Unusual Murder Weapons

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   Pandoras Boxposted 13 years ago

   What's the weirdest murder weapon you've ever used? Heard of, I mean. What's the weirdest, most unusual, never-would-have-thunk-it item you've ever heard of being used to kill someone.
   
   Cause guns, knives and poisons are just so overdone.
   
   What you got? Come on, hubbers, I need some ideas!

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   children - you have the children and they drive him nuts and he shoots himself!  death by children.  takes some time, but . . .

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      Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Oh that's good. And I've got some of them just laying around..

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         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         yeh - put em to work, I say!  only don't let them in on the secret!  otherwise, they'll want a cut of the dough!

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            Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Yer a real evil genius, you know that? I like you.

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               mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               thanx  I guess

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   double_frickposted 13 years ago

   pirhanas...or some other carnivorous animals.
   and then pigs to eat the remains?
   
   umm....i think thats as "creative" as i get with murders...

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      Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      It's alot better than I could come up with. So pigs will eat the corpse? Bones and all?
      
      That'd be perfect.

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         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I think I read that somewhere!  no lie!

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            Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Rural folk have all the advantages in murder. I should have married a pig farmer.

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               habeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I was married to a pig farmer! (He was also a cattle rancher.) And yes, they will eat anything...and so will pigs. lol

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                  Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I notice this is all past-tense. Did you poison him then and serve him for dinner?

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   or, you could make them fall in love with a relative and then out of shame seduce a known serial killer in order to become the next victim!

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      Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Suggestive witchcraft? Or perhaps more effective, point-blank bitchcraft?
      
      Wear them down mentally, emotionally. Let them do the dirty work for you. Damn yer good.

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         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         yeh, some of that has been tried on me, but I'm too evil to fall for it!  muuuwaaaahahaha!

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   saddlerider1posted 13 years ago

   Quicksand in the everglades of Florida or in the desert buried deep with scorpions and snakes. Dats the way the mob does it. Caphiche...forgetaboutit.

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      Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I should have married a pig farmer, or an italian!

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   habeeposted 13 years ago

   Choke someone to death with a tricycle. You have to get the neck positioned just right between the bar and the front wheel.

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      Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You sound like yer speaking from experience there, Habee!

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   food - feed them to death - works especially well on people who have addictive personalities - they just get fatter until they've ruined their hearts and other organs and then they weaken and die.  I'm quite sure its been done as we speak by vengeful wives and husbands all over the place!

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      Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      He or she who wields the frypan and the salt shaker holds all the power.

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   Ivorwenposted 13 years ago

   Well, one could always use a aeromatic nailer.  I know it is considered a gun by some, but not in the technical sense.
   
   If you have a big microwave, and I mean a BIG microwave, you could use that. They claim it fries things from the inside out.
   
   Cars have been known to do the trick, but are  very messy.
   
   Drug over does seems to be a favorite amongst those who want to leave no trace.
   
   Of course, there are the non weapon routes, like drowning, shoving someone off a cliff, suffocation -- the possibilities with that are endless -- knew a man who died last year in a wheat truck. Allergies can be a killer -- keep cats away from me, or one of us is going to die!
   
   Plus, there are natural methods like hail, lightning, meteors, tornadoes.   They are harder to stage, but if you are looking for creative...
   
   Here is an article, from a year ago, on the subject:  http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Perfect-Mur … erspective

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