mob does it. Caphiche...forgetaboutit.

    1. Pandoras Box profile image69
      Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I should have married a pig farmer, or an italian!

  6. habee profile image93
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Choke someone to death with a tricycle. You have to get the neck positioned just right between the bar and the front wheel.

    1. Pandoras Box profile image69
      Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You sound like yer speaking from experience there, Habee!

  7. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    food - feed them to death - works especially well on people who have addictive personalities - they just get fatter until they've ruined their hearts and other organs and then they weaken and die.  I'm quite sure its been done as we speak by vengeful wives and husbands all over the place!

    1. Pandoras Box profile image69
      Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      He or she who wields the frypan and the salt shaker holds all the power.

  8. Ivorwen profile image70
    Ivorwenposted 8 years ago

    Well, one could always use a aeromatic nailer.  I know it is considered a gun by some, but not in the technical sense.

    If you have a big microwave, and I mean a BIG microwave, you could use that. They claim it fries things from the inside out.

    Cars have been known to do the trick, but are  very messy.

    Drug over does seems to be a favorite amongst those who want to leave no trace.

    Of course, there are the non weapon routes, like drowning, shoving someone off a cliff, suffocation -- the possibilities with that are endless -- knew a man who died last year in a wheat truck. Allergies can be a killer -- keep cats away from me, or one of us is going to die!

    Plus, there are natural methods like hail, lightning, meteors, tornadoes.   They are harder to stage, but if you are looking for creative...

    Here is an article, from a year ago, on the subject:  http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Perfect-Mur … erspective

 
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